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18 durable postsStarted 2006-03-29Latest 2006-03-30

#25987Post 1 of 182006-03-29

If olive oil is made from squished olives, what is baby oil made from? :what

#598551Post 2 of 182006-03-29

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Hmmm....

How do blind people know when they are done wiping their ass?

#598555Post 3 of 182006-03-29

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Maybe this thread should be renamed 'Deep thoughts'

#598556Post 4 of 182006-03-29

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Why do you drive on parkways and park on driveways?

#598559Post 5 of 182006-03-29

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why do you shoot up herion when you actully shoot in heroin

#598561Post 6 of 182006-03-29

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[QUOTE=shosh]Hmmm....

How do blind people know when they are done wiping their ass?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20830[/url]

Were you not satisfied last time we discussed this?

#598564Post 7 of 182006-03-29

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What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.

#598565Post 8 of 182006-03-29

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The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

#598566Post 9 of 182006-03-29

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[QUOTE=toasty][url]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20830[/url]

Were you not satisfied last time we discussed this?[/QUOTE]

i never received a clear answer and i havent seen a blind person i can ask... :(

#598581Post 10 of 182006-03-29

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How do deaf people know there is someone at their door?

#598593Post 11 of 182006-03-30

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[QUOTE=DancingQueen]How do deaf people know there is someone at their door?[/QUOTE]

they've got these doorbells that are hooked into the electrics of the house. anyone who presses it and the whole house flashes on and off.

then they know there's someone at the door. but they wont know who til they ask.

#598599Post 12 of 182006-03-30

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:lol:

#598602Post 13 of 182006-03-30

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reefer to avatar

#598611Post 14 of 182006-03-30

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canola oil is made from rapeseeds

#598615Post 15 of 182006-03-30

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[quote=groffhibbitz]canola oil is made from rapeseeds[/quote]

RAPEOIL! :shock:

#598620Post 16 of 182006-03-30

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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

#598621Post 17 of 182006-03-30

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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

#599115Post 18 of 182006-03-30

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[quote=Nikos V]Maybe this thread should be renamed 'Deep thoughts'[/quote]

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.