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interesting proposition!?!? or is it?!

24 durable postsStarted 2006-07-29Latest 2006-08-01
#30883Post 1 of 24

so im having lunch with my girlfriend (yeah i got one of those now, old fling decided to make it official).. and she tries to make a deal with me:

ill swallow if you start listening to country music :shock: ...

what do you think boys (and girls) i truly hate country music. there is nothing about it i like. but i do want her to swallow! .. i even told her that i would go to a concert if she started doing it. that alone would be hell. i guess she wont be swallowing for a while :(

#681416Post 2 of 24

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do you even need to ask the question? obviously, your girl's ready to give it a try...throw in some Johnny Cash and go for it, dude!

#681418Post 3 of 24

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Dude. Just find another girl that swallows. It's not like there aren't a fuckload out there. Fuck country.

#681449Post 4 of 24

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what differnce does it make - just cum in her mouth and let her spit it out! end result for you is the same - with a noticable lack of country muzak too!

PLUS - if you really have that different tastes in music - its never gonna last!

PS you're 33 - you really dont need to be asking these kinds of questions on a public message board. Unless you are willing to share her around, like KinkyJ does :)

#681453Post 5 of 24

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u went to far with the whole concert thing... probably could of just got away with listening to a couple cds... once she does it a couple times she'll realize it's cleaner and more convenient.

#681455Post 6 of 24

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Hmmm...I say, suffer through a CD or two. If for no other reason than to sate your imagination with regards to her, which will otherwise eat at you for all eternity. Or at least until you find another girl who likes electronic music AND swallows.

#681456Post 7 of 24

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i'd only listen to Cash records...i used to when i was a kid and still do at least once every couple years. But frankly I'd rather see her face with me white mess over her. The pearl necklace if you please.

#681480Post 8 of 24

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its simple: you dont love this girl couse you're sharing such intimate things with the world and its obvious your interest in her is just sex and swallowing she doesnt love you couse shes makin you do sth you dont like in exchange for sth she clearly doesnt like to do and shes listening to country music ... yikes so go and grow up first and let her find another cowboy

:roll:

#681484Post 9 of 24

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[quote=Katkich]its simple: you dont love this girl couse you're sharing such intimate things with the world and its obvious your interest in her is just sex and swallowing she doesnt love you couse shes makin you do sth you dont like in exchange for sth she clearly doesnt like to do and shes listening to country music ... yikes so go and grow up first and let her find another cowboy

:roll:[/quote]Jesus. I'm not gonna try to offend you but that's a load of horse shit. Now hear me out. It's just sex. It's not "love" and all of that fucking bubbly shit. It's life. He wants a girl that swallows and he should have it. Why settle for less? You only live once so make the most of it and don't ever compromise. Ever. They say you should be giving and to a point, that's true but, you gotta put yourself first many times. If you're not gonna enjoy life, you should just end it. And to the dude that said what difference does it make?... Well, you obviously haven't been with a girl that knows what she's doing. Swallowing your whole load while it's going off in her mouth, having her go all the way to where she pushes your nuts back against you with her chin is quite fun. :RockOn:

#681507Post 10 of 24

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Gotta go with Beanz on this one control is control no matter what you get in return Shit Remoh, you work at one of the dopest clubs in Vegas packed with cum guzzling women nightly why compromise.

#681511Post 11 of 24

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yeah country music draws the line .......plain and simple

you have to tell hear we can only be together if you like progessive house, electronic..etc

just remember your a pimp and its your way or the highway

#681515Post 12 of 24

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[quote=beanzncheez] It's not "love" and all of that fucking bubbly shit. It's life. He wants a girl that swallows and he should have it. Why settle for less? You only live once so make the most of it and don't ever compromise. Ever. They say you should be giving and to a point, that's true but, you gotta put yourself first many times. If you're not gonna enjoy life, you should just end it. [/quote]

omg I dont believe Im saying this but I agree with you - dont settle for less! and beanz - love is a real thing and if theres love the swolowing is not a question anymore

#681516Post 13 of 24

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Here's what you do, man. You hold up your hand, opened, and ask her, "Do you want it open?" and then you make a fist and ask, "Or do you want it closed?" That solves everything. ;)

#681519Post 14 of 24

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[quote=beanzncheez]Here's what you do, man. You hold up your hand, opened, and ask her, "Do you want it open?" and then you make a fist and ask, "Or do you want it closed?" That solves everything. ;)[/quote]

Truly California Love

#681520Post 15 of 24

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[quote=Katkich]omg I dont believe Im saying this but I agree with you - dont settle for less![/quote]I think you just freaked everyone on the board with that statement alone. :p

[quote=Katkich] and beanz - love is a real thing and if theres love the swolowing is not a question anymore[/quote]I know love is real... ly fake. :p Ha ha ha. I love my kids. That's why I spank them. :RockOn:

#681526Post 16 of 24

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[quote=beanzncheez]I think you just freaked everyone on the board with that statement alone. :p

Who doesn't like a good freakin:mullered: :spankme: :SuckNGiz:

#681531Post 17 of 24

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Mmm. I'm gonna go dive my pecker into my wife's anus later on. :Anal:

#681563Post 18 of 24

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haha beanz..

its a toughcall but u shoudlnt have to listen to that shit for her to swallow.. has she ever takin any of ur jazz in her mouth? urs might taste nicer that the last time she had some.. its blackmail and if she has her way she'll try this again with something like Anal.

#681643Post 19 of 24

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wow you all must really hate country music. to me it just looks like she was ready to do it but she wanted you to get into something she likes, and was making a game out of it. i wouldn't run out and get someone else...see what happens, it's tough to find good people. if she keeps pulling shit like this, then you can say adios.

#681660Post 20 of 24

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[quote=beanzncheez]I love my kids. That's why I spank them. :RockOn:[/quote]

So you must really love your monkey ;) :lol:

#681721Post 21 of 24

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hmmmm... is there a house remix of thunder rolls??!?!? ... that could solve the issue.... she'll come around.. i hope

#682766Post 22 of 24

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[quote=remoh]she'll come around.. i hope[/quote]

I think it's you who'll cum around ;-)

#682777Post 23 of 24

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[quote=beanzncheez] It's not "love" and all of that fucking bubbly shit. It's life. He wants a girl that swallows and he should have it. Why settle for less? You only live once so make the most of it and don't ever compromise. Ever. They say you should be giving and to a point, that's true but, you gotta put yourself first many times. If you're not gonna enjoy life, you should just end it. :RockOn:[/quote]

wow! why not go straight to a hooker?:roll:

#682950Post 24 of 24

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Fuck hookers. And fuck country music. Fucking white trash bullshit.

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