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Useless facts...

23 durable postsStarted 2007-01-12Latest 2007-01-15
#36977Post 1 of 23

I always fund stuff like this interesting so I thought I would share this with you. Some of these have been heard before I am sure. This one made me laugh...so if someone ever calls you a dork again, you really know what they mean :lol: [COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][quote] 21. A whale's penis is called a dork[/quote]

[URL]http://www.djtech.net/humor/useless_facts.htm[/URL]

#788092Post 2 of 23

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I love stuff like this, cannot get enough of it, just wish I could remember half of it.

Someone told me the other day that a crocodile can if necessary go 2 years without food!

#788104Post 3 of 23

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yeah I love stuff like this to...I always find it neat and wonder how on earth some of this stuff was proven

#788110Post 4 of 23

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I wonder how one can prove that it is proven.

#788115Post 5 of 23

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my penis is called general quentin chesterfield.

#788116Post 6 of 23

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purple urkle

#788132Post 7 of 23

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Third Leg

#788142Post 8 of 23

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[COLOR=#000080][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][B][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][B][FONT=Verdana]112.[/FONT][/B][FONT=Verdana][B]Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR]

I will be proud to be the 11,001st :D

#788253Post 9 of 23

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The total number of romance novels purchased in America in one year equaled the number of orgasms American women have each day.

#788255Post 10 of 23

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[B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080] DJTECH.net .:. 500 Mostly Useless Facts

[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=Silver]# 407. there are only 406 useless facts in djtech.nets 500 mostly useless fa[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=Silver]cts

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#788271Post 11 of 23

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^^^ lol I noticed that as well....the other 94 must have been proven wrong or maybe they figured no one would go through the whole list that closely

#788445Post 12 of 23

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[quote=DQ]i love...[/quote]

[quote=DQ]...whale's penis[/quote]

not necessarily a useless fact there. :Naughty:

#788472Post 13 of 23

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hahahahahahaa

#788550Post 14 of 23

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[quote=Jibgolly;433552]not necessarily a useless fact there. :Naughty:[/quote]

Who wouldn't?? Look at the size of that thing!!

[img]http://www.seancoon.org/wp-content/postimages/whale-penis.jpg[/img]

#788556Post 15 of 23

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Holy Sh*t.

#788760Post 16 of 23

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[QUOTE][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080]75.[FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT]Barbie's measurements, if she were life-size, would be 39-29-33.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/QUOTE]

damn ... if she's real she would have damn huge chesticles

#788807Post 17 of 23

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Love the fact about China - if everyone in China walked past you in single file the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction!

#788888Post 18 of 23

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:roflmao:

#789239Post 19 of 23

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[COLOR=white][B][FONT=Verdana]#230.[/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana]3.9% of all women do not wear underwear.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=white][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=white]Is that all??[/COLOR][/FONT][/B]

#789269Post 20 of 23

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^^^ sorry, I only have 24hrs in a day, y'know

#789287Post 21 of 23

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pork the dork!!!

#789566Post 22 of 23

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[quote=DancingQueen;433671]Who wouldn't?? Look at the size of that thing!!

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Oh, so size DOES matter?

#789590Post 23 of 23

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[QUOTE=DancingQueen;433671]Who wouldn't?? Look at the size of that thing!!

[img]http://www.seancoon.org/wp-content/postimages/whale-penis.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Every day, I thank my lucky stars that my job doesn't involve me holding a killer whale by the schlong.

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