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just bought this...

29 durable postsStarted 2004-08-20Latest 2004-08-24
#3187Post 1 of 29

Volume: 16 liters per minute - 4-person simultaneous use. ONLY $3695.00 [img]http://www.awolmachine.com/trish2.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.awolmachine.com/awol-alcohol.jpg[/img]

Drinks including vodka and whiskey can be inhaled into the mouth through a tube using a new device known as an Alcohol Without Liquid (AWOL) vaporiser.

#242054Post 2 of 29

Aww man, give us a go.

#242055Post 3 of 29

no way! you'll prob. stick it in yer pooper :roll:

#242058Post 4 of 29

Aww go on, you can borrow my chrome handled scissors.

#242101Post 5 of 29

Re:: just bought this...

Bonging ya vodka, what a junkie. :roll:

#242536Post 6 of 29

just read today that this will be coming soon to a bar here in new york city. should be fun! 8)

#242553Post 7 of 29

Re:: just bought this...

oh man.... whats next? :Wacko:

#242570Post 8 of 29

can i borrow this tonight?

#242606Post 9 of 29

Re:: just bought this...

[quote=swedetech]oh man.... whats next? [/quote]

[url=http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Beer_20pills]Beer Pills[/url]

[url=http://www.erowid.org/plants/mushrooms/mushrooms_prep2.shtml]Mushroom Tea[/url]

:Whoaa: :Wasted:

#242646Post 10 of 29

anything that'll get someone fucked up quicker

#242659Post 11 of 29

[quote=thezzapper]just read today that this will be coming soon to a bar here in new york city. should be fun! 8)[/quote]

heard last night that The Trust Lounge or something in the city had it but the FEDS came in and were shady about it and told them they were only allowed to vaporize Gatorade. this is what i heard.

#242663Post 12 of 29

Re:: just bought this...

I've read that this, or something similar, has been banned in some places around Europe. Supposedly it's REALLY bad for you, as the alcohol will go straight to your brain, without going through your blood circulation.

#242748Post 13 of 29

[quote=tiddles]no way! you'll prob. stick it in yer pooper :roll:[/quote]

you know I have heard it said that you can actually absorb alcohol 20% faster through your rectum.

vaporized blow monkey anyone?

#242773Post 14 of 29

Stuff like these are expensive as hell... but they sure do their work!

#242776Post 15 of 29

This thing blow your fucking head off, this thing must let you totally fucked up.

#242778Post 16 of 29

they have already made a move to ban it :(

#242779Post 17 of 29

[quote=thepariah][quote=tiddles]no way! you'll prob. stick it in yer pooper :roll:[/quote]

[b]you know I have heard it said that you can actually absorb alcohol 20% faster through your rectum.[/b]

vaporized blow monkey anyone?[/quote]

this is information I could have went a lifetime without knowing, lol

#242861Post 18 of 29

[quote] thepariah wrote: tiddles wrote: no way! you'll prob. stick it in yer pooper

you know I have heard it said that you can actually absorb alcohol 20% faster through your rectum.

vaporized blow monkey anyone?

this is information I could have went a lifetime without knowing, lol [/quote]

but you are a much more well adjusted person for knowing it. And you never know when a fact like that might come in handy :wink:

#242947Post 19 of 29

[quote=thepariah][b]you know I have heard it said that you can actually absorb alcohol 20% faster through your rectum.[/b]

vaporized blow monkey anyone?[/quote]

Who the bloody hell was the person that found that out.... and what was he doing at the time? :twisted:

#242948Post 20 of 29

Theres a pub here in Bristol with that, there was a bit of concern in the local press about it, never tried it myself though.

#243084Post 21 of 29

i wanna try it damnit...........tiddles, did you really buy that thang? 8)

#243088Post 22 of 29

yeah right! if i had 4K to blow, it would be all up in my nose

#243091Post 23 of 29

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q. Is It Legal? The two components of AWOL (extra oxygen and alcohol) are legal, so yes it is.

Q. Is It Safe? Oxygen is very safe. Alcohol has well known safety concerns, as long as an AWOL consumer is sensible and doesn't abuse this recreational activity, he/she will be safe.

Q. What's The Maximum Dosage? People's tolerance to alcohol differs, therefore it is recommended that no more than 20 minutes an hour and no more than 2 sessions in any 24 hour period.

Q. Is There An Age Limit? You must first obey all applicable laws of your state concerning alcohol consumption. Anyone over 21 who is fit and enjoys extra oxygen and/or alcohol can enjoy AWOL.

Q. Is It Really Hangover Free? Current evidence suggests so. Probably because there is no residual alcohol in your body the next day and no dehydration. Plus, extra oxygen is known to cure hangovers.

Legal And Safety Recommendations For Use

  1. AWOL should not be used for more than 20 minutes per hour and then not more than 2 sessions in any 24 hour period.
  2. AWOL must only be inhaled through the mouth.
  3. AWOL must only be used by people of legal drinking age.
  4. After consuming AWOL for any length of time, we strongly recommend you do not drive or operate machinery.
  5. AWOL consumption is likely to lead to a feeling of intoxication.
  6. If AWOL is used in accordance with these instructions we believe and are advised by medical experts that it is safe ? however if you have any doubts as to your suitability to try AWOL, or have a pre-existing or suspected medical condition ? we recommend you consult your doctor before using AWOL.
  7. AWOL ? as with any form of alcohol intake ? should be used with caution ? and at the personal risk of the person consuming it.
  8. We accept no liability for the use, misuse or abuse of this product.
#243120Post 24 of 29

[quote=Musical Journey][quote=thepariah][b]you know I have heard it said that you can actually absorb alcohol 20% faster through your rectum.[/b]

vaporized blow monkey anyone?[/quote]

Who the bloody hell was the person that found that out.... and what was he doing at the time? :twisted:[/quote] It's the same idea as suppository pills. I know a buddy (a stupid one, a lot of times) that took a roll anally and claimed it was awesome. Of course, we all never quit laughing at him for months. He called it "booty bumping" :CrackUp:

#243469Post 25 of 29

[quote=thepariah]you know I have heard it said that you can actually absorb alcohol 20% faster through your rectum.

vaporized blow monkey anyone?[/quote]

haha

im sure they will be around here eventually.. but man you gotta be committed to spend that much money on a product like that.

#243472Post 26 of 29

[quote=picklemonkey][quote=Musical Journey][quote=thepariah][b]you know I have heard it said that you can actually absorb alcohol 20% faster through your rectum.[/b]

vaporized blow monkey anyone?[/quote]

Who the bloody hell was the person that found that out.... and what was he doing at the time? :twisted:[/quote] It's the same idea as suppository pills. I know a buddy (a stupid one, a lot of times) that took a roll anally and claimed it was awesome. Of course, we all never quit laughing at him for months. He called it "booty bumping" :CrackUp:[/quote]

Funny you should say that because there was a club night in Leeds called Up Youre Ronson This was a term given to people that actualy did pills up the ass. :? I could never figure out why they just didnt pop it in their mouth like any other normal human being.. but each to there own i suppose.

#243499Post 27 of 29

Pluging pills just never had any appeal to me I would rather just take 20% more and not endure the redicule associated with sticking a pill up my arse. But I've definetly known people who've done it.

#246344Post 28 of 29

[quote=thepariah][quote] thepariah wrote: tiddles wrote: no way! you'll prob. stick it in yer pooper

you know I have heard it said that you can actually absorb alcohol 20% faster through your rectum.

vaporized blow monkey anyone?

this is information I could have went a lifetime without knowing, lol [/quote]

but you are a much more well adjusted person for knowing it. And you never know when a fact like that might come in handy :wink:[/quote] What so he can numb his anus so it doesn't hurt as much or for the cleansing effect so he doesn't get any infections :NotMe: I'm hoping you had other things in mind. :Barf:

#246560Post 29 of 29

[quote=tiddles]yeah right! if i had 4K to blow, it would be all up in my nose[/quote] :Bingo:
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

you betcha :wink:

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