well, here's why...

the follwing quote (and similar shit) has been floating around on MySpace...makes me sick :Hurl:

[quote]

I'm this guy

Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.

Im the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears.

Im the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a big t-shirt.

Im the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to.

Im the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well.

Im the guy who kisses you on the forehead.

Im the guy who doesnt kiss and tell.

Im the guy who actually listens to you when you talk.

Im the guy who's excited all day because im looking forward to our date that night.

Im the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more.

I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room.

Im the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling.

Im the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with.

Im the guy who gets butterflies when he hears your name.

I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you.

Im the guy who doesnt mess with other girls when i have you

Im the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections and loves you more for them.

I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sunset.

I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD.

I AM THIS GUY.... one of many.... who always ends up loosing her to the jerks who'll treat her like crap and are "too good of a friend" to date

Girls if this is sweet repost this with the title "I want this guy" or if you have him post it as "I have this guy!"

Guys if this is you repost this with the title "I'm this guy [/quote]

So now, a response from the female side of things.

[quote] Why Good Girls Love Naughty Boys

Because they add spice to our good-girl lives. They make us feel wild and sexy!

Because they excite us because they are so different from us. They're the guys our parents warned us about.

They put passion into our sometimes boring, structured lifestyle. We can't resist their appeal.

Because they are the object of our desires and fantasies....

Because they aren't afraid to argue with us, and they usually win. We know they won't come crawling back.

Because they represent rebellion, excitement and steamy sex all at once, We're under their spell...

Because they are a predator on the prowl. Hungry, unpredictable and a little bit dangerous.

Because they are usually strong-willed and sexually aggressive. Need we say more?

Because they flirt with other women, it drives us crazy and makes us want them more...

Because they can't be tested or trusted most of the time...

Because they are independent with-attitude and throw caution to the wind! Take us baby!

Because they exude confidence at all times, making even the most secure women try harder...

Because they act with authority when they have no right to...

They seduce us without even trying, and we feel like we've got to work hard to seduce them at times! Because they are the right mix of mysterious and elusive. We never feel smothered but sort of wish we could.

They carry on as if women aren't important to them. We want to be the one who matters.

They have that sexy arrogance that drives us wild!

They aren't afraid to take risks.

They whisper sweet nothings into our ears...

They encourage us to be a little bit bad. They love it when we're a lot bad!

Because we can be as obnoxious as we want, and we know they will always act worse...

Because they show us a better time then responsible upstanding guys. We try to fight this gut reaction, but we can't!

They make us feel incredible when they do pay attention to us. The little things matter so much more.

They love their lives and aren't bound by the rules of society. We want to let loose with them.

They have a lot of energy. And we can't wait to see just how they plan to use it!

They are always a challenge. Who can resist a challenge?

They keep us on our toes and make us less selfish. They won't put up with it!

Because they are our little "projects" to nurture and change, but if they do, we eventually dump them for another bad boy!

Because they have devilishly playful personalities and a twinkle in their eyes. We never know what they're really thinking... [/quote] class dismissed

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please dont ever post again. my head hurts a lot.

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Dude that has to be the longest post ever.

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[quote=thesightless]please dont ever post again. my head hurts a lot.[/quote]

agreed

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The girl who wrote that is probably 20 years old....a little growing up to do I think. And the guy...I have no coment for:roll:

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:Puke Pon:

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erm............ :spank:

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I'm this guy

Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. [I]I'm not bullshitting you girl, I've got five restaining orders for stalking to back that shit up![/I]

Im the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. [I]If that won't work, I'll gag you and chain you to the wall so that you can't run off.[/I]

Im the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a big t-shirt. [I]The less makeup you wear, the more there is for me, yay! As for the shirt... Yeah well, like I have a choice, right?... You don't fit in a small or medium shirt anyway.[/I]

Im the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to. [I]When even sewer rats avoid your company, you're happy with whatever comes along...[/I]

Im the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well. [I]Oh wait, I'd better send that with UPS. Restraining order, remember?[/I]

Im the guy who kisses you on the forehead. [I]If I kiss you under your nose you'll pass out and I'll have to call the paramedics again.[/I]

Im the guy who doesnt kiss and tell. [I]I have nobody to tell it to in the first place. And if I would, nobody would believe me anyway...[/I]

Im the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. [I]Even when you keep repeating all night that I'm a perverted freak and that you'll call the police if I don't fuck off.[/I]

Im the guy who's excited all day because im looking forward to our date that night. [I]I can't wait for you to see my face without Photoshop. Even if it will make you want to crack a family pack of cyanide between your teeth.[/I]

Im the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. [I]After you're done struggling, I'll be too tired to move anyway.[/I]

I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. [I]It reminds me of the times my daddy used to drop my on my head when I was a baby. Oh nostalgia...[/I]

Im the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. [I]That's why I paid a visit to the taxidermist to have my mom stuffed after she died. You know, just to keep the family tradition alive...[/I]

Im the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with. [I]Most of the time I'm hanging out at #linuxfreakz0rz together with 20 other social degenerates who pose as a hot blonde nympho with big tits. [/I]

Im the guy who gets butterflies when he hears your name. [I]I've been taking medication for years, but whenever I get sweaty between my legs, the fungus infection on my balls acts up.[/I]

I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you. [I]Just as long as you don't get jealous they don't talk to you, the voices in my head won't tell me to make a purse out of your soft peachlike skin.[/I]

Im the guy who doesnt mess with other girls when i have you. [I]I own only one hacksaw, that's it. Moreover, there isn't enough free space in my fridge either.[/I]

Im the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections and loves you more for them. [I]I think you being deaf, blind and mute really is a blessing for our romance. I even love your wheelchair. The only thing I need to do is deflate the tires and we'll stay together forever.[/I]

I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sunset. [I]Digging a six feet deep hole really is a bitch for my astma you know? Getting you out of my trunk wasn't a field trip either.[/I]

I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. [I]Don't worry, it only takes two little cuts and you'll smile ear to ear, I promise![/I]

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I thought this was gonna be another boobie thread :(

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[quote=Huggie Smiles]I thought this was gonna be another boobie thread :([/quote]:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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[IMG]http://www.jasonbrannon.com/public/wax.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=algy][URL="http://www.jasonbrannon.com/public/wax.jpg"][IMG]http://www.jasonbrannon.com/public/wax.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/quote]

:CrackUp:

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*WARNING reading this thread may cause brain damage

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i couldn't even get halfway through that myspace shit. fuck you, pussy. if you can't get laid, it's because you SUCK.

no girl wants a pussy...they already have one.

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[quote=sammwalk] no girl wants a pussy...they already have one.[/quote]

some do actually :EatMe:

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[quote=Huggie Smiles]some do actually :EatMe:[/quote]

HIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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dang that was a lame ass long post...but to be honest: i used to be like that. Now I either get pussy or kick them the fuck out. Got another one coming up when I get back to my crib in Holland...could be fun, could be a kickout. :D

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^^^ enjoy licking those hairy black legs in the mean time Yao :D

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:roll: I thought I was the guy........ :NotMe: :p

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no, you is da man... (sorry for talking to myself again :mrgreen:)

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Man, that was retarded. All you have to do is put her legs behind her head and let the magic slip in.

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[quote=sammwalk]

no girl wants a pussy...they already have one.[/quote]

you just summed up the whole post in less than 10 words :Bingo:

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:CrackUp:

yep....

Oh, and i found out some women here DO shave their legs. Wow. :D

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^^^ o rly? did you finally make it to the transvestite bar?

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uuuhhh Weakk lame.. Thats got chainmail all over it.. Its true that a woman doesnt want a pussy.. fuck them cause their never happy.

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[COLOR=Red]Finding the right balance between a good & naughty boy ain't easy

:goodevil:

x [/COLOR]

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[quote=chanty]The girl who wrote that is probably 20 years old....a little growing up to do I think. And the guy...I have no coment for:roll:[/quote]

20 hell. Probably 16. And has No Idea what's going on in the world outside of her little click of 4 people in high school.

Most women who date assholes do so because they remind them of someone...;)

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[quote=Sal73][COLOR=red]Finding the right balance between a good & naughty boy ain't easy

:goodevil:

x [/COLOR][/quote]

Just takes the right girl...and a guy who is good at acting like both ;)

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who are u? Iggy Pop or something c?mon this is true Lust for life

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Is your name really Guillermo? :roflmao: