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I AM AN IDIOT

41 durable postsStarted 2004-07-29Latest 2004-07-30
#2384Post 1 of 41

Oh, yes I am. :RockOn:

Yesterday, my avatar (beagle bitch called Nera) found my stash of brownies while I was at work and ate a couple. Since the brownies were quite strong (made out of skunk and an experienced pot smoker fainted after eating 1 (Nera had 2-3)), she almost died, or at least it seemed she was going to. The problem was, my mother found her and took her to the vet. I arrived to the vet's office some time later, and since mom was still there, I couldn't tell the vet exactly what happened.

I came to visit Nera an hour later and explained everything to the vet and they let her go home with me. So, after 30 hours (and night) of terrible psychosis (I have never seen anybody/or anything that stoned) she can finally walk again and she is starting to behave normally.

I consider myself a true IDIOT for letting this happen and I hope this has certainly been a very valuable lesson for the both of us (ME and Nera). Fortunately everything ended well, and now things are getting back to normal (except I decided, that from now on I am not keeping any psycho-active substynces in my flat :wink: ).

Any similar experiences?

#226806Post 2 of 41

next time use a sealable container and dont leave them sitting at the table on a plate. poor poochie.

#226809Post 3 of 41

i let my roommate take too many gravity hits the other night.. poor kid didnt know what hit him

thats about the closest ive come :lol:

#226810Post 4 of 41

(glad your dog is okay though)

i would have hit "edit" but quick reply is much easier :P

#226813Post 5 of 41

nerd

#226814Post 6 of 41

dork

#226816Post 7 of 41

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double post whore! :Barf:

#226817Post 8 of 41

Glad your dog is okay!

On a similar topic. I lived on the beach a few years back, and my cat used to go out all the time, along with one of my housemates cat. My idiot, slut, alcoholic neighbour moved and she also had a cat. Well, she couldnt find him when she packed up and moved (shit, I would have left her too), so what this mental giant did, was, left some food outside in a dish, with VALIUM in it so the cat would eat it and fall asleep so she could come pick it up. I wanted to slap the shit out of her. I know this because when she came back to check, I asked what the bowl of food was out for and she told me. I coldnt believe how fucking stupid someone could be.

#226818Post 9 of 41

[quote=Jibgolly]next time use a sealable container and dont leave them sitting at the table on a plate. poor poochie.[/quote]

The thing is, I still don't know how she got to them. I kept them behind and under my desk (a really tiny spot) and she must have tried real hard to get them (not knowing the fate that was waiting for her). But yeah, probably a sealed container would be best... Or like I said, no substances at all and then she can't eat any, no matter how hard she tries.

But while I was "googling" for cannabis effects on dogs, I found that a lot of similar things happen in the States and Canada, only that a lot of those "people" are doing it deliberately. Really sad... :Down:

#226819Post 10 of 41

i've put my cat through some experiences, but no brownies.... he hates it at first, but then finds it very fun i think. he attacks imaginary flying objects on the walls. :lol:

i quit doing that though... it just seemed like being trapped in an apartment all his life, he might enjoy getting fucked up and go on a "trip".

btw, you know for some dogs chocolate is like poison. that could have had something to do with it too.

#226820Post 11 of 41

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Fortunatelly it was not Datura!! ..things sometimes can be much worst than we could ever imagine !! :shock:

#226821Post 12 of 41

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[quote=Villu]Fortunatelly it was not Datura!! ..things sometimes can be much worst than we could ever imagine !! :shock:[/quote]

A friend of mine had some. And she could tell a lot of funny stories afterwards. She was having dinner with her family and all of a sudden she started telling her mom to take her to the doctor, because she can't see a thing. Luckily her cousin was also present, and she calmed her down a bit. :mrgreen:

I'd like to try Datura some day, though, although it should be in a pleasant and friendly environment. :wink:

#226826Post 13 of 41

[quote=unome]Glad your dog is okay!

On a similar topic. I lived on the beach a few years back, and my cat used to go out all the time, along with one of my housemates cat. My idiot, slut, alcoholic neighbour moved and she also had a cat. Well, she couldnt find him when she packed up and moved (shit, I would have left her too), so what this mental giant did, was, left some food outside in a dish, with VALIUM in it so the cat would eat it and fall asleep so she could come pick it up. I wanted to slap the shit out of her. I know this because when she came back to check, I asked what the bowl of food was out for and she told me. I coldnt believe how fucking stupid someone could be.[/quote]

this bitch sounds like she's at the same functioning brain level as the girl i dated in orlando before moving. ignorant alabama'n alcoholic.

#226829Post 14 of 41

Poor doggie...glad she's ok now.

My brother use to try to get his doberman high and I use to try to beat the shit out of my brother :roll:. I just thought it was cruel and stupid.

#226834Post 15 of 41

[quote=Garrick] btw, you know for some dogs chocolate is like poison. that could have had something to do with it too.[/quote]

Yup, I've read on the internet (while searching for help), that if dog eats brownies it's like a double intoxication, as sugar in large quantities kills their brain cells.

Oh, and thanx for all support guys... :Bingo: :D

#226843Post 16 of 41

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WHILST AT SCHOOL i woke one morning to find our chinchilla licking K off a table in our pad..... the little thing would never be caught again, roaming free in the house forever :FuckOff:

#226853Post 17 of 41

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[quote=thesightless]WHILST AT SCHOOL i woke one morning to find our chinchilla licking K off a table in our pad..... the little thing would never be caught again, roaming free in the house forever :FuckOff:[/quote] I would think that would have slowed the little bugger down. hehe

[quote=peloquin]dork[/quote]cheeseball :LoveYou:

#226894Post 18 of 41

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ohh yesss Great topics,but i'm an idiot!!!!! :WinkNSmi: already..

#226897Post 19 of 41

no arguments here :wink:

#226915Post 20 of 41

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[quote=Pataky P?l]ohh yesss Great topics,but i'm an idiot!!!!! :WinkNSmi: already..[/quote]

:CrackUp:

#226961Post 21 of 41

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[quote=Pataky P?l]ohh yesss Great topics,but i'm an idiot!!!!! :WinkNSmi: already..[/quote]

Nuff said!

I used to have an alsation dog called Purdy. One christmas her back legs gave way wich is common in older german sheperd dogs. it was only in the morning when we got up we realised she had gone round and drunk all the alcohol left in the bottom of every ones glasses. The poor dog was drunk as a skunk. :lol: I laugh now but back then it was a bit worrying.

#226967Post 22 of 41

i hear that if you are frying on acid and you touch a cat or dog, they start frying too.... is that true.

purely out of interest. :?

#226968Post 23 of 41

ironic question ^

dont know.

#226970Post 24 of 41

^^ ironic indeed

#226971Post 25 of 41

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I heard its true...

:HolyShit:

#226973Post 26 of 41

why is that an ironic question? :D

#226974Post 27 of 41

[quote=peloquin]why is that an ironic question? :D[/quote]

Keep ya nose out of business that doesn`t include ya ya post whore.

#226977Post 28 of 41

you have more posts than i do :ChatterB: :BSPost: :Blush:

and how doesnt my question being deemed ironic not include me :? :Wacko:

#226981Post 29 of 41

What, brain cells.. ya fucking kidding aint ya

#226984Post 30 of 41

Just make sure none of your charlie gets in their eyes :wink:

#226995Post 31 of 41

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Glad to hear your pooch is ok...I will tell you....my little dog named Foxy, a 9 lb pomeranian loves weed. I will be jonesing for days and will come home to find his little ass high as a kite. He locks up with rigomortis and looks pathetic...I think he has his own stash. He absofuckinglutely loves the shit. He will be completely out of it for a day or so but then snaps out of it and begs for more. He gets pissed when someone tries to give him a charge. He wants the actual shit so he can eat it. If you don't give him the roach, he will get all pissed off and disassociate himself from you for days. It is the funniest thing you have ever seen. I have some pictures I would share but you know these animal rights activists, I don't wanna go to jail. No one forces the dog he simply must have it. It is too fucking funny

#227002Post 32 of 41

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[quote=thesightless]WHILST AT SCHOOL i woke one morning to find our chinchilla licking K off a table in our pad..... the little thing would never be caught again, roaming free in the house forever :FuckOff:[/quote]

You've got to be fecking kidding dude.... :D :D :D :D

I can't stop laughing.

#227008Post 33 of 41

[quote=peloquin]i let my roommate take too many gravity hits the other night.. poor kid didnt know what hit him

thats about the closest ive come :lol:[/quote]

whats a gravity hit?

#227015Post 34 of 41

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haha no argument here.. at least your pooch came through it.

#227057Post 35 of 41

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damn i hate it when that happens, my friends dog grub on there sac.....he was trashed

#227076Post 36 of 41

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[quote=Pataky P?l]ohh yesss Great topics,but i'm an idiot!!!!! :WinkNSmi: already..[/quote][img]http://www.home.no/nekholm/pics/funny/forumpics/bushthinks.jpg[/img]

#227115Post 37 of 41

^^^^ Bush THINKS.... :CrackUp: :CrackUp: :CrackUp:

Yeah, right. :WinkNSmi:

Well, my doggie never really "minded" passive smoking, but the shit he was doing after those brownies just scared the shit out of me.

And today he is already at the seaside with my mum and he is starting to bark and wig his tail again... :D :D :D

#227166Post 38 of 41

About a year ago my mom told me that one of my parent's dogs found my stepdad's stash, and ate a little over an ounce of his weed. My mom said she woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of the dog lapping up water from the toilet in their bathroom, and that she wouldn't quit drinking for at least 5 minutes. She had no clue what was goign on, so she went back to bed. When everyone woke the next morning the dog was still passed out cold, and nobody could understand how the half boxer/half pitt wasn't going crazy by noon. Eventually my mom understood the cottonmouth-driven drinking when she heard my stepdad start screaming at the dog when he found a chewed up, empty stash baggie. :ROFLMAO: I love it.

#227197Post 39 of 41

[quote=Slim][quote=peloquin]i let my roommate take too many gravity hits the other night.. poor kid didnt know what hit him

thats about the closest ive come :lol:[/quote]

whats a gravity hit?[/quote]

its a method of smoking marijuana that FUCKS YOU UP :WinkNSmi:

i suggest googling it, as i can be bothered to explain :mrgreen:

#227204Post 40 of 41

^^^ why look it up if you CAN be bothered to explain, lol

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