Re: Do you have any phobias ?
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[COLOR=silver]"Hi! I'm Avril Lavigne. Despite the fact that I'm basically a poor man's Britney Spears, I wear messy clothes and that makes me PUNK ROCK. Entertainment Weekly even said so, so it must be true. I'm so antiestablishment that I'm on the front covers of Teen People, Cosmo-Girl and YM! Power to the People... and DRINK PEPSI - it's refreshing! The writers down at corporate headquarters who write all of my music for me paint me as a rebel, so uhh.... GRRRR! I'm a Rebel! I hope this fame lasts, or I might have to stop being a complete ignoramus and go back and [/COLOR][COLOR=silver]finish High School[/COLOR][COLOR=silver]..... HEH! YEAH! AS IF! PFFT! (slaps her manager a high-five) Surely my fame and popularity will last until I'm old and grey, just like lots of other teen idols... whose names escape me right now." Fuck that Flavor-of-the-Minute Poser. The most frequent argumentative response I get to this is forum nerds going, "Heh... I'd DO her." Face facts. You sexually deprived Cheeto devourers would fuck anything that didn't violently try to escape, including this bony beady-eyed sack of white trash.[/COLOR]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=silver]"I totally don't see why people would call me a fake sellout. I mean, I know that I whored out my likeness to AOL Time Warner to make a character for[/COLOR][COLOR=silver] The Sims Online[/COLOR][COLOR=silver] for a few bucks, but big deal."[/COLOR]
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