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Got robbed...

51 durable postsStarted 2006-07-19Latest 2006-08-10
#30534Post 1 of 51

...of exactly 4 dollars and an old phone. Hm.

First time since I came here that I allowed myself to get really drunk on spirit (Gin in this case, good shiz too!) and they get me. I saw my mate off at the trotro's and then went to the campus, where I live at the moment. Remember me telling it is boring on there? Well, I'll take that back, hehehe....it's a fucking jugle out here mang! Anyway, I's dark, rain is pouring down and I hear some rapmusic booming behind me. Take a look and some car stops about 50 mtres (150 ft) behind me. So I think "get smart, get off the road so any villains won't see you that easily" - even with my drunken ass. Well, too bad because they had already spotted me...in retrospect they stopped to let a guy out, who ran all the way up to me, but because of the rain and my intoxicated condition I didn't hear him until he was right behind me.

I turn in a reflex to fend off any knife, but he just steps back and points a gun at me, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. So he starts checking out my stuff, gets my phone which I hand ove reluctantly, and my money. Then, me and my stupid drunken ass go after him while tries to get away, because the gun was so small and I though it was a toy gun.

Wrong.

I shouted at him "prove to me it's real man, just prove it" (sounding ridiculous already?), and he turns and fires one in the air. Well, that was pretty much all I needed to know - screw you and take the phone! He runs at the car, gets in and they're off. Little did I know about the fact that about 2 hrs before 3 American students almost got robbed as well. But in that case the fucker that came at them (a different guy) wasn't carrying a weapon at all - the gun was with his friends who were waiting just a little down the road. The Guy in that group, Joel, gave his assaillant 2 kicks in the chest through the taxi window, they fired the gun when the taxi driver tried to go after them. That is 2 robbings on the same stretch of road within 3 weeks. I'm located right beside a hotspot! On campus FFS!!

One other American girl got attacked with a machete on the throat, but we're prett sure it's the same guys...so as of now everytime after dark I'll be carrying a ready knife in my hand and I'm never getting drunk again here. Next fucker who tries it receives the blade in his neck.

Yeah, my ego is damaged...I fucking hate getting caught while I'm at my weakest. Try me when I'm all there...I know you should never take chances with a gun, but the powerlessness annoys me more than I would've thought. Other than that I'm not afraid really, shit happens and you deal with it. Just glad though that I'm still here to embrace a certain beautiful, smart, spirited and gifted younf woman when I come back - that is one thing I realized ;)

Be seeing y'all

Yao

#674485Post 2 of 51

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wow. im glad you are ok :)

#674486Post 3 of 51

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Sorry to hear that mate, at least they didn't get anything too valuable and you didn't get hurt in the process.

#674488Post 4 of 51

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next time I'll ask him to suck my dick, just to confuse him :D

#674489Post 5 of 51

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^ dont listen to beanz!!!

it doesnt work!!!

#674492Post 6 of 51

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Sorry to hear that. At least you were ok!

#674496Post 7 of 51

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damn yao, thats really unfortunate, stay safe out there bro, status is hood

#674498Post 8 of 51

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good ur ok and i never ever want togo to that country..My mates cousin and his girlfriend went to ghana for aweek and they came home after 2days. Said it was the biggest shithole they've ever been in and there fairly traveled..

Getting robbed at gunpoint is no joke, fuck that.

#674501Post 9 of 51

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Ye I know...about the shithole: well...i guess they're right. I just love travelling shitholes, hahhaha!

Really, I'm gonna try and find a butterfly knife / switchblade - I know how to use it, and will use it.

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#674504Post 10 of 51

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might also be good to get the following...

du-rag

[IMG]http://wavecaps.com/images/durags/du_rag.jpg[/IMG]

brass knuckles

[IMG]http://z.about.com/f/wiki/e/en/thumb/1/1d/Brass_knuckles.jpg/250px-Brass_knuckles.jpg[/IMG]

and some nunchucks for your backpocket

[IMG]http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/nunchucks_1.jpg[/IMG]

#674506Post 11 of 51

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Shite...that sucks Yao. Keep yourself safe dude, not worth getting shot over 4 bucks. When you heading home?

#674507Post 12 of 51

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[quote=anonin]might also be good to get the following...

du-rag

[URL="http://wavecaps.com/images/durags/du_rag.jpg"][IMG]http://wavecaps.com/images/durags/du_rag.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

brass knuckles

[URL="http://z.about.com/f/wiki/e/en/thumb/1/1d/Brass_knuckles.jpg/250px-Brass_knuckles.jpg"][IMG]http://z.about.com/f/wiki/e/en/thumb/1/1d/Brass_knuckles.jpg/250px-Brass_knuckles.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

and some nunchucks for your backpocket

[URL="http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/nunchucks_1.jpg"][IMG]http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/nunchucks_1.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/quote]the MS gangsta has spoken :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well Yao, that shit was bound to happen one day or another. I'm happy you were too chicken/drunk to go heroic on his ass though ;)

#674508Post 13 of 51

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all that Ju Jitsu training to get robbed by a toy gun look alike :|

but I'll go with what Jamie said, glad to see you're here to post and joke about it... keep ya chin up.... ;)

#674521Post 14 of 51

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Holy....glad you are ok Yao!

#674537Post 15 of 51

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that sucks... glad you are okay though.

#674541Post 16 of 51

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Yea glad you are ok. It was just a phone. As much as my phone rings, my girl would probably give you mine to replace yours. Was that your only way on keeping in touch with family and friends other than your laptop?

#674549Post 17 of 51

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pretty scary situtation there! Glad he didn't proove the gun was real on you! lol. Next time go with our instincts and just run before anyone gets off any vehicle. :!:

#674551Post 18 of 51

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Glad you're alright. I'd think twice about stabbing the guy next time. I can't imagine the prisons over there are very nice should the cops decide to not believe your story. If you do it, just make sure no one sees it as you can't trust locals to take the side of you over one of their own.

Better yet, you should carry a Pooh dollar. Wipe a dollar in your ass after a nasty load and put in a plastic bag. Carry around til the next time you get mugged. A little suprise for the Mugger eh?

#674557Post 19 of 51

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[quote=threehills]Better yet, you should carry a Pooh dollar. Wipe a dollar in your ass after a nasty load and put in a plastic bag. Carry around til the next time you get mugged. A little suprise for the Mugger eh?[/quote] I don't wanna know where you got the inspiration for that trick pooh bear :p

#674571Post 20 of 51

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From the radio! The morning show here does it. One of the hosts wipes his ass with a $5 bill and puts it out on the street. When someone picks it up there is a huge commotion, lights sirens etc.

#674580Post 21 of 51

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Handguns pah. Try being on the wrong end of an AK47.

Yao, please ditch the knife, you'll get into more trouble than it's worth. What would you rather lose? $5 or live with a death on your concisence?

Bad shit though man.

#674652Post 22 of 51

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for fucks sake. At least they didn't shoot you for carrying 4dollars and a crappy phone. Defo not carry a knife, they prolly thank your poor and will never mess with you again. :D

#674654Post 23 of 51

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[quote=Balanc3]Defo not carry a knife, they prolly thank your poor and will never mess with you again. :D[/quote]Agreed. Learn from the Albanians Yao: [url]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showpost.php?p=334910&postcount=1[/url] :lol:

#674655Post 24 of 51

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[QUOTE]I shouted at him "prove to me it's real man, just prove it" (sounding ridiculous already?), and he turns and fires one in the air. Well, that was pretty much all I needed to know [/QUOTE]

ha, im all about getting proven completly wrong when im drunk too, you should feel very lucky that you didnt get shot or beat down

#674734Post 25 of 51

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yao, please do us all, and YOURSELF a favor. dont carry around that stupid little knife. dont try to get tough with the natives. next time you find yourself in a hairy situation look for the nearest possible exit route and get the fuck outta there. dont try to be a hero. i assure you i'd much rather read about you getting robbed and bruised ego than one of your family members logging in to tell the [ms] world that you've been killed over a couple cents.

#674795Post 26 of 51

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Glad to hear you are ok. Take everyone's advice and next time run. Be the bigger man and get the fuck outta dodge.

#674845Post 27 of 51

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Yao I am so sorry that this has happened to you. I am very glad that you are ok though. I totally agree with picking up a nice shank while you are there just in case you need it someday. I hope you are not too shaken after this event. Keep your head up bro and please be safe...

#675360Post 28 of 51

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well, if anything I'll always carry a knife from now on, bcause something else has occured too: my best friend here turns out to be my biggest enemy, and he has borrowd 100 dollars in total from me, he was supposed to get it back but today i got taken off my bed to the police station to hear that I was charged with conning him out of 150!!! WTF...imagine being thrown into a tiolet that serves as a cellar and a big ass guard wants to have a go at you with his knuckes: I can fight, but this guy was huge. And he was already sure I did it. Gonna cut this update short because of time shortage, but fuck me, we settled the matter for now and dropped both claims (so i lose 100 bucks now) 0- my contacxts reach far though, and my main contact knows a few with a police, so the fucker can expect a nice visit later this week, heheheheheh....

will keep you posted, but this morning's ordeal has hurt me a lot and I'm having a splitting headache right now. Imagine that...usually they take you to the station and beat you up, then ask questions. I got lucky again, but this time I'm going to have my revenge!

#675362Post 29 of 51

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And it won;t surprise me if he was behind my robbery too...

#675364Post 30 of 51

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[quote=Yao] my best friend here turns out to be my biggest enemy, and he has borrowd 100 dollars in total from me, he was supposed to get it back but today i got taken off my bed to the police station to hear that I was charged with conning him out of 150!!! WTF...imagine being thrown into a tiolet that serves as a cellar and a big ass guard wants to have a go at you with his knuckes: I can fight, but this guy was huge. And he was already sure I did it. ![/quote]

dammmnnnnnnnnn

#675369Post 31 of 51

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cut your trip short yao, before something [U]really[/U] bad happens, imo.

#675370Post 32 of 51

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[quote=Yao]well, if anything I'll always carry a knife from now on, bcause something else has occured too: my best friend here turns out to be my biggest enemy, and he has borrowd 100 dollars in total from me, he was supposed to get it back but today i got taken off my bed to the police station to hear that I was charged with conning him out of 150!!! WTF...imagine being thrown into a tiolet that serves as a cellar and a big ass guard wants to have a go at you with his knuckes: I can fight, but this guy was huge. And he was already sure I did it. Gonna cut this update short because of time shortage, but fuck me, we settled the matter for now and dropped both claims (so i lose 100 bucks now) 0- my contacxts reach far though, and my main contact knows a few with a police, so the fucker can expect a nice visit later this week, heheheheheh....

will keep you posted, but this morning's ordeal has hurt me a lot and I'm having a splitting headache right now. Imagine that...usually they take you to the station and beat you up, then ask questions. I got lucky again, but this time I'm going to have my revenge![/quote] Damn! That really sucks...seems things are getting worse for you. Just remember to go for the knee caps! Works every time!

#675372Post 33 of 51

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Yao I feel for you. don't tell you parents mate. and seriously get out of there soon. take care bro, see you soon.

#675411Post 34 of 51

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[quote=Jibgolly]cut your trip short yao, before something [U]really[/U] bad happens, imo.[/quote]

No kidding.

#675580Post 35 of 51

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Nah, having too much fun getting kicked around here :D

Be travelling end of next week, at least I'm away from this place then. On a brighter note: yesterday I went dancing with a group of togolese people here, and I acted in a little play - that made my day, really...They're all Ewe's, and those are the people that I speak the lingo of. They are also considered to be among the most relaxed and honest people around West-Africa...

Jibs: This is what I chose mate, I was aware of the dangers beforehand - doesn't mean I should ignore all the warnings, but being here is certainly unlike Europe or the States, one should never forget that I am to many people nothing more than a commodity or a way to get money, or the gateway to Europe. I am extremely alert now, though my contacts here are very influential and will take care of that mothertrucker. And I am carrying a knife in the dark, I was trained to use one and I will. Sorry for that, but even when people have not resisted they have been mauled, cut or shot in recent events: It's a miracle nothing happened, I am not counting on a second miracle. If I go down I'll do that with a fight, that is one thing I am certain of.

Everyone around me is on an alert now, I've hooked up with a big group which is rather safe, and within 2 weeks I'm gone here...clench your buttocks and pray I'll get out of here in one piece ;)

I'll post my new number as soon as I get a new phone today...

#675581Post 36 of 51

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Too many cunts ready to fuck with your shit as soon as your back's turned (in this case pissed).

Been there.

Shame to hear it all the same.

#675602Post 37 of 51

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Maybe I missed something but where is here exactly?

#675749Post 38 of 51

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Ghana, Africa

aka

a toilet

#676116Post 39 of 51

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lmfao...almost Jibs,almost...

#676117Post 40 of 51

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lol, just got off with the ghana consulate. seems the robbery got to yao. they are talking about some kid walking aruond like this now.

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