some idiot just drove her jaguar throught the storefront next to my office... she was parked then put it in drive as opposed to backing out.... moron. i hope the paramedics deny her treatment on the basis of human stupidity.

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Here's your sign...

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[quote=thesightless;391801][B][COLOR=lemonchiffon]why cant women drive?[/COLOR][/B] [/quote]

Do you really need to ask that question? That is like asking what color is the sky. :roll:

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you mean even worse than her ?

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you really dont even understand. i would take a fair estimate that 65% of women on long island drive a vehichle bigger than a ford explorer. reminds of NK with nukes.

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[quote=thesightless;391816]you really dont even understand. i would take a fair estimate that 65% of women on long island drive a vehichle bigger than a ford explorer. reminds of NK with nukes.[/quote]

dude, think about it. Why do old people drive such big cars? somethings cant be explained.

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And what's the deal with airline food?

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Old people dirve big cars because it reminds them of the glory days of the big 1950/60's caddy's, lincolns, fords etc. now everything is user friendly, compact and tiny. :roll:

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[quote=BSully828;391823]And what's the deal with airline food?[/quote]

I didn't think anyone would get that. Nice ;)

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Airline food is made for the people on the go. who dont have time to cook for themsevles. Simple, subtle taste made to scarf down and continue with business as usual.

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[quote=BureOne;391827]Airline food is made for the people on the go. who dont have time to cook for themsevles. Simple, subtle taste made to scarf down and continue with business as usual.[/quote]

you missed the copius amounts of fart pressure thats released by half the aircraft at over 20psi

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [IMG]http://www.dfwdiesel.net/forum/images/smiles/doh.gif[/IMG]

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people driving their car through establishments is not uncommon in florida due to all of the aarp card carrying members. I remember one tiem at the Barnes and Noble I worked at, some chick drove her mini van right into the cafe, scaring the bejesus out of all of the yuppies scarfing down their 5 dollar mocha lotta frappa miattos. funny shit

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lol what an idiot.....however, this isn't something that only women drivers do. When I was in high school a man drove through the front living room of the house by the school killing the old lady who lived there...he was completely hammered.

And my cousins ex was so pissed when she broke up with him, the next day he jumped in his truck to drive to her work (McDonalds at the time) to talk to her. Her manager kicked him out, so he jumped back in his truck and drove it through the front window

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^now those examples don't help your cause. In one, the guy was an idiot and drunk and in the other he meant to drive it through the window. Thanks for playing, come again. :p

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NYC Lawyers :p

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well at least that didn't say F&^king NYC Lawyers... ;)

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[quote=rubyraks;391882]^now those examples don't help your cause. In one, the guy was an idiot and drunk and in the other he meant to drive it through the window. Thanks for playing, come again. :p[/quote]

lol ok, I see what you are saying, but it still shows that men can be idiots when driving, just like women :p

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^^^ I know someone who did exactly the same when sober (putting the car through a shop window)...

... my mom :mrgreen:

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point proven.

and its funny, my mom has that G500 from benz, and they have a court in front of the house.....all the lights that lit the border bricks around the court have been run over by her.

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Sheesh.

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[quote=thesightless;391911]point proven.

and its funny, my mom has that G500 from benz, and they have a court in front of the house.....all the lights that lit the border bricks around the court have been run over by her.[/quote]

dude, I just noticed your new sig. :lol:

[QUOTE]i like basslines and indian people.[/QUOTE]

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when men drive through buildings/houses, they're usually hammered and lose control from going too fast.

when women drive through buildings/houses, well, they're just plain dumb :lol:

goodnight.

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[quote=BSully828;391823]And what's the deal with airline food?[/quote]

thanks jerry! ;)

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Men are just as bad behind the wheel.. sorry I don't have a funny/boring story to back that up.. its just true.

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wow, please tell me you're kidding with this thread title

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we're never kidding here

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[quote=FM;392017]when men drive through buildings/houses, they're usually hammered and lose control from going too fast.

when women drive through buildings/houses, well, they're just plain dumb :lol:

goodnight.[/quote]

:RockOn:

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Everyone that still doubts the title of this thread is invited to join me to a go-kart centre and observe a few parties of women driving a heat.

I've worked at such a place for 5 years, and I'm telling you....women in general REALLY CAN'T DRIVE. Men can drive but they're just irresponsible. Women literally often just don't have the moves (motoriek, Jan?). Going straight in bends, going into a curve full throttle and parking it in a 90 degree upwards angle against the wall, hitting the brakes while having the pedal to the metal instead of releasing the throttle (you'll have a kart crawling by but with the engine going full RPM, much like a lawnmower) or simply not even exiting the pit lane but going straight for me and the gas tank. :mrgreen:

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Weman cant drive for shit and i have a living example ....My wife

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watching woment drive SUV's is like watching heather mills mccartney in a sack race.

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[quote=Kamal;391810]you mean even worse than her ?

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:lol::roll:

I admit I'm not the best driver myself but I dont care :p I like to speed and I suck at side parking :what

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awww why the eye roll ? hope that wasn't a video of a relative...

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[quote=Kamal;392337]awww why the eye roll ? [/quote]

she's makin women look a lot worse - stupid bitch!!:evil:

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you guys handle that yourselves every time you try to park in a spot that requires more than simply pulling in headfirst.

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[quote=Katkich;392487]she's makin women look a lot worse - stupid bitch!!:evil:[/quote]

actually thats a pretty accurate depiction if you ask me :lol:

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[quote=Katkich;392280]I suck at side parking :what[/quote]I'm getting hard from that mental picture, roarrrrrrrrr

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Btw, women REALLY can't drive: [URL]http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2006/10/18/1160850958819.html?from=top5[/URL] :CrackUp:

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not only could the female carjacker not drive a manual, she HAD to be a blonde to try and carjack first and THEN look at the tranny later :lol:

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[URL]http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/10/20/national/a081957D50.DTL[/URL]

not really about women driving skills but look at how much of a little cunt this 16 yo is, ruining lives in her parents benz, i get hella pissed about shit like this