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tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

31 durable postsStarted 2006-10-17Latest 2006-10-18
#33945Post 1 of 31

[URL]http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/index.html?cnn=yes[/URL]

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

"imma kill you and eat your unborn baby for brunch on sunday."

this is histerical, he wants to fight a woman.

[quote] "It's all fun. I'm not Mike Tyson," he said, referring to the fierce boxer whose career was upended by a prison term. "I'm not 20 years old. I'm not going to smash anybody. I'm not going to talk about smashing anybody's brains. You're not going to see that guy no more." [/quote]

jail him please, for humanity.

#730369Post 2 of 31

Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

uh....

#730373Post 3 of 31

Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

I used to love Mike Tyson but there is no denying that the geezer is a fucking nutter these days. WTF is he on about wanting to fight a woman!?! "its all fun", yeah, until she punches you and you knock her head completely off..!

#730375Post 4 of 31

Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

imma punch you in the uterus and eat your dead eggs like caviar.

#730407Post 5 of 31

Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

What a pathetic piece of shit... Those years in the pen really made a homo outa him. C'mon, the "great" Mike Tyson fighting women because he's too chicken he'll be punched out of the ring by a guy in his class. Mohammed Gay-li imo

#730408Post 6 of 31

Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

let's make a caption thread with that pictar, should be fun.

#730415Post 7 of 31

Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

wtf is a pictar?

its a shame that don king and tyson himself destroyed what could have been the single greatest boxing career ever. early on, this guy was simply put, the scariest human ever. he should learn some wrestling and go UFC .imagine chuckie lidell fighting tyson. or munson/sylvia depending if tyson cant get weight down.

#730418Post 8 of 31

Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

pictar = picture.

#730419Post 9 of 31

Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE]what, fuck me? No no, FUCK YOU!!![/QUOTE]

#730437Post 10 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

"pull my finger"

#730441Post 11 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

"do you think these pinstripes match my tattoo?"

#730442Post 12 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

wonderful. a bunch of bitches fighting.

#730462Post 13 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

i hope he does fight a woman

and ...

looses

#730468Post 14 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE]Yeah, thats right, you. I am going to rape you later.[/QUOTE]

#730469Post 15 of 31

Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

[quote]Ha ha, that was quite an enjoyable joke my friend, I truly appreciate your ribald sense of wit. That reminds me of a dinner party I was at a few years back. I was chatting with David Mamet about his use of silence in "Oleanna" and he told a most randy story involving a young Judith Light and some ping pong balls. Let me tell you, I laughed so hard I nearly spit cabernet all over an original Mendieta! Ahhh, what a storyteller that David is.... [/quote]

#730534Post 16 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

^^ :lol:

#730537Post 17 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

[quote]Tell me, do these pinstripes make me look crazy, or is it the tattoo and the murderous grin?[/quote]

#730557Post 18 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

your going to get raped

#730567Post 19 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[quote=Lrn;390977][IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

your going to get raped[/quote]

that one is too believable

#730570Post 20 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://f00kie.com/pics/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg[/IMG]

#730571Post 21 of 31

Re: lmao, women wanted equal rights, now ya can fight him,.

[quote=thesightless;390824]wtf is a pictar?

its a shame that don king and tyson himself destroyed what could have been the single greatest boxing career ever. early on, this guy was simply put, the scariest human ever. he should learn some wrestling and go UFC .imagine chuckie lidell fighting tyson. or munson/sylvia depending if tyson cant get weight down.[/quote] ahaha tyson vs crocop

#730748Post 22 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

"and if you look right over there, you will see waldo"

#730753Post 23 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

[quote] Uhuhuhuhhh...huhuhuhuhuh....huhu....uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.....tha'waz funny![/quote]

#730800Post 24 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

[quote] thats ludacwis![/quote]

#730900Post 25 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

Pull mah fingah, har har har

#730993Post 26 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE]Is that tubgirl? I'd hit that.[/QUOTE]

#731122Post 27 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

"you're fucked, wesley!"

[img]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2916/vertsnipesgigj5.jpg[/img] "word up mike!"

#731124Post 28 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

^^^LMAO, winner!

#731243Post 29 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

your next connan !!!

[img]http://www.mikechenwriting.com/blog/images/conan.gif[/img]

#731245Post 30 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG] fuck you cracka

#731338Post 31 of 31

Re: tyson wants to fight YOU. caption thread

[IMG]http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/more/10/16/tyson.tour.ap/p1.mike.tyson.getty.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE]I'm going to rape you again[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1780000/images/_1781959_2desiree.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE]O RLY[/QUOTE] [URL="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1780000/images/_1781959_2desiree.jpg"][/URL]

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