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i really cant control myself.

27 durable postsStarted 2006-09-18Latest 2006-09-24
#32781Post 1 of 27

ok, so i run to the supermarket to grab some food, and while walking through the lot this lady damn near hits me as she is flying into the aisle, and she honks at me....

whatever....

i go inside, run, grab some groceries, and head to the beer/snack aisle..... and i see her.

first, understand she is large, and i mean, she looks like those olympic weightlefters in action, her chin surrounds not only her jaw, but her head and shoulders. easy 250 lbs.... i keep quiet and walk past and she gives the evil eye,,,,,,,, so as i pass her...

''maybe you should be skipping this aisle huh boss?" and i keep walking.

she walked to the fruit tables.

im standing there in the lot and saying to myself, i cant beleive i just said that. but screw her.

#709758Post 2 of 27

Re: i really cant control myself.

LOL you are a bad person but I understand your sentiment

#709759Post 3 of 27

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the story would have been funnier if she came over and started shit with you.

you are in need of anger management son

#709765Post 4 of 27

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but ask the ppl who know me, outside of alex's nutshot, im usually very peaceful, hippie like. alex deserved what he got and he knows why.

#709766Post 5 of 27

Re: i really cant control myself.

to quote lewis black...

''there is no filter between thought and mouth''

and

''the expressions on his face dont match the idea.''

#709767Post 6 of 27

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You're a very bad boy sightless ;)

#709769Post 7 of 27

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chanty, we partied, i was damn well behaved that night, i hung out up top with newland and diggers, while you cats, especially your friend and al's friend:Anal: ,....well there was the misbehaving....

#709773Post 8 of 27

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are all nyers that abrasive, i need to go there

#709777Post 9 of 27

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Truly a man with balls....lol

#709802Post 10 of 27

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thats hilarious sean, only wish i could have seen her reaction. :CrackUp:

#709809Post 11 of 27

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Don't feel bad at all man, it's really kinda funny. She'll probably still drive like a bat out of hell, but that bitch will think twice about walking down the snack isle again. Total burn!

#709920Post 12 of 27

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[quote=clintlove;377111]Don't feel bad at all man, it's really kinda funny. She'll probably still drive like a bat out of hell, but that bitch will think twice about walking down the snack isle again. Total burn![/quote]Like you care if someone gives you a comment like that when you weigh 250 lbs :roll:

Burger ho' :Hurl:

#709924Post 13 of 27

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[quote=Lorn;377073]Truly a man with balls....lol[/quote]

questionable

#709931Post 14 of 27

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[quote=Dhar_2;377232]questionable[/quote]he was talking about bertha, not sean ;)

#709933Post 15 of 27

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[quote=thesightless;377048]ok, so i run to the supermarket to grab some food, and while walking through the lot this lady damn near hits me as she is flying into the aisle, and she honks at me....

whatever....

i go inside, run, grab some groceries, and head to the beer/snack aisle..... and i see her.

first, understand she is large, and i mean, she looks like those olympic weightlefters in action, her chin surrounds not only her jaw, but her head and shoulders. easy 250 lbs.... i keep quiet and walk past and she gives the evil eye,,,,,,,, so as i pass her...

''maybe you should be skipping this aisle huh boss?" and i keep walking.

she walked to the fruit tables.

im standing there in the lot and saying to myself, i cant beleive i just said that. but screw her.[/quote]

lovely I bet you felt better after that

#709934Post 16 of 27

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[quote=Lrn;377069]are all nyers that abrasive, i need to go there[/quote]

Yeah, NY totally sounds like my kinda place, I need to move over there.

Finally a place where you can talk shit to unknown people?s faces without being thought of as an anti-social asshole.

#709942Post 17 of 27

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you sure she even heard you or did you mumble it out?

#709947Post 18 of 27

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I'm calling BS, you thought of that once you were back in your car. :p

#709952Post 19 of 27

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[quote=Lorn;377073]Truly a man with balls....lol[/quote]

Did he bust her in her chops?

#710149Post 20 of 27

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[quote=thesightless;377061]but ask the ppl who know me, outside of alex's nutshot, im usually very peaceful, hippie like. alex deserved what he got and he knows why.[/quote] very peaceful and hippie -like? who are you? and what have you done with the REAL Sean?

#710163Post 21 of 27

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[quote=thesightless;377048] i cant beleive i just said that. but screw her.[/quote]

so he decided to buy her a snack and have make up sex :p

#710170Post 22 of 27

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[quote=Kobe;377257]I'm calling BS, you thought of that once you were back in your car. :p[/quote]

haha !

#710183Post 23 of 27

Re: i really cant control myself.

[quote=thesightless;377048]ok, so i run to the supermarket to grab some food, and while walking through the lot this lady damn near hits me as she is flying into the aisle, and she honks at me....

whatever....

i go inside, run, grab some groceries, and head to the beer/snack aisle..... and i see her.

first, understand she is large, and i mean, she looks like those olympic weightlefters in action, her chin surrounds not only her jaw, but her head and shoulders. easy 250 lbs.... i keep quiet and walk past and she gives the evil eye,,,,,,,, so as i pass her...

''maybe you should be skipping this aisle huh boss?" and i keep walking.

she walked to the fruit tables.

im standing there in the lot and saying to myself, i cant beleive i just said that. but screw her.[/quote]

you naughty boy [URL="javascript:emoticon(':nene:')"][IMG]http://www.spletnascena.net/modules/Forums/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif[/IMG][/URL] hilarious tho

#710244Post 24 of 27

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:roflmao:

Like a dagger in the back: "she walked to the fruit tables". You could've passed her again there and said "It's too late for that now", just to put the cherry on top :D

#710264Post 25 of 27

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^^hehe..just what sightless needs to be doing...:lol:

#714770Post 26 of 27

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Mmmmmmmmm Cow!!!!

#714949Post 27 of 27

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i don't get it...the bitch nearly hits you in the parking lot, has the balls to honk at YOU, that woulda been the least i'd have said. you were being nice...

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