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Paris Hilton has Herpes NSFW

66 durable postsStarted 2006-03-10Latest 2006-03-15
#584890Post 41 of 66

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That thing Paris is sporting there is more like a Rhinotoe man.

#584895Post 42 of 66

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Rhinonasty

#585078Post 43 of 66

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[quote=harry ramsden]ugh, another shaved clam.

when will women realise that [B]pubic hair[/B] is what seperates a woman from a girl?[/quote]

Nope that would be me :mrgreen:

#585102Post 44 of 66

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Seriously what is with that pose with her toes all pointed in...... looks retarded..... she's a skanky chick, wouldn't touch her with a ten foot barge pole...... sis!

#585217Post 45 of 66

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I bet all of you would hit if given the chance.

#585232Post 46 of 66

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^^^^ I don't know that ass problem she has freaks me out

#585243Post 47 of 66

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i'd eat her a$$ with a spoon

#585404Post 48 of 66

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i am petrified

#585421Post 49 of 66

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[QUOTE=funct division]i'd eat her a$$ with a spoon[/QUOTE]

spoontang?

ewe

#585542Post 50 of 66

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i'd hit it with a '03 Civic EX

#585614Post 51 of 66

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camel toe and pigeon toe in same shot...and for once she's not looking from the side.

cmon you guys would bang her...that is, as long as she wasn't infected...and that's doubtful

any way you look at it, she's a powerful woman...stupidity notwithstanding

#585693Post 52 of 66

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would be nice to have all of her money

#585841Post 53 of 66

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Yep, we all would nail her given the chance, she's just annoying as hell thats all - but you wouldnt say no if she offered to ride you like a pony

#585861Post 54 of 66

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[quote=GregWhelan]Yep, we all would nail her given the chance, she's just annoying as hell thats all - but you wouldnt say no if she offered to ride you like a pony[/quote] Speak for yourself Greg, I'd rather have my balls licked by thesightless than be in the same room with that dimwitted skank. I don't wanna know what other life forms use her as breeding ground :WTF:

@ thesightless: can you give me a call tonight honey?:ymca:

#585869Post 55 of 66

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jesuzz christ

#585883Post 56 of 66

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[quote=GregWhelan]Yep, we all would nail her given the chance, she's just annoying as hell thats all - but you wouldnt say no if she offered to ride you like a pony[/quote]

you couldn't be more correct

#585938Post 57 of 66

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^ yep i know, it would be some serious face in the pillow shit with her, I'd probably be growling 'ya like that huh?' :)

#586098Post 58 of 66

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not too mention, there is no one here would turn down a BJ from her:twisted:

#586102Post 59 of 66

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I most definitely would. Speak for yourself man, don't impose your non-existent limits on me...

#586112Post 60 of 66

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[quote=speciale]would be nice to have all of her money[/quote]

with 1/16 and less... will be very happy

#586151Post 61 of 66

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I wouldn't touch her with pickles' pecker!

#586154Post 62 of 66

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I wouldn't even touch her with my peter

#586157Post 63 of 66

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[quote=Yao]I most definitely would. Speak for yourself man, don't impose your non-existent limits on me...[/quote]

I´m with ya.

Dude, I´d probably say yes first, but as soon as she came down on me, I´d hit the top of her head with my fist, and when she got all like "what the fuck was that?", I´d hit her across the face with a wet towel, call her a stupid hoe and kick her tunnel-like ass out of the room.

#586181Post 64 of 66

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come on, she is the perfect one for a donkey punch:wanna fi:

#586185Post 65 of 66

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Like throwing a whale a tic-tac ....

#586193Post 66 of 66

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What a cameltoe!!:D

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