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bout time we put those assholes to work

20 durable postsStarted 2004-08-12Latest 2004-08-14
#2939Post 1 of 20

[url]http://www.nature.com/news/2004/040809/full/040809-10.html[/url]

Now you too could get that monkey butler you've always been dreaming about. :Bingo:

actually I think this is pretty scary.

#238832Post 2 of 20

Jesus man, hope that drug doesn't become mandatory in the work place.

Now that the munkies are work-aholics does that have an impact on their health? Does their heart become a pile of slush after beating crazily?

Anywho, I pray the FDA kills that drug cause my boss will be the first one the the bandwagon for it.

#238833Post 3 of 20

sounds like something i should take. i practically invented 'Lazy' self proclaimed king of lazy! beer!

#238835Post 4 of 20

No your technically not lazy cause you post here, your life does have meaning!

#238839Post 5 of 20

thanks for the validation. beer!

#238849Post 6 of 20

helper monkeys rock... i applied for one, but you had to be cripple. :cry:

#238851Post 7 of 20

Re:: bout time we put those assholes to work

[img]http://sciris.shu.edu/~wlodaran/images/jibgollyvalidation.JPG[/img]

#238853Post 8 of 20

not sure what that is, but i'll go ahead and laugh. ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja

#238861Post 9 of 20

I imagine even a "Monkie" could spell "Monkey."

#238880Post 10 of 20

Re:: bout time we put those assholes to work

[img]http://www.refrase.com/random/snap.gif[/img]

#238892Post 11 of 20

Re:: bout time we put those assholes to work

I've always wanted a monkey butler... where do I sign? :GameOn:

#238897Post 12 of 20

I?ve always wanted a monkey butler, ever since i was a kid.

I?d also tell my boss to fcuk off if he wanted to inject me with some DNA to make me work harder/faster/better. No way i?m lazy, it?s in my genes. 8)

#238898Post 13 of 20

my asshole works hard everyday! [img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0595094724.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img]

#239130Post 14 of 20

Now if we could only get some of this stuff for the lazy f*cks I work with. :?

#239179Post 15 of 20

Re:: bout time we put those assholes to work

beer monkey i wonder if they can cook who needs to get married get a monkey

#239238Post 16 of 20

Re:: bout time we put those assholes to work

[quote=willietwotooth]who needs to get married get a monkey[/quote] :CrackUp: :CrackUp: Classic Quote!!!

A quick google of "helper monkey" came up with this site [url]www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org[/url], things like this almost make me wish I was disabled!! Anyone wanna break my legs?

#239267Post 17 of 20

Re:: bout time we put those assholes to work

This brings me visions of big corporations turning their workers into workaholic-robots ot something...you could write a filmscript on this.

Hero saves world, makes people lazy again. :Bingo:

#239270Post 18 of 20

Re:: bout time we put those assholes to work

Great and Beautiful pictures was these!!!!! I like these pictures!!!!Thank you!! :WinkNSmi: :Naughty: :mrgreen:

#239273Post 19 of 20

Could Pataky P?l be one of these monkeys?

#239730Post 20 of 20

[quote=Garrick]helper monkeys rock... i applied for one, but you had to be cripple. :cry:[/quote] I'll take a bat to your knees if you want me to.

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