[url]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html[/url]
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[ms] · Est. May 2002
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33 durable postsStarted 2006-02-20Latest 2006-02-22
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Damn how did he consolidate his to only 4 pages????
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:OhMy:
I'm reading this and I don't know whether to laugh or be scared
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[QUOTE=DJJEFFJONES]Damn how did he consolidate his to only 4 pages????[/QUOTE] :ROFLMAO: [b][/b]
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Not too much to ask imo.
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Wish i would have thought about this BEFORE i got married!
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It's ok, save it for your mistress.
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yeah. the chick was married to him... she should've expected it.
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The fact that she read this prior to marrying him, and still married him...says it all really.
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lol....wow is right [IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/images/icons/icon9.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/images/icons/icon9.gif[/IMG]
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apparently there's more to the story. she tried making him sign a husband contract:
"You will shut the fuck up and do what I say, when I say it, how I say it. Bitch."
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[QUOTE=picklemonkey] "You will shut the fuck up and do what I say, when I say it, how I say it. Bitch."[/QUOTE] Are you sure you've never been married? :what
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someone has some issues.
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Maybe he should invest in a blow up doll, they're very submissive and don't talk back.
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:Asshole:
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I'd pull a geoffgulley and kick his ass. :p
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Hectic!!! Damn if I laid that on the table for the wifey to sign....
shudders at the thought
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[quote=Jenks]Wish i would have thought about this BEFORE i got married![/quote] :Middlefi:HAHA, missed your chance, love!
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i hope this girl was not pretty
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[quote=STLChristy]:Middlefi:HAHA, missed your chance, love![/quote]
[B]-10 [/B]GBD for you.
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.... what a fuckwit.
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Why don't you just beat him up Geoff?
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At the start it seems like a joke, but it's obviously not, since he put so much effort into it. What a weird mind that guy must have...
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[quote=Jenks]Why don't you just beat him up Geoff?[/quote]
i have no chance of living this down anytime soon do i?
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:lol:
not a chance Geoff, we're just getting warmed up.
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Is this available for general use? I like his style. :Bingo: :Naughty:
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he covered every major cause of divorce in 4 pages, while if in the future she said no, she was in breach of contract and he doesnt have to pay half.
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obvious sick, but goddamn he is smart , a divorce attorney's worst nightmare.
whoops.
but then again, he is a sick fuck.
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LMAO the icons within the headlines. so nice. like gacy all over.
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she didn't sign it
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whoops.
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[IMG]http://ninjapants.org/files/The%20Good%20Wife%20Guide.jpg[/IMG]
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why'd he marry her if she didn't sign it?
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rofl at the sliding scale for sexual acts...then again unexpected anal gets the highest reward so he does have his priorities straight