from Lancashire.... I was helping a friend put in some tele's for world cup and I'll be damned if I could understand one fooking thing she had to say........ and I was sober.... and so was she.... and she'll be there all weekend.... and now she knows who I am.... :what

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if she is hot, just smile and nod and tell her you race motorbikes

if not, find a new pub

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^^ there [U][I][B]is[/B][/I][/U] no other pub..... oy.... i'll try the smiling/nodding/race motorbikes thing....

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Weren't you just in a quagmire about buying your gf a watch? Why are you trying to bag other chicks?

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lancs girls are sluts and they drink for britain.

u might be on to a winner there.....

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[quote=skahound]Weren't you just in a quagmire about buying your gf a watch? Why are you trying to bag other chicks?[/quote]

lol... i'm not trying to "bag" other chicks..... and i did buy my fiancee' a watch thank you very much ;).

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[quote=geoffgulley]lol... i'm not trying to "bag" other chicks..... and i did buy my fiancee' a watch thank you very much ;).[/quote] Oh right, when I read the post yesterday, I couldn't figure out what the problem is...

Well Geoff, think of the pub slut when your banging your financee... I mean fiancee. That way everybody is happy :D

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[quote=geoffgulley]lol... i'm not trying to "bag" other chicks..... and i did buy my fiancee' a watch thank you very much ;).[/quote]

play the gay card then :WinkNSmi:

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tell her ur red1 from scotland, she'll drop u like a fly then u can have a pint in peace :D

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[quote=red1]tell her ur red1 from scotland, she'll drop u like a fly then u can have a pint in peace :D[/quote]

Figures...

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lmao

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Clear case of saluting the fag imo :mrgreen:

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drop your pants in front of her. If she laughs at you, you have nothing to worry about

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[quote=speciale]drop your pants in front of her. If she laughs at you, you have nothing to worry about[/quote]Always take the speciale/ist's advice :lol:

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[quote=geoffgulley]lol... i'm not trying to "bag" other chicks..... and i did buy my fiancee' a watch thank you very much ;).[/quote]

so whats the point of the thread????

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Is she a footie fan? If so find out which team she supports if its Man Utd tell her you're a Liverpool fan...they hate each other so that should put her off pretty quick:D

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[quote=remoh]so whats the point of the thread????[/quote]

You should know by now i never have a point to anything.....

[quote=GorseyBoy]Is she a footie fan?[/quote]

She's likes Everton for some unknown reason.... Maybe she's a fan of drunken duncan (who's been released I do believe)

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^ he met a girl..................

and she spoke to him................

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bad situation to be in but just tell her to leave you alone.

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[quote=Dhar_2]^ he met a girl..................

and she spoke to him................[/quote]

:lol:

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:sarcasm:

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This is how stalking starts - best say you're from Yorkshire, that way she'll know that there's no chance of her getting a drink out of you and she go looking for the next schmuk.

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they guys excited about a girl, leave him alone. Anyone on this board should be encouraged to interact in non-computer ways with people.

I met a girl on Saturday that I knew from years ago and always fucking loved... and .. well I got her numba - how do you like them apples!

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[quote=groffhibbitz]they guys excited about a girl, leave him alone. Anyone on this board should be encouraged to interact in non-computer ways with people[/quote]

No no no.... I'm not excited about this girl :what. I wasn't looking for a date I was just helping put in tele's when this annoying woman started a conversation. I was just saying I can't understand a friggin thing she says, she talks (mumbles) constantly and she hangs in my favorite pub where I want to watch World Cup in peace with my mates..... Anyway, she got so tossed on Saturday she's banned from the pub for world cup. (puked on the owner...not kidding).

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[quote=simonr]This is how stalking starts - best say you're from Yorkshire, that way she'll know that there's no chance of her getting a drink out of you and she go looking for the next schmuk.[/quote]

the only guy i know from yorkshire wouldnt stop buying drinks in miami. 10am at pawnshop jack&cokes for breakfast with a lil dabble of the ole ping pong tiddly aka molly.

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so... did you hit it? :Naughty:

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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[quote=Jibgolly]jack&cokes for breakfast with a lil dabble of the ole ping pong tiddly aka molly.[/quote]

^^ Her (Lancanshire girl) x 1000........