I am a Gothic Butthole who will do anything for sex
Find the first letter in your first name:
A-Lesbian B-Gorgeous C-Pretty D-Jewish E-Christian F-Retarded G-Boyish H-Gothic I-Girly J-Gangster K-Beautiful L-Popular M-Slutty N-Preppy O-Hot P-Gay Q-Punky R-Hot S-Sexy T-Emo U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Geeky X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated
Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):
A-Slut B-Boy C-Bitch D-Obsesser E-Sex machine F-Retard G-Queen H-Jew I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-Motherfucker M-Beauty queen N-Geek O-Whore P-Punk Q-Crackwhore R- Alcoholic S-Butthole T-Fucker U-Prince (ess) V-Jackass W-Babe X-Scaredy-cat Y-Coward Z-Chocoholic
Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Who's Good With My Hands Blue- Who Looks At Porn 24/7 Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You Green- Who will do anything for Sex Purple- Who Will Do Anything For Crack pink- Who Will Rock Your World Black- Who everyone wants to fuck White- Who Masturbates At Work Gray- who gives great head Teal-Who is bangable
NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT BEGINNING WITH " I'm a ..........
or not, as the case may be.