Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams

" It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers

" Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips

" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde

" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns

:mrgreen:

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampeled.

-Unknown

Unknown female MP - 'Sir, if you were my husband i would put poison in your tea'

Winston Churchill - 'madam, if you were my wife i would drink it'

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams

"lick it" Briana Banks.

"Stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you"

Wendell Corey to Walter Huston in some old Anthony Mann Western.

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Heheheheee this is an Exellent topics!!!I thinK this laugh!! :WinkNSmi:

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Heheheheee this is an Exellent topics!!!I thinK this laugh!!

 - Pataky Pal

and

"I hate you you bastard but I love your cock!"

       - Christy Canyon

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[quote=LV-8]Heheheheee this is an Exellent topics!!!I thinK this laugh!!

 - Pataky Pal

[/quote]

i always did like that one :Bingo:

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[quote=LV-8]Heheheheee this is an Exellent topics!!!I thinK this laugh!!

 - Pataky Pal

and

"I hate you you bastard but I love your cock!"

       - Christy Canyon[/quote]

Was that in a movie she made or in an interview?

"I havent been fucked like that since grade school"

-marla singer

[quote=Jibgolly]"I havent been fucked like that since grade school"

-marla singer[/quote]

Now that quote is what we call back home as "Gangsta" :RockOn:

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[quote=fumanchu182][quote=LV-8]Heheheheee this is an Exellent topics!!!I thinK this laugh!!

 - Pataky Pal

and

"I hate you you bastard but I love your cock!"

       - Christy Canyon[/quote]

Was that in a movie she made or in an interview?[/quote]

It was an old ass movie from 1989. :Naughty:

[quote=Jibgolly]"I havent been fucked like that since grade school"

-marla singer[/quote]

the original line that they decided to replace with that was

"i wanna have your abortion" :shock:

whats amazinger is that i've never heard anyone use this sample in a track. :NotMe: btw, isnt that tidbit of a fact on the dvd extra disc :?:

^^^ yeah that might not have went over too well, lol

it certainly is :Bingo:

I am Jack's repository for useless information

[fumanchu182] in my youth i dropped, and i had mac donalds before, when i took a shit it was like i was in heaven :Who:

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That was in my youth! Not that I am old to begin with and yes it was heavenly!

:CandyPop:

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I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.

Leonardo Da Vinci

[quote=Hos][fumanchu182] in my youth i dropped, and i had mac donalds before, when i took a shit it was like i was in heaven :Who:[/quote]

:CrackUp: :CrackUp: :CrackUp: :CrackUp: :CrackUp:

"dude, you're so fuckin money and you dont even know it"

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" I hate to advocate drugs, sex, or violence, but they've always worked for me. " - Hunter S. Thompson

Some Thoughts on Sex...

[FONT='Courier New']"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']night."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Rodney Dangerfield[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Lynn Lavner[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Sharon Stone[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Tiger Woods[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Jack Nicholson[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']Genitals through his wallet."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Robin Williams[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Billy Crystal[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']Undressing in front of men than [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Robert De Niro[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']swelling. So what's the problem?"[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Dustin Hoffman[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']enough blood to run one at a time."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Robin Williams[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']whom."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Joan Rivers[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences [/FONT][FONT='Courier New']Money can buy."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Steve Martin[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-..aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Elmo Phillips[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']Oscar Wilde[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']married."[/FONT] [FONT='Courier New']George Burns[/FONT]

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thats fuckin hilarious :lol:

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hey, i din't go and dig this thread of 2004, why is my post in it???

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spelled "repost"

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0800 on the pool deck at the hotel in miami 2 yrs ago. 3rd day no sleep... jibgolly: "I'd fuck a dead cat right now"

priceless.

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[quote=Kamal;404549]spelled "repost"[/quote]

So i'm supposed to know by heart the post back to 2004? I'll start working on it now then

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man_who_wasn't_there: are those your tits?

me: yeah :mrgreen:

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" Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin :)

and....who wouldn't fuck a dead cat? :)

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strenth comes not from physical capacity, but from an indominable will--ghandi

and the single most important lines from the history of this country, post independence. [quote]Now, therefore, I, ABRAHAM LINCOLN, President of the United States, in virtue of the power in me vested by the Constitution and the laws, have thought fit to call forth, and hereby do call forth, the Militia of the several States of the Union, to the aggregate number of 75,000, in order to suppress said combinations, and to cause the laws to be duly executed. The details for this object will be immediately communicated to the State authorities through the War Department.

I appeal to all loyal citizens to favor, facilitate, and aid this effort to maintain the honor, the integrity, and the existence of our National Union and the perpetuity of popular government, and to redress wrongs already long enough endured.

I deem it proper to say that the first service assigned to the force hereby called forth will probably be to repossess the forts, places, and property which have been seized from the Union, and, in every event, the utmost care will be observed, consistently with the objects aforesaid, to avoid any devastation, any destruction of, or interference with property, or any disturbance of peaceful citizens in any part of the country; and I hereby command the persons composing the combinations aforesaid to disperse and retire peaceably to their respective abodes within twenty days from this date.

Deeming that the present condition of public affairs presents an extraordinary occasion, I do, hereby, in virtue of the power in me vested by the Constitution, convene both Houses of Congress. The Senators and Representatives are therefore summoned to assemble at their respective chambers at twelve o'clock, noon, on Thursday, the fourth day of July next, then and there to consider and determine such measures as, in their wisdom, the public safety and interest may seem to demand.

In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand, and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed.

Done at the City of Washington, this fifteenth day of April, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-one, and of the independence of the United States the eighty-fifth.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

BY THE PRESIDENT.

WILLIAM H. SEWARD, Secretary of State. . WAR is declared

[/quote]

and the fight for freedom from slavery throughout this continent had begun. i have held this for a long time. it was the first step to true equality for all.

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"Do You Know Me Well Enough To Hate Me?" - Henry Rollins

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[quote=RiseandShine;404557]So i'm supposed to know by heart the post back to 2004? I'll start working on it now then[/quote]

of course, get with the program mate :p

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[FONT=Verdana]"The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done." [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]George W. Bush, Nov. 4, 2006 [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][/FONT] :roll:

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"women...are...dirty"

David Brent

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i will give factual evidence that god is real---unknown.

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I was going to use my sig, but someone already used it for me, so I'll use:

"no matter where you are or what you are ding, you will always be the unmovable, unshakable center of your universe" - M.C. Escher

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[FONT=&quot][/FONT]i always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin

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BUMP!

"You can hold yourself back from the sufferings of the world. This is something you are free to do, and it is in accord with human nature. But perhaps, it is precisely this holding back that is the only suffering that you might be able to avoid."

• Franz Kafka