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urinal etiquette

19 durable postsStarted 2006-05-10Latest 2006-05-10

#27749Post 1 of 192006-05-10

discuss

#628288Post 2 of 192006-05-10

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spam

#628317Post 3 of 192006-05-10

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What the hell... do both!!! That way everone is happy!!

#628319Post 4 of 192006-05-10

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I usually opted for the sink or the drainage hole located near someone wearing light colored pants

#628356Post 5 of 192006-05-10

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I had a t-shirt in college that had a cartoon of a guy eating a urinal cake while reading a sign on the wall that said, "Please do not eat the Large White Mints"

#628385Post 6 of 192006-05-10

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I piss in the water. I feel like that is the minority.

#628391Post 7 of 192006-05-10

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i perfer pissing outside

#628457Post 8 of 192006-05-10

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a bit of both, but mainly water.

whats with the odd poll???

#628465Post 9 of 192006-05-10

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whats a urinal? :lol:

Its a bit of both. Also, how drunk are you when pissing. Makes a difference IMO

#628475Post 10 of 192006-05-10

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i piss on the bowl....i guess it due to paranoi of becoming like my dad who usually wakes up around 4 AM in the morning and has a piss that resembles the noise of a rhino pissing and during/right after it always lets out the loudest of farts...like fucking clockwork

#628489Post 11 of 192006-05-10

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[URL="http://www.mercurypissingintheurinal.com"]www.mercurypissingintheurinal.com[/URL] imo

#628515Post 12 of 192006-05-10

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piss in the sink

#628530Post 13 of 192006-05-10

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my johnson is already snaked half way down the toilet as it is, so i need a "pissing underwater" option.

#631347Post 14 of 192006-05-10

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round & round or back & forth. i never really thought about recalling the habits.

#631368Post 15 of 192006-05-10

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depends on the urinal. I piss wherever is least likely to result in urine splashing back at me, which is usually the water.

#631370Post 16 of 192006-05-10

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i just pee on the floor. and on the bar in the corner, and the bushes, and in people's cars when they leave the top down. and side of buildings, on a train, leaning out my car door, the hippie's beer and more.

#631372Post 17 of 192006-05-10

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it all depends on the situation. If im over someones house for the first time or something like that and i use their bathroom ill piss on the porcelin as to not make any noise, i just personally think its a bit rude to make that loud pissing sound in someones home. it just isnt neccesary.

#631388Post 18 of 192006-05-10

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neither....... depends undergarments for me as I'm exceptionally lazy.

<--------- that's the look of lazy.

#631393Post 19 of 192006-05-10

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if i could have the lazyboy with the toilet and fridge i would only have to get up to open the door when my pot dealer did a drop