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chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

14 durable postsStarted 2006-03-23Latest 2006-04-14
#25723Post 1 of 14

[URL="http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1792.html?74303028"]this is funny shit.[/URL]

#592505Post 2 of 14

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haha

now if only they could get vin diesel to read facts about vin diesel, life would be good

#592511Post 3 of 14

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that was funny to see him read.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries

#592551Post 4 of 14

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They wanted to chisle Chuck Norris's face onto Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasnt hard enough for his beard....haha

#592555Post 5 of 14

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That's some funny ass shit!!

#592605Post 6 of 14

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

#592613Post 7 of 14

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[i]There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.[/i]

what a bad ass.

#592766Post 8 of 14

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[quote=horsack]haha

now if only they could get vin diesel to read facts about vin diesel, life would be good[/quote]

Vind Diesel can't read :roll:

#602317Post 9 of 14

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saw this one today:

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

#602351Post 10 of 14

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gosh, chuck's everywhere, was funny, now is boring imho :]

#602366Post 11 of 14

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[quote=TomTom]saw this one today:

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."[/quote]

LOL that shit is funny

#609627Post 12 of 14

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now there are over 400 chuck norris facts. [URL="http://www.sandstorming.com/2005/09/random-facts-about-chuck-norris/"][link][/URL]

#609634Post 13 of 14

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Chuck Norris once ejaculated solid gold into a river in India, bringing profit to the local villagers and causing him to be worshiped as a God.

#609658Post 14 of 14

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I was actually wondering if he ever read any of these.

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