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picklemonkey?

53 durable postsStarted 2006-09-23Latest 2006-10-05
#32963Post 1 of 53

hot off the press. this dude thinks I'm his girlfriend or some bullshit :CrackUp:

[quote][18:43] Yolewayne: hey [18:43] thepicklemonkey: whatup [18:44] Yolewayne: nothin much, you [18:44] thepicklemonkey: just jumping on slsk to do a search [18:45] Yolewayne: THATS COOL, im srry about today and stuff [18:45] thepicklemonkey: ? [18:45] Yolewayne: i'm srry if i've been a jerk to you or anything [18:46] thepicklemonkey: who is this [18:46] thepicklemonkey: lol [18:46] Yolewayne: andi [18:46] Yolewayne: why do you say that [18:46] thepicklemonkey: Andi? [18:46] Yolewayne: lauren? [18:47] thepicklemonkey: yes? [18:47] thepicklemonkey: im playing! [18:47] thepicklemonkey: gosh [18:47] Yolewayne: lol okay [18:48] thepicklemonkey: its ok [18:48] thepicklemonkey: i didnt take it personaly [18:48] Yolewayne: what do you mean [18:49] thepicklemonkey: Yolewayne: i'm srry if i've been a jerk to you or anything [18:49] Yolewayne: i don't get it but okay [18:49] thepicklemonkey: lol [18:49] thepicklemonkey: :P [18:49] Yolewayne: okay [18:49] Yolewayne: ??? [18:50] thepicklemonkey: are you ok??? [18:51] Yolewayne: yeah why [18:51] thepicklemonkey: your acting weird [18:51] Yolewayne: im really confused cause i dont know when your joking right now [18:51] Yolewayne: lol [18:51] thepicklemonkey: im sorry. i'll stop. whats up? [18:52] Yolewayne: you dont have too but i was just saying.... nothin you [18:53] thepicklemonkey: chillin. dont know what to do this weekend [18:53] Yolewayne: ohh [18:53] Yolewayne: why> [18:53] thepicklemonkey: havent made plans yet! [18:54] thepicklemonkey: what are u doing this weekend? [18:55] Yolewayne: ummmm... sat-hopefully hanging out with you i thought sun-mayb hang out with ian [18:56] thepicklemonkey: im still cool for sat with you [18:56] Yolewayne: okay [18:57] Yolewayne: sounds grrrreat [18:57] Yolewayne: lol [18:57] thepicklemonkey: what r u and ian doin sun? [18:57] thepicklemonkey: ;) [18:58] thepicklemonkey: stupid guy stuff?? [18:58] Yolewayne: lol [18:58] Yolewayne: yeah [18:58] Yolewayne: i donno [18:58] thepicklemonkey: o rly? [18:59] Yolewayne: lol yes mother [18:59] Yolewayne: jk [18:59] thepicklemonkey: lets go see a movie tomorrow [19:00] Yolewayne: just me and you or... [19:00] thepicklemonkey: ;) [19:00] Yolewayne: but yeah i'll go [19:00] thepicklemonkey: what do u want to see?? [19:01] Yolewayne: ummm... what movies are out [19:01] thepicklemonkey: ummmmm [19:01] Yolewayne: i'll go get the news paper and look h/o [19:03] thepicklemonkey: what about snakes on a mothafuckin planeee!1 [19:04] Yolewayne: yeah that sounds good i'm going to rememner that "snakes on a mothafuckin planee" lol [19:04] Yolewayne: remember* [19:04] thepicklemonkey: hehe [19:04] Yolewayne: lol [19:04] Yolewayne: lmao [19:06] thepicklemonkey: what time do u want to go 2morrow? [19:06] Yolewayne: ummm in the afternoon? [19:07] thepicklemonkey: ok whatever it takes to stay away from Lee Hottie [19:08] thepicklemonkey: what times r in the paper??? [19:08] Yolewayne: umm let me look [19:11] Yolewayne: snakes on a plane isnt on [19:11] thepicklemonkey: O RLY?! [19:11] thepicklemonkey: that sux! [19:12] Yolewayne: ya [19:12] Yolewayne: the wicker man [19:12] thepicklemonkey: that sounds fucking retarded [19:12] Yolewayne: lol [19:13] Yolewayne: jackass [19:13] thepicklemonkey: when chuck norris goes to the movies he IS the movie [19:13] Yolewayne: lol [19:13] Yolewayne: you mean nicholas cage [19:14] thepicklemonkey: when nicholas cage goes to the movies he ruins em [19:14] Yolewayne: lol [19:14] Yolewayne: ur too funny [19:14] thepicklemonkey: will u pick me up 2morrow? [19:14] Yolewayne: sure [19:15] thepicklemonkey: will u call the theater 4 me and tell me all the movies that r playin? [19:17] Yolewayne: well....there is jackass,all the kings men,flyboys,jet li' fearless, the black dehlia,everyones hero,the last kiss,the covenate,crank [19:17] Yolewayne: crossover [19:18] Yolewayne: how to eat fried worms [19:18] Yolewayne: innvicable [19:18] Yolewayne: accepted [19:18] Yolewayne: step up [19:18] Yolewayne: barnyard [19:18] Yolewayne: monster house [19:18] Yolewayne: pirates of ... [19:19] Yolewayne: unidentified [19:19] thepicklemonkey: the last kiss sounds fun! [19:19] Yolewayne: lol [19:19] Yolewayne: okay [19:20] thepicklemonkey: what time? [19:21] Yolewayne: what time do you wanna go [19:21] thepicklemonkey: can u pick me up at 3ish?? [19:21] Yolewayne: sounds delious [19:22] thepicklemonkey: beeeeautyful [19:22] Yolewayne: lol [19:23] thepicklemonkey: what the..? [19:23] thepicklemonkey: wtf! come back here! [19:23] Yolewayne: what [19:23] thepicklemonkey: nigga just stole my bike! [19:23] Yolewayne: lol [19:23] Yolewayne: who [19:23] Yolewayne: go bust a cap in his ass [19:24] thepicklemonkey: let me borrow you bike! i cant chase this bitch on foot!! [19:25] Yolewayne: shit girl you could catch a cheetha [19:25] thepicklemonkey: haha [19:25] Yolewayne: lol [19:25] thepicklemonkey: ok i need 2 go. [19:25] Yolewayne: k [19:25] Yolewayne: tty; [19:25] Yolewayne: ttyl [19:25] thepicklemonkey: pick me up tomorrow. surprise me with the time! ;) [19:25] Yolewayne: lol [19:25] Yolewayne: okay [19:25] thepicklemonkey: but do it early k? [19:25] thepicklemonkey: kisses [19:25] Yolewayne: smooch[/quote]

#714504Post 2 of 53

Re: picklemonkey?

he just messaged me again... this one's a blinder :lol:

#714507Post 3 of 53

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lol. thats some good shit pickle. keep the stories comin!

#714508Post 4 of 53

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hahaha

that is hilarious!!!

snakes on a motha fuckin plane! make it early!

I'll see you in hell, haha

#714509Post 5 of 53

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:CrackUp:

#714515Post 6 of 53

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[quote][21:13] yolewayne: i love lauren [21:13] yolewayne: lol [21:14] thepicklemonkey: :) [21:14] yolewayne: lol [21:15] thepicklemonkey: what r u doin? [21:15] yolewayne: nothin much i was watching csi earlier what about you [21:15] thepicklemonkey: i took a shower and got something to eat [21:16] yolewayne: ummm yummy what did you eat [21:16] thepicklemonkey: just a pizza. eaaaaasyyyyyy [21:16] thepicklemonkey: digiorno! [21:17] yolewayne: lol thats good cause i didn't eat [21:17] thepicklemonkey: why not??? [21:17] yolewayne: but i had sonic earlier [21:17] yolewayne: i didn [21:17] yolewayne: t feel like it [21:17] thepicklemonkey: your so weird sometimes [21:17] thepicklemonkey: more of that stupid guy stuff [21:18] yolewayne: what do you mean [21:18] yolewayne: but i know im wierd thats why we're friends [21:18] thepicklemonkey: yeP! [21:18] yolewayne: lol [21:19] thepicklemonkey: you should make something to eat. [21:19] thepicklemonkey: or go get some more fast food! [21:19] yolewayne: lol [21:20] thepicklemonkey: at least you have a bike ;) [21:20] yolewayne: did that seriously happen [21:20] thepicklemonkey: yea but no sweat because i popped a cap in his ass [21:20] thepicklemonkey: THRICE. [21:21] yolewayne: lol thats my monkey!!! [21:21] yolewayne: gansta mon-keya [21:21] thepicklemonkey: I suuuuuureeee ammmmmmm! [21:21] thepicklemonkey: the one and only! [21:21] yolewayne: yeah you bitchs [21:22] yolewayne: lol [21:23] thepicklemonkey: am i more #1 or #2? [21:23] thepicklemonkey: [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=picklemonkey[/url] [21:24] yolewayne: yeah thats intresting, ill go with the #2 [21:25] thepicklemonkey: i think their both stupid. especially the first one [21:25] thepicklemonkey: lets add our own! [21:25] yolewayne: yeah buddy [21:25] thepicklemonkey: what do you recommend [21:25] yolewayne: ummmm [21:25] yolewayne: i donno [21:25] yolewayne: what do you think [21:25] thepicklemonkey: WORTHLESS [21:25] thepicklemonkey: uhmm [21:25] yolewayne: not nice [21:25] thepicklemonkey: sorry... i was playing :( [21:26] yolewayne: i know [21:27] thepicklemonkey: whats the first thing u think about when u think of me?? [21:27] thepicklemonkey: i cant write about myself [21:27] yolewayne: ummm.... random [21:27] yolewayne: hoer [21:27] yolewayne: jk [21:27] thepicklemonkey: not nice [21:27] yolewayne: lol [21:27] yolewayne: hey my saying [21:28] thepicklemonkey: what? [21:28] yolewayne: nvm [21:28] yolewayne: it was funny in my world [21:28] thepicklemonkey: i can use it after a remark like that [21:29] yolewayne: sure i'll let you and only u [21:29] thepicklemonkey: im going to submit a entry for u now [21:29] yolewayne: ok [21:30] thepicklemonkey: yolewarne = a gullible boy who doesnt know when people are playing with him [21:30] yolewayne: hahahahahahaha not true tho [21:31] thepicklemonkey: and then the example will be person 1: "WORTHLESS YOLEWAYNE!" and person 2: "not nice." [21:31] thepicklemonkey: i'm submitting it![/quote] ...I really submitted it. :lol: still pending editor approval, but the link is below. here's what I wrote: [indent] yolewayne A gullible person who can't tell the difference between real and nonsense conversations. "Andi, you're such a yolewayne!" Source: picklemonkey, United States[/indent] [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yolewayne[/url] [quote][21:31] yolewayne: jk [21:31] yolewayne: your a meany head, go bust a cap in your own butt [21:32] thepicklemonkey: lol [21:32] thepicklemonkey: brb [21:32] yolewayne: k [21:33] yolewayne: brb [21:34] thepicklemonkey: back [21:45] yolewayne: back [21:46] thepicklemonkey: cool [21:46] yolewayne: you bet your underwear [21:46] yolewayne: lol [21:46] yolewayne: jk [21:46] thepicklemonkey: not wearing any right now [21:46] thepicklemonkey: but i'll bet my shorts [21:46] yolewayne: ahhhhhhh [21:46] yolewayne: tmi [21:49] thepicklemonkey: guess so [21:49] yolewayne: yea [21:49] yolewayne: lol [21:50] thepicklemonkey: i like rusty spoons [21:50] yolewayne: lol [21:50] yolewayne: ok [21:52] thepicklemonkey: yea [21:52] yolewayne: what are you up to [21:52] thepicklemonkey: watchin tv [21:52] thepicklemonkey: u?? [21:53] yolewayne: nm just playing with leaha [21:53] thepicklemonkey: cool [21:54] thepicklemonkey: do u ever listen to trance [21:54] yolewayne: no y [21:54] yolewayne: at least i dont think so [21:55] thepicklemonkey: i heard some1 play somethin by a guy named tiesto that i liked the other day [21:56] yolewayne: oh yeah, i probably would have to hear in order to know [21:56] thepicklemonkey: u should try to find some for tomorrow [21:56] yolewayne: trance [21:57] yolewayne: or what [21:57] thepicklemonkey: yea [21:57] yolewayne: what is it [21:57] thepicklemonkey: a type of music i think [21:57] yolewayne: umm ok [21:57] yolewayne: why should i have this ? [21:58] thepicklemonkey: i thought maybe we could listen to more of it 2morrow [21:58] yolewayne: o okay [21:58] thepicklemonkey: it sounded cool [21:58] yolewayne: sounds delicous [21:59] thepicklemonkey: hehe [21:59] yolewayne: lol [22:00] thepicklemonkey: i think i heard the name paul okenfold too. u might want to try that to [22:00] yolewayne: okay [22:00] yolewayne: where am i suposed to find this music [22:00] thepicklemonkey: i dont know :s [22:01] yolewayne: lol [22:01] yolewayne: funn [22:01] thepicklemonkey: hoped youu might [22:01] yolewayne: lol why cause i am andi right [22:02] thepicklemonkey: of course!! [22:03] thepicklemonkey: i guess its not a big deal but it would be rly cool to here more [22:04] yolewayne: gtg [22:04] yolewayne: bubye [22:04] thepicklemonkey: bye!! [22:04] thepicklemonkey: see you 2morrow! [22:04] yolewayne: okay[/quote]

#714516Post 7 of 53

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lol how dumb can you be to not know you aren't talking to your girlfriend

#714517Post 8 of 53

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:lol: i logged off for the night. I can't wait to have this dude bitching at me tomorrow because he called the movie theater for me, burned a bunch of trance cds and went to this chick's house tomorrow :roflmao:

..and if he remembers the urbandictionary article, that'll be more hilarity :CrackUp:

#714519Post 9 of 53

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dude...you are an evil genius.

lol

#714525Post 10 of 53

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Now, that one is gonna leave a scar... i like it !

#714544Post 11 of 53

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: can someone really be that dumb :shock:

#714550Post 12 of 53

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lmao... this is really great... keep em coming

#714554Post 13 of 53

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I dont know what's more disturbing, if Pickle tried to be this dude's chick or he took Adam for his woman :what

#714574Post 14 of 53

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that is so wrong... hahaha, you are going to stand the poor guy up, aren't you?? maybe you aren't the only picklemonkey!

#714579Post 15 of 53

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[quote=Kamal;379378]I dont know what's more disturbing, if Pickle tried to be this dude's chick or he took Adam for his woman :what[/quote]

Yea..:shock::p

#714581Post 16 of 53

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Great stuff! :roflmao:

#714588Post 17 of 53

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can someone really be that dumb :shock:[/quote]

Sad, but true....scary isn't it :unsure::unsure:

#714594Post 18 of 53

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^^indeed

#714595Post 19 of 53

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.........

#714648Post 20 of 53

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:lol: [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yolewayne[/url]

#714661Post 21 of 53

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pretty funny! i had a good chuckle.

#714677Post 22 of 53

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LMAO>>>>>>>>golden man, golden.

lets not forget [URL]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=picklemonkey[/URL]

#714684Post 23 of 53

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can someone really be that dumb :shock:[/quote]

never underestimate the power of human stupidity

#714731Post 24 of 53

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Good stuff.

thepicklemonkey: i heard some1 play somethin by a guy named tiesto that i liked the other day:CrackUp:

#714753Post 25 of 53

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this had to be a joke on his part too. no way that name is coincidence. what movie did you lovebirds see? :p

#714838Post 26 of 53

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[11:16] thepicklemonkey: whatup bro [11:17] thepicklemonkey: how'd yesterday go? [11:20] *** "yolewayne" signed off at Sun Sep 24 11:20:16 2006.

#714839Post 27 of 53

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Classic!

#714850Post 28 of 53

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owned.... keep us posted.

#714858Post 29 of 53

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Hahaha. He deserved getting stood up for being that stupid.

#714889Post 30 of 53

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google is quick. :lol: this guy's going to do a search on his name sometime and see his permanent record

[url]http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=yolewayne&btnG=Google+Search[/url]

#714890Post 31 of 53

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effin hilarious...I hope he does.

#714963Post 32 of 53

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finally read all the cyber. pickle ... got to say you are a creative sob. ;) cheers for the laugh.

#715103Post 33 of 53

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[quote=Kamal;379378]I dont know what's more disturbing, if Pickle tried to be this dude's chick or he took Adam for his woman :what[/quote]

exactly what I was thinking

#715116Post 34 of 53

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just read that msg log... damn adam, u really have some weird contacts :lol:

#716974Post 35 of 53

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[16:46] thepicklemonkey: whatup bro? [16:47] yolewayne: hello [16:47] thepicklemonkey: how was last weekend? [16:47] yolewayne: who is this [16:47] thepicklemonkey: adam [16:47] yolewayne: what' [16:48] thepicklemonkey: adam [16:48] yolewayne: how is this adam [16:48] thepicklemonkey: ...because it's adam? [16:50] *** "yolewayne" signed off at Thu Sep 28 16:50:22 2006.

#716980Post 36 of 53

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have you emailed him the link?

#716981Post 37 of 53

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:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

[16:46] thepicklemonkey: whatup bro? [16:47] yolewayne: hello [16:47] thepicklemonkey: how was last weekend? [16:47] yolewayne: who is this [16:47] thepicklemonkey: adam [16:47] yolewayne: what' [16:48] thepicklemonkey: adam [16:48] yolewayne: how is this adam [16:48] thepicklemonkey: ...because it's adam? [16:50] *** "yolewayne" signed off at Thu Sep 28 16:50:22 2006. [16:51] *** "yolewayne" signed on at Thu Sep 28 16:51:33 2006. [16:54] thepicklemonkey: anyways, how did the weekend go? [16:54] yolewayne: who is this [16:55] thepicklemonkey: this is adam [16:57] yolewayne: how is this adam... adam who [16:57] thepicklemonkey: my name is adam. you don' [16:57] thepicklemonkey: t know me [16:57] yolewayne: right so why are you on laurens sn [16:57] thepicklemonkey: this isn't laurens sn [16:57] thepicklemonkey: it's mine. [16:58] thepicklemonkey: i've had it for years [16:58] yolewayne: no its laurens [16:58] thepicklemonkey: you probably wrote it down wrong when she gave it to you [16:58] thepicklemonkey: like the_picklemonkey, or the-picklemonkey, or dapicklemonkey maybe [16:58] thepicklemonkey: hell, it could even be da_picklemonkey or da-picklemonkey [16:59] yolewayne: right... do you know who i am [16:59] thepicklemonkey: you're Andi [16:59] yolewayne: no [16:59] thepicklemonkey: then I have no clue who you are. [16:59] thepicklemonkey: apparently there's another dude named Andi using your sn too [17:00] yolewayne: you sure that your not lauren, jessica, or her parents [17:00] thepicklemonkey: lol I'm kidding :P [17:00] yolewayne: who is this [17:00] thepicklemonkey: lauren lol you need to lighten up andi [17:01] thepicklemonkey: so gullible! [17:01] yolewayne: how are you on aim? [17:01] yolewayne: how are you on aim> [17:01] yolewayne: your suposed to be in canada [17:01] thepicklemonkey: i'm in a free internet cafe [17:02] yolewayne: lol [17:02] yolewayne: hehehehehehehehehe [17:02] thepicklemonkey: its like a library and internet cafe [17:02] yolewayne: at the beinning i was like w/e its lauren and then it got weird and i was like wtf [17:02] thepicklemonkey: hehe [17:02] yolewayne: lol [17:02] yolewayne: lmao [17:03] thepicklemonkey: lol i told u ur gullible! [17:03] yolewayne: shut up!! i wanna cry now [17:03] thepicklemonkey: sowwy :( [17:03] yolewayne: lol [17:04] yolewayne: its okay it was like when a stranger calls type of thing [17:05] thepicklemonkey: yea. i wish i couldve seen your face lol

...stay tuned for more. :CrackUp:

#716986Post 38 of 53

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[17:05] yolewayne: thnx i feel great now [17:05] thepicklemonkey: what r u up to? [17:05] yolewayne: hmwk [17:06] yolewayne: u? [17:06] thepicklemonkey: jus checkin email and stuff here [17:06] thepicklemonkey: what subject?? [17:06] yolewayne: lol sounds fun [17:06] thepicklemonkey: as if [17:07] yolewayne: biology [17:07] thepicklemonkey: yuck [17:07] yolewayne: yeah i know [17:08] thepicklemonkey: have a lot left? [17:09] yolewayne: not really just answering questions [17:09] thepicklemonkey: hellsyeah!! [17:09] yolewayne: why/ [17:10] thepicklemonkey: jus wonderin [17:10] yolewayne: lol [17:11] thepicklemonkey: what they say is true [17:11] yolewayne: what does that mean [17:11] thepicklemonkey: these canadians all talk aboot stoopid shit with their stoopid accents [17:12] thepicklemonkey: i dont get what its all aboot [17:12] yolewayne: ohh,,, need help [17:12] thepicklemonkey: its like in south park where there heads flap on top of there heads lol [17:13] yolewayne: ummmm okay i dont watch it but sure [17:13] thepicklemonkey: really? y not??? [17:14] yolewayne: i dont know just seems a little weird for my taste lol [17:14] thepicklemonkey: UR weird [17:15] yolewayne: i think that we have found that out already many times [17:15] thepicklemonkey: hehehe [17:15] yolewayne: lol [17:16] thepicklemonkey: ok i gotta jet [17:16] yolewayne: all right [17:16] yolewayne: ttyl [17:16] yolewayne: ily [17:16] thepicklemonkey: bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [17:16] yolewayne: bubye [17:16] thepicklemonkey: ly2

#717028Post 39 of 53

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Whos counting the time?

Smooth moves pickle, I liked the tickery the best! Drama loaded too...

#717039Post 40 of 53

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Picklemonkey?

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