hey all,
just thought i would share a great little story from last weekend to give ya'll a good laugh.
so last weekend a very close mate of mine named Tanner tied the knot with his beautiful bride Cassie. anyways, myself and some of my old high school mates back in south dakota had the honor of being groomsmen complete with tuxes and all that jazz.
well the wedding went off without a hitch as did the reception. i consumed every type of booze you can name. wine, champagne, beer, hard liquor, blah blah. well by the time the reception ended i was totally in the bag. we went to a local bar where i proceeded to fall down about 10 times and lose my wallet. when the bar finally closed myself and two other groomsmen started walking to our hotel room. when we walked into the lobby we bumped into some guyfriends of one of the bridesmaids. these guys immediately started talking shit to us. so my fellow groomsmen Travis instinctively knocked one of the guys out immediately with one punch.
from there a two on three brawl ensued in the hallway right in front of our hallway. fighting in general is pretty dumb. but getting into a fight when you are outnumbered is really dumb. i pinned one guy down and lit him up repeatedly, but i was very drunk so not very aware that directly to my right was the 3rd getting ready to hit me from the side. well i got it in the back of the head, on my temple, in the eye, on my jaw, and finally one directly in my nose. once some of our friends broke it up i went to bathroom to see the damage and saw that my nose was pointing directly to my right. FUCK! my buddy Travis was kind enough to give me something to bite down on as he set my nose back into place. OUCH!
as a footnote my hands, face, and rented tux were covered in blood from my own face as well as my adversaries. i now have to pay for the tux in full. FUCK!
the good news is that we won the fight. the bad news is that my nose will never look the same and i have two shiners to boot.
the bride and groom weren't even mad, but the parents of the guys we beat on are very upset and even were waiting for me that morning in the hotel lobby. good thing i had the presence of mind to get out of there right after the fight.
So my lesson here is NEVER GET INTO FIGHTS!