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Saved by the porn (sfw)

25 durable postsStarted 2006-09-28Latest 2006-11-23
#33226Post 1 of 25

Fans of Saved by the bell's Screech, gather around: soon you'll be seeing your idol pumping silicone bitches on video. That's right: Screech is going porn.

[IMG]http://screechsucks.com/images/screech_sucks.jpg[/IMG] literally :D [URL="http://screechsucks.com/images/screech_sucks.jpg"][/URL] [URL]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html[/URL]

#716687Post 2 of 25

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[quote]We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez." [/quote]

:roflmao:

#716750Post 3 of 25

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[quote]The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.[/quote] :CrackUp:

#716753Post 4 of 25

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now that is fucking funny lmao.

#716763Post 5 of 25

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and there goes today's ability to actually do work.

#716767Post 6 of 25

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[quote=thesightless;381799]and there goes today's ability to actually do work.[/quote]

like you needed a reason

#716770Post 7 of 25

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work whats work never heard of it lol.

#716796Post 8 of 25

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ewww! Screech is the last member of Saved By the Bell I would want to see in a porno

#716799Post 9 of 25

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ya realy tell me about it nasty.

#716801Post 10 of 25

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"he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us."

damn publicity stunt! :roll:

#716868Post 11 of 25

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[quote=DancingQueen;381832]ewww! Screech is the last member of Saved By the Bell I would want to see in a porno[/quote]

Hey Karen, would you rather see Kelly in a porno? :Naughty:

[IMG]http://www.tiffanithiessen.com/projects/sbtb/sbtb_22.jpg[/IMG]

#716886Post 12 of 25

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I don't care. there's still 2 chicks in it

#716887Post 13 of 25

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i would buy a tiffany amber theissen porno in a heartbeat. always had a thing for her when she left that show and went to become a uber hottie on those teenie bopper dramas back in the day.

#716888Post 14 of 25

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like i said. in a minute.

[IMG]http://www.tiffanithiessen.com/images/tat031.jpg[/IMG]

#716901Post 15 of 25

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[quote=thesightless;381933]i would buy a tiffany amber theissen porno in a heartbeat. always had a thing for her when she left that show and went to become a uber hottie on those teenie bopper dramas back in the day.[/quote]

ditto that. her in "Son in Law" is just great 8)

#717056Post 16 of 25

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[quote=ddr;381948]ditto that. her in "Son in Law" is just great 8)[/quote]

if you're thinking of the movie with paulie shore, that was actually carla gugino.

what kind of a girl does lets screech do a dirty sanchez on her.

#717062Post 17 of 25

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[quote=speciale;381913]Hey Karen, would you rather see Kelly in a porno? :Naughty:

[IMG]http://www.tiffanithiessen.com/projects/sbtb/sbtb_22.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

For sure...she's hot :)

#717100Post 18 of 25

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I would like to see Karen and Kelly in a porn flick

#717436Post 19 of 25

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Screetch was on Howard last week, and claimed that he has a 10 inch dick, so I would imagine it should be some decent porn. I will be checking for sure. I hope girls he is doing are decent looking. Porn rules!!!

#717509Post 20 of 25

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^^^^haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#757408Post 21 of 25

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I guess the douchebag came through...

[URL="http://img182.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitledwj0.png"][IMG]http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/778/untitledwj0.th.png[/IMG][/URL]

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#757410Post 22 of 25

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Judging from the cover those chicks are B-list at best. Nice to know he's maintaining his low standards throughout his on-screen career :SuckNGiz:

#757418Post 23 of 25

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yeah and can't he at least just produce normal threesome porn? Does he have to go for this dirty sanchez business...gives me the heebie jeebies, man :shock:

#757423Post 24 of 25

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[quote=CSquare;382114] what kind of a girl does lets screech do a dirty sanchez on her.[/quote]

Does it really matter that it is Screech?

#757425Post 25 of 25

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[quote=CSquare;382114]what kind of a girl does lets screech do a dirty sanchez on her.[/quote]Rephrase: what kind of girl would let screech do her. period.

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