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I am home passing number 2 in stats.

27 durable postsStarted 2006-10-03Latest 2006-10-04
#33435Post 1 of 27

:x Kindey Stone number [B]2[/B] is going to be given birth in the next 24/72 hours. Wish me luck folks. She is a bitch all ready.

#721570Post 2 of 27

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damn, you only 27. change ur lifestyle bro. dont forget boo.

#721575Post 3 of 27

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thanks dom.... if it makes you feel better i'll put kidney beans in my burrito tonight...

#721577Post 4 of 27

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Geez Louise bro-I wish you luck with that

#721587Post 5 of 27

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enjoy the burn :shock:

#721604Post 6 of 27

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name her jibgolly. then flush her asap.

good luck bro :what

#721605Post 7 of 27

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how do you get these? isnt it just excess calcium?

#721608Post 8 of 27

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he lives in oregon.

#721610Post 9 of 27

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kidney stones develops from too much calcium intake(the most commmon) or other minerals, also there is evidence that low calcium diets are associated with higher stone risk.

#721614Post 10 of 27

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Ouch...sorry to hear it dude.

#721631Post 11 of 27

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you're too old to be drinking that much milk...

#721644Post 12 of 27

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damn good luck dom. 2 stones :shock: can you sell them on ebay?

#721646Post 13 of 27

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what a coincidence, I have my 2nd abscess where this one is under the teeth on the left side of the jaw. The sweeling of the face begins. FUCK!!!!! Still better than passing a stone :(

#721679Post 14 of 27

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pics or stfu!!

hehehe

#721681Post 15 of 27

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only consolation is the sweet painkillers they are hooking you up with ;)

#721684Post 16 of 27

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passing a stone requires a hospital visit? i always assumed, if it happened, i would go it alone on my couch. :NotMe:

#721689Post 17 of 27

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^ | no, but since its the male equivelant to giving birth, your doctor will give you pain killers that are strong enough that the only concern you'll have is how itchy you are...

#721691Post 18 of 27

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itchy cock head? :Who: what will they think of next.

#721734Post 19 of 27

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Better hope it does not look like this

[IMG]http://www.urology-malaysia.org/k_stonef1.JPG[/IMG]

#721741Post 20 of 27

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best of luck.

#722078Post 21 of 27

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[quote=cowardly dj;384281]Better hope it does not look like this

[IMG]http://www.urology-malaysia.org/k_stonef1.JPG[/IMG][/quote] omg, that's no fucking joke right there!

#722083Post 22 of 27

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^^^ thats like kidney stalagmite

#722084Post 23 of 27

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poor dom, they even made the guy go to work today. he calls me before and sounded like shit.:(

at least the vagina and uterus stretch. our pee holes dont. kidney stones are no fun.

but on the humourous note, can ya imagine him sitting in the office writhing in pain dealing with an angry boss or customer. hehe

#722091Post 24 of 27

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I truly feel your pain...many stones passed here :(

#722097Post 25 of 27

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ouch.

#722098Post 26 of 27

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dude, when you actually pass it. call in the wife and yell at her

''look what you did to me'' then lean over give the baby a little kiss on the forehead.

#722102Post 27 of 27

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[quote=picklemonkey;384144]name her jibgolly. then flush her asap.

good luck bro :what[/quote]

hahahaha, should i laugh that you referred to the kidney stone as a she or jibgolly as a she or both. i'm so confused!

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