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Jessica Simpson Sex Tape (SFW)

13 durable postsStarted 2006-11-28Latest 2006-11-29
#35475Post 1 of 13

Rumors are swirling that the people who made public the famed Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson sex tape have gotten their hands on a similar bit of video [COLOR=black]starring[/COLOR] [I]Dukes of Hazzard[/I] bombshell Jessica Simpson and ex-husband Nick Lachey, and are planning on releasing it.

According to a source, Jessica is "horrified her name and 'sex tape' are being mentioned in the same sentence" because "she's always been a girl of high morals and principles."

But not much brains. And the same goes for Lachey too, apparently. I mean, in this day and age, does it make sense for any famous person to videotape themselves doing anything more serious than cuddling? These sex tapes always get out. Always. And a lot of times, people are embarrassed when they do. Sometimes people actually like it - like Screech (cause it proved to everyone that he wasn't a virgin) - but mostly, it just causes people grief.

By the way, the people who allegedly have the tape are alleged to be blackmailing Simpson with it, saying they'll release it if she doesn't pay them. I wonder how long all of this has been going on. I mean, Jessica has looked rather anxiety-ridden lately. Of course, knowing her, that could just be from trying to use a can-opener. Those damn gadgets can cause a lot of stress.

[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/938/jessicasimpson2kn1.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

#758950Post 2 of 13

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link , video, pics or STFU

#758951Post 3 of 13

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u know shes gonna be shit in bed

(nice chest tho)

#758959Post 4 of 13

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agreed

#758961Post 5 of 13

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i'll believe it when i see it.

and i hope i see it.

#758962Post 6 of 13

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if jessica simpson and jessica alba did a lesbian sex tape, it would sell more copies than the BIBLE>

#759186Post 7 of 13

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[URL]http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com/2006/11/is-jessica-simpson-sex-tape-about-to.html#comments[/URL]

#759189Post 8 of 13

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[url]http://perezhilton.com/topics/jessica_simpson/fyi_20061127.php[/url]

#759222Post 9 of 13

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Its a publicity stunt i think... i doubt there is one...

If there is one or there isn't shes getting publicity off it anyways cause we are here talking about it... how many other sites will be doing the same....??

#759224Post 10 of 13

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[quote=Kyall;412902]Rumors are swirling that the people who made public the famed Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson sex tape have gotten their hands on a similar bit of video [COLOR=black]starring[/COLOR] [I]Dukes of Hazzard[/I] bombshell Jessica Simpson and ex-husband Nick Lachey, and are planning on releasing it.

According to a source, Jessica is "horrified her name and 'sex tape' are being mentioned in the same sentence" because "she's always been a girl of high morals and principles."

But not much brains. And the same goes for Lachey too, apparently. I mean, in this day and age, does it make sense for any famous person to videotape themselves doing anything more serious than cuddling? These sex tapes always get out. Always. And a lot of times, people are embarrassed when they do. Sometimes people actually like it - like Screech (cause it proved to everyone that he wasn't a virgin) - but mostly, it just causes people grief.

By the way, the people who allegedly have the tape are alleged to be blackmailing Simpson with it, saying they'll release it if she doesn't pay them. I wonder how long all of this has been going on. I mean, Jessica has looked rather anxiety-ridden lately. Of course, knowing her, that could just be from trying to use a can-opener. Those damn gadgets can cause a lot of stress.

[URL="http://imageshack.us"][IMG]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/938/jessicasimpson2kn1.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/quote] FUCK BLACKMAIL...release that shit already!

#759268Post 11 of 13

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[quote=Kyall;412902] I wonder how long all of this has been going on. I mean, Jessica has looked rather anxiety-ridden lately. Of course, knowing her, that could just be from trying to use a can-opener.[/quote]

:lol::lol::lol:

#759284Post 12 of 13

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[quote=Kyall;412902] According to a source, Jessica is "horrified her name and 'sex tape' are being mentioned in the same sentence" because "she's always been a girl of high morals and principles." [/quote]

uh huh....SURE... :D and I'm sure that that will be evident in the sex tape.

#759293Post 13 of 13

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links yet?

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