Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after... and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

:D

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If she had no slave (husband), how was she able to keep the house clean and never had to cook? :lol:

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she must have had stock in energizer as well.

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oh yeah, feminist jokes are about as funny as norm mcdonalds tv show.

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[quote=thesightless;375253]oh yeah, feminist jokes are about as funny as norm mcdonalds tv show.[/quote]

hey there is nothing wrong with stock in energizer.. and also.. come on its cute.. a little bit of balance to the macho feminism thing is not necessarily a bad thing.. i am sure there is another version to this fairy tale on men perspective...its pretty cute ;)

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[quote=1001Noches;375237]Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after... and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

:D[/quote]Pitty she hasn't found out yet that she doesn't know how to read a map, mow a lawn or change a tyre or the batteries of her vibrator...

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[quote=1001Noches;375274]feminism thing is not necessarily a bad thing.. [/quote]True. As long as you swallow and shave.

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[quote=KinKyJ;375277]Pitty she hasn't found out yet that she doesn't know how to read a map, mow a lawn or change a tyre or the batteries of her vibrator...[/quote]

now thats funny! :lol:

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good to see you've got a sense of humor. you've passed the test, congrats ;)

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Well the story is kinda funny but in general I cannot stand feminists :poke: usualy bunch of viragos and dykes making a big deal out of usual differencies between men and women - I mean what is the usual thing that happens to a married woman - she gets fat and starts complaining about her husband not looking at her the way he used to - just look at yourself girl - you're twice the size since the day he fell in love with you and you don't do anything to attract him anymore :roll: if women cannot understand that men are the most gorgeous beings on the planet than they better STFU! :x

Anyone who knows me can tell you that feminists really bother me enormusly so my reply to this topic may seem unusual to you but thats just the way I see things.

Anyways its not my day today - its raining and its cold ...

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^^^ +5

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^^Dito

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Kinky thinks men are the most gorgeous beings on the planet :lol:

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:CrackUp:

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and Lorn agreed with him :lol:

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[quote=Katkich;375695]if women cannot understand that men are the most gorgeous beings on the planet than they better STFU! :x[/quote]

I would think that the "average" woman is more attractive than the "average" man? I mean, how else do you explain the fact that all women are secretly bi sexual? :D:D

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^^ stop watching porn..real women are different. ;) But yeah, from a man's perspective the average man is uglier than the average woman..maybe a woman sees it different. I only know that I saw more ugly men with an at least mediocre looking woman on their side than the other way around but again this is my subjective impression.

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[quote=TomTom;375837]^^ stop watching porn..real women are different. ;) [/quote]meaning that they don't come in surround sound where available :lol: [quote]But yeah, from a man's perspective the average man is uglier than the average woman..maybe a woman sees it different. I only know that I saw more ugly men with an at least mediocre looking woman on their side than the other way around but again this is my subjective impression.[/quote]imo that's just because women in general take better care of themselves.

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[quote=TomTom;375837]^^ stop watching porn..real women are different. ;) But yeah, from a man's perspective the average man is uglier than the average woman..maybe a woman sees it different. I only know that I saw more ugly men with an at least mediocre looking woman on their side than the other way around but again this is my subjective impression.[/quote]

i have to agree with you TomTom... not to mention.. that a women's body regardless of what anyone says.. is one of the most beautiful things to look at.. if not i will gladly show anyone pictures of Monica Bellucci.. if there was ever a woman who defined womanhood it would be her.. ;)

and besides this really has nothing to do with feminism.. its just a perspective.. just like the story would be funny if it said: and the man drank beer, wore boxers, spent money on cars and tools, watched all the sports and porn he wanted...grew a belly..and had a 1 800 number on his speed dial

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[quote=threehills;375770]I would think that the "average" woman is more attractive than the "average" man? I mean, how else do you explain the fact that all women are secretly bi sexual? :D:D[/quote]Imagine an average woman without make-up!

[quote=TomTom;375837]^^ stop watching porn..real women are different.[/quote]True!

[quote=KinKyJ;375869] imo that's just because women in general take better care of themselves.[/quote]The cosmetic intustry can do a lot indeed!