Joke of the day

#29312Post 1 of 442006-06-12

An Albanian is sitting in a club wearing a shirt that says "You Moroccans have three problems."

It doesn't take long before a Moroccan comes up to him and says: "Hey man, what the fuck is this shit?" The Albanian looks at him, drinks from his beer and says very calmly: "Look, this is your first problem: you guys are too curious."

The Moroccan goes away, but he comes back with a friend and they both start to intimidate the Albanian.The Albanian orders another beer, looks at them and says very calmly: "Look, this is your second problem: you guys are too agressive."

The Moroccans go away and the Albanian has a few more beers and leaves the club an hour later. Outside five Moroccans wait for him.They all pull a knife and start walking to him.

The Albanian looks at them and says very calmly: "Look, this is your third problem: you guys always bring knives to a shooting."

#652222Post 2 of 442006-06-12

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Lame. But that's what you get for fucking a dude. :Anal:

#652232Post 3 of 442006-06-12

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stop fucking dudes then

#652244Post 4 of 442006-06-12

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this thread didn't even have a chance. it got ruined on its 1st reply

#652256Post 5 of 442006-06-12

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^^ T[SIZE=1]dhc [SIZE=2]+ R[SIZE=1]1str [SIZE=2]= B[SIZE=1]eanz

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#652589Post 6 of 442006-06-12

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what happens when you burn a baby's face off?

it makes weird noises and bumps into shit.

#652594Post 7 of 442006-06-12

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[quote=speciale]this thread didn't even have a chance. it got ruined on its 1st reply[/quote]

Actually the thread was ruined on the first post. That joke sucks.

Thanks to groffhibbitz tho for saving it. LOL!!!

#652603Post 8 of 442006-06-13

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What's the best part when fuckin a pregnant chick??

Getting head @ the same time.

#652606Post 9 of 442006-06-13

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what's the worst part of killing a bunch of kids??

washing the clown suit.

#652643Post 10 of 442006-06-13

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[quote=Jenks]Actually the thread was ruined on the first post. That joke sucks.

Thanks to groffhibbitz tho for saving it. LOL!!![/quote]

lol, X01's last post was pretty good too :lol:

#652665Post 11 of 442006-06-13

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why do blonds wear big ear rings??

to hold their legs up!! :lol: laughing @ my own joke

#652666Post 12 of 442006-06-13

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you're mama's so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, the whales start singning "we are family....all you brothers, sisters and me""

#652671Post 13 of 442006-06-13

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nice one's

#652708Post 14 of 442006-06-13

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[quote=Jenks]Actually the thread was ruined on the first post. That joke sucks.

Thanks to groffhibbitz tho for saving it. LOL!!![/quote]

Ye well, if you live in Antwerp, it is funny (Albanian Maffia vs Moroccan immigrant scum)

#652711Post 15 of 442006-06-13

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lmfao....I laughed :CrackUp:

#652715Post 16 of 442006-06-13

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YAWN0R!!!!

How are the exams going bro?

#652747Post 17 of 442006-06-13

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got one left for the 23rd I think, and a paper to finish. But today is different: I have an appointment with the Ghanaian ambassador @ 3 pm, for a little interview. Nothing serious, I can't really ask her to go burning her own country when she's supposed to represent it, but I think I've managed to come up with some pretty neutral but interesting questions.

Basically this is just a matter of some serious networking though ;)

#655961Post 18 of 442006-06-14

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I'm the official savior of all bad joke threads

#655978Post 19 of 442006-06-14

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[quote=KinKyJ]Ye well, if you live in Antwerp...[/quote]Now that's funny. :roflmao:

#674028Post 20 of 442006-07-18

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One day little 7 year old Johnny approaches his mother and asks, "mommy I know you are Jewish and dad is black, so am I more black or more Jewish?"

Johnny's mother looks at him in shock and says, my "Johnny where in the world did that come from.

Go ask your father and see what he says." So little Johnny waits until his father gets home from work and says, "daddy am I more black or am I more Jewish?"

Johnny's father looks at him surprised and asks "why would you ask something like that son?"

Johnny looks up at his father and says, "well daddy Bobby down the street is looking to sell his bike for 20 dollars.

I'm just wondering whether I should Jew him down to 15 or wait until it's dark and steal the fucken thing..."

#674031Post 21 of 442006-07-18

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balanced joke :D

#674052Post 22 of 442006-07-18

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[quote=shosh]One day little 7 year old Johnny approaches his mother and asks, "mommy I know you are Jewish and dad is black, so am I more black or more Jewish?"

Johnny's mother looks at him in shock and says, my "Johnny where in the world did that come from.

Go ask your father and see what he says." So little Johnny waits until his father gets home from work and says, "daddy am I more black or am I more Jewish?"

Johnny's father looks at him surprised and asks "why would you ask something like that son?"

Johnny looks up at his father and says, "well daddy Bobby down the street is looking to sell his bike for 20 dollars.

I'm just wondering whether I should Jew him down to 15 or wait until it's dark and steal the fucken thing..."[/quote]

I was expecting some sort of cock size related punch line...:D

#674074Post 23 of 442006-07-18

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^ always thinking of cocks...

#674169Post 24 of 442006-07-18

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mmmmm, chicken.

#674178Post 25 of 442006-07-18

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now i'm hungry.

#674198Post 26 of 442006-07-18

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There's a mexican and a black in the car... who's driving?

The cop. :p

#674234Post 27 of 442006-07-18

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[QUOTE=KinKyJ]Ye well, if you live in Antwerp, it is funny (Albanian Maffia vs Moroccan immigrant scum)[/QUOTE]

that's odd, everywhere else it's the Albanians that are the "scum"

#674240Post 28 of 442006-07-18

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[quote=Hos]that's odd, everywhere else it's the Albanians that are the "scum"[/quote]

really?

#674285Post 29 of 442006-07-18

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[quote=Hos]that's odd, everywhere else it's the Albanians that are the "scum"[/quote]Hahahaha, yeah I understand where that comes from.

I ran into a US soldier once when I was visiting my girlfriend in Macedonia and we started talking about the Albanians. At a certain point he says: "Everybody fears the black man (note: he was black himself) whereas the black man fears nobody... except for the Albanians." :lol:

True, Albos in general aren't the people who you want to piss off in the first place. Plus, the ones you run into abroad (meaning outside of the Balkan) are (also in general) the worst of them all. Add the fact that they always stick together and that they tend to organise themselves to the equasion and you know why the Italian mob isn't running the crime scene in New York anymore and why Berlusconi's right hand was an Albanian.

But once you get to know them, they're quite nice you know? ;)

#674396Post 30 of 442006-07-19

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And don't forget that they smell like smoldering banana peels and old, sweaty socks. Why is that?

#674473Post 31 of 442006-07-19

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[quote=beanzncheez]And don't forget that they smell like smoldering banana peels and old, sweaty socks. Why is that?[/quote]because you can only afford them low budget whores?

#674558Post 32 of 442006-07-19

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Q:What do you call a woman with one leg?

A:Eileen.

Q:What do you call an asian woman with one leg?

A: Irene.

#674561Post 33 of 442006-07-19

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^^^ Q: Why did god give women legs?

A: To prevent them from leaving snail trails.

#674562Post 34 of 442006-07-19

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Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

"Joke, Joke, Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke."

#674798Post 35 of 442006-07-19

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What do you call a dead blonde found in the closet?

Last years hide and go seek winner.

#674863Post 36 of 442006-07-19

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[quote=zeronineteen]What do you call a dead blonde found in the closet?

Last years hide and go seek winner.[/quote]

LMAO, hahaha..That's good. I'll try to remember that one

#674967Post 37 of 442006-07-20

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So this woman goes into the grocery store, and buys a loaf of bread, a half gallon of milk, and some tomatoes. On her way out, a man stops her and says, "Oh, you must be single."

"Well, yes. But how could you tell?"

"Because you're fucking ugly."

#675016Post 38 of 442006-07-20

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What do you call an itelligent blonde ?

A Golden Retriever

#675018Post 39 of 442006-07-20

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Q: what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair black?

A: A.I.

#675140Post 40 of 442006-07-20

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what do [B]I[/B] call a dead blonde in the closet?

Lunch!

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