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Mwouhahahaaaaa

17 durable postsStarted 2006-06-13Latest 2006-06-15
#29355Post 1 of 17

Something else than your regular alien abduction of "child bor with horse head"...

[URL="http://amightywind.com/hellf/Hell1.jpg"][IMG]http://amightywind.com/hellf/Hell1.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

These details are from the translation of an article in a Finnish newspaper named 'Ammennusatia'.

A geological group who drilled a hole about 14.4 kilometers deep in the crust of the earth are saying that they heard human screams. Screams have been heard from the condemned souls from earth's deepest hole. Terrified scientists are afraid they have let loose the evil powers of hell up to the earth's surface.

'The information we are gathering is so surprising, that we are sincerely afraid of what we might find down there,' stated Dr Azzacov, the manager of the project in remote Siberia.

'The second surprise was the high temperature they discovered in the earth's center. 'The calculations indicate the given temperature was about 1,100 degrees Celsius, or over 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit,' Azzacov pointed out. 'This is far more then we expected. It seems almost like an inferno of fire is brutally going on in the center of the earth.

'The last discovery was nevertheless the most shocking to our ears, so much so that the scientists are afraid to continue the project. We tried to listen to the earth's movements at certain intervals with supersensitive microphones, which were let down through the hole. What we heard turned those logically thinking scientists into a trembling ruins. It was a sometimes a weak, but high pitched sound which we thought to be coming from our own equipment,' explained Dr Azzacov.

'But after some adjustments we comprehended that indeed the sound came from the earth's interior. We could hardly believe our own ears. We heard a human voice, screaming in pain. Even though one voice was discernible, we could hear thousands, perhaps millions, in the background, of suffering souls screaming. After this ghastly discovery, about half of the scientists quit because of fear. Hopefully, that which is down there will stay there,' Dr Azzacov added.

'What really unnerved the Soviets, apart from the voice recordings, was the appearance that same night of a fountainhead of luminous gas shooting up from the drill site, and out of the midst of this incandescent cloud pillar a brilliant being with bat wings revealed itself with the words (in Russian): 'I have conquered,' emblazoned against the dark Siberian sky.

'The incident was absolutely unreal; the Soviets cried out in terror,' says Mr. Nummedal. Later that night, he saw ambulance crews circulating in the community. A driver he knew told him that they had been told to sedate everybody with a medication known to erase short term memory. The Soviets use this drug in the treatment of shock victims.


"As a communist I don?t believe in heaven or the Bible but as a scientist I now believe in hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of Hell!"

Dr. Azzacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit."

"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."

"But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren?t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!


Do you know why Jacques Costeau, the famous underwater explorer, quit deep sea diving sometime before he died? It is said that he stopped because he had heard in one of the underwater caves he was exploring, the sounds of people screaming.

There was also another time, when one of his men, who was in a diving bell in the deepest trench at the Bermuda Triangle, also had a similar experience. He signaled to be brought up immediately. After being revived from his shock, he told others of his frightening experience of hearing "screams of people in pain".

Wanna hear it? Click this: [URL="http://www.coasttocoastam.com/audio/sounds_of_hell.mp3"]http://www.coasttocoastam.com/audio/sounds_of_hell.mp3[/URL]

#652726Post 2 of 17

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I always knew the devil was a commie

#652728Post 3 of 17

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Great acoustics for a party venue, too bad about the DJ.

Tiesto - Live @ Earth's Center, 14.4km, Siberia 06/06/06

#652755Post 4 of 17

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wow this completely turns the tables in favor of religion eh..... where did you get this article? I am indredulously intrigued mate.... defo wanna keep up with it. That recording was unreal

#652758Post 5 of 17

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nevermind I found it

[URL="http://amightywind.com/hell/aboutsounds.htm"]http://amightywind.com/hell/aboutsounds.htm[/URL]

#652760Post 6 of 17

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You really think thats in any way real?

#652766Post 7 of 17

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When you take the source into account... Nah, don't really think so, but I thought it was a nice freaky story anyway. Up to the voices and shit it was pretty credible, but a demon gushing out of a wellhead speaking in Russian was a bit over the top imo.

Apart from that: claiming that the temperature was higher than expected... 1.100 degrees Celsius is what they've measured, but when you read up on lava temperature, you get this:

[FONT=Times]brownish-red[/FONT][FONT=Times]500-650°[/FONT] [FONT=Times]dark red[/FONT][FONT=Times]650-800[SIZE=2]°[/SIZE] [/FONT][FONT=Times]bright red[/FONT][FONT=Times]800-1000°[/FONT] [FONT=Times]orange[/FONT][FONT=Times]1000-1150°[/FONT] [FONT=Times]yellowish-white[/FONT][FONT=Times]1150-1300°[/FONT]

source: [URL="http://www.geo.ua.edu/volcanology/lecture_notes_files/physical_properties_of_l.html"]http://www.geo.ua.edu/volcanology/lecture_notes_files/physical_properties_of_l.html[/URL]

In other words, that temperature was very normal...

And those divers hearing screams... Like how does what sound? "AAA blub AAA blub AAA blub AAARGH"?

#652769Post 8 of 17

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[IMG]http://greatestsiteever.com/homestarpictures/albums/userpics/10008/w00tkiss.jpg[/IMG]

I'm just trying to liven up this thread.

#652802Post 9 of 17

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[quote=Troklo]You really think thats in any way real?[/quote]

well in my first post, I hadn't seen the website that this was taken from, after seeing the website, I dont believe it anymore

#652805Post 10 of 17

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i'm scared now i'll deffo go to hell but i guess i'll have millions of friends down there hope some good djs come to hell with me we'll have a hell of a party

#652807Post 11 of 17

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[quote=KinKyJ][URL="http://amightywind.com/hellf/Hell1.jpg"][IMG]http://amightywind.com/hellf/Hell1.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Terrified scientists are afraid they have let loose the evil powers of hell up to the earth's surface.

[/quote]

I'm sure the scientists said that!

#652809Post 12 of 17

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[quote=Huggie Smiles]I'm sure the scientists said that![/quote] It were Soviet scientists.. Hello, they'll say anything ;)

#653081Post 13 of 17

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That's still pretty fucking freaky, regardless.

#656158Post 14 of 17

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#656364Post 15 of 17

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[IMG]http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal1/orly_bush.jpg[/IMG]

#656583Post 16 of 17

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Great, one more chance for you know who to save the planet....

[IMG]http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00179/Constantine_220_179724a.jpg[/IMG]

#656584Post 17 of 17

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[quote=KinKyJ]Something else than your regular alien abduction of "child bor with horse head"...

[URL="http://amightywind.com/hellf/Hell1.jpg"][URL="http://amightywind.com/hellf/Hell1.jpg"][URL="http://amightywind.com/hellf/Hell1.jpg"][IMG]http://amightywind.com/hellf/Hell1.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/URL][/URL]

These details are from the translation of an article in a Finnish newspaper named 'Ammennusatia'.

A geological group who drilled a hole about 14.4 kilometers deep in the crust of the earth are saying that they heard human screams. Screams have been heard from the condemned souls from earth's deepest hole. Terrified scientists are afraid they have let loose the evil powers of hell up to the earth's surface.

'The information we are gathering is so surprising, that we are sincerely afraid of what we might find down there,' stated Dr Azzacov, the manager of the project in remote Siberia.

'The second surprise was the high temperature they discovered in the earth's center. 'The calculations indicate the given temperature was about 1,100 degrees Celsius, or over 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit,' Azzacov pointed out. 'This is far more then we expected. It seems almost like an inferno of fire is brutally going on in the center of the earth.

'The last discovery was nevertheless the most shocking to our ears, so much so that the scientists are afraid to continue the project. We tried to listen to the earth's movements at certain intervals with supersensitive microphones, which were let down through the hole. What we heard turned those logically thinking scientists into a trembling ruins. It was a sometimes a weak, but high pitched sound which we thought to be coming from our own equipment,' explained Dr Azzacov.

'But after some adjustments we comprehended that indeed the sound came from the earth's interior. We could hardly believe our own ears. We heard a human voice, screaming in pain. Even though one voice was discernible, we could hear thousands, perhaps millions, in the background, of suffering souls screaming. After this ghastly discovery, about half of the scientists quit because of fear. Hopefully, that which is down there will stay there,' Dr Azzacov added.

'What really unnerved the Soviets, apart from the voice recordings, was the appearance that same night of a fountainhead of luminous gas shooting up from the drill site, and out of the midst of this incandescent cloud pillar a brilliant being with bat wings revealed itself with the words (in Russian): 'I have conquered,' emblazoned against the dark Siberian sky.

'The incident was absolutely unreal; the Soviets cried out in terror,' says Mr. Nummedal. Later that night, he saw ambulance crews circulating in the community. A driver he knew told him that they had been told to sedate everybody with a medication known to erase short term memory. The Soviets use this drug in the treatment of shock victims.


"As a communist I don’t believe in heaven or the Bible but as a scientist I now believe in hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of Hell!"

Dr. Azzacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit."

"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."

"But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!


Do you know why Jacques Costeau, the famous underwater explorer, quit deep sea diving sometime before he died? It is said that he stopped because he had heard in one of the underwater caves he was exploring, the sounds of people screaming.

There was also another time, when one of his men, who was in a diving bell in the deepest trench at the Bermuda Triangle, also had a similar experience. He signaled to be brought up immediately. After being revived from his shock, he told others of his frightening experience of hearing "screams of people in pain".

Wanna hear it? Click this: [URL="http://www.coasttocoastam.com/audio/sounds_of_hell.mp3"]http://www.coasttocoastam.com/audio/sounds_of_hell.mp3[/URL][/quote]

tl:dr :p

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