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Caption Thread

21 durable postsStarted 2006-06-06Latest 2006-06-06
#29097Post 1 of 21

[IMG]http://chicago.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/01/wtf.jpg[/IMG]

#649910Post 2 of 21

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"look straight at me. dude! that looks like cancer, not a pimple"

#649911Post 3 of 21

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"Come on buddy, turn that frown upside down. Now listen, I know my second term will end soon but you have my brother Jeb to look forward to and he'll stay the course".

#649912Post 4 of 21

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"Who's my cute little communist? You are!"

"Does this thing screw off?"

"Wow, so soft, what kind of moisturizer do you use?"

#649913Post 5 of 21

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"normally i apply my clown make up here. this is where the red cheeks are meant to go. the other red cheeks are OUR little secret!!"

#649923Post 6 of 21

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"Get to the choppa!"

#649930Post 7 of 21

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"Listen to me! I'm sorry! I really am! I should have never played around with dick. Believe me!"

#649933Post 8 of 21

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"hmm...this worked in star trek."

#649934Post 9 of 21

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[quote=asdf_admin]"look straight at me. dude! that looks like cancer, not a pimple"[/quote]

it's like a white discoloration...

(seinfeld reference)

#649937Post 10 of 21

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Someone please get this retard off and out of my face

#649941Post 11 of 21

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Can you feel the power of the Lord coming through me to you? You are HEALED!!!!

#649945Post 12 of 21

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^^^now tell me whehere my coke is you piece of muthafuggin shitface

#649948Post 13 of 21

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Tell me the truth fatty, are there any WMDs in that second or third chin o' yours?

#649962Post 14 of 21

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yeah, your starting to blow up, someone get him some OJ and vicks

#649968Post 15 of 21

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I Told Ya To Drop The Jaw

#649970Post 16 of 21

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"you had me at privet"

"your pores are like Iraqi spider holes"

jqp

#649997Post 17 of 21

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"Mom? Is that you??"

#650010Post 18 of 21

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you are getting sleepy, sleepy

#650013Post 19 of 21

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""""these god damn liberals are holding up our world domination. DONT YOU GET IT??!!!?!?!?!?!?!""

#650014Post 20 of 21

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[quote=Kamal][URL="http://chicago.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/01/wtf.jpg"][IMG]http://chicago.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/01/wtf.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/quote]

"Now come here and give me a big kiss"

#650023Post 21 of 21

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^^ No way.
It should've been something like "Ooooh coochie coochie coo coo look at you! Aren't you a big boy?! Oh yes you are! Yessie yessie yes you arey warey a big, big boyeee! Oh look at them cheeks! They're soooo CUUUUUUUUUTE! I'm gonna squeeze 'em like a pair of big ol' grapes. Let's bring out the color in 'em. Oh yes! Oh yes we are! We are we are we are!"

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