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Jesus in a pancake!! You have to be kidding me!

27 durable postsStarted 2006-02-09Latest 2006-02-10
#23810Post 1 of 27

Well some idiot made a pancake and he sees jesus in it.. it has been up on ebay for 8 hours and is already at $14,999!

[URL="http://cgi.ebay.com/Jesus-PanCake_W0QQitemZ6251847554QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem"]http://cgi.ebay.com/Jesus-PanCake_W0QQitemZ6251847554QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem[/URL]

[IMG]http://i13.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/2b/17/08_12.JPG[/IMG]

I DON'T SEE IT! I wonder if next time I shit maybe one will look like Jesus and some moron will buy it!

#561075Post 2 of 27

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I see it. but I wouldn't even pay 15 cents for that.

#561083Post 3 of 27

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lol......... i'm spitting up my drink. crap... come on Jeff, if you can find a vagina in a tree you can find jesus in something else....

#561087Post 4 of 27

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^^^^^^ :CrackUp:

#561094Post 5 of 27

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[quote=geoffgulley]lol......... i'm spitting up my drink. crap... come on Jeff, if you can find a vagina in a tree you can find jesus in something else....[/quote]

I have a tree fetish not a batter fetish! :lol:

I still can't see it! :roll:

#561095Post 6 of 27

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Looks like a mushroom cap to me.....might be able to find Jesus in there!!!

#561097Post 7 of 27

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HOLY CRAP! I see it now!!

Going to place my bid now!!!

#561098Post 8 of 27

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looks more like Captain Jack Sparrow to me

#561115Post 9 of 27

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Looks more like a Spaniard conquistador with that flimsy armor hood thing

[IMG]http://i7.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/2b/15/cd_12.JPG[/IMG]

#561136Post 10 of 27

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looks like a boob

#561138Post 11 of 27

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[QUOTE=BureOne]Looks more like a Spaniard conquistador with that flimsy armor hood thing

[IMG]http://i7.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/2b/15/cd_12.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Don't be silly. Of course it's Jesus. When the face of a man appears in an unexpected place, it's Jesus. When it's a woman, it's the Virgin Mary. That's how God communicates with us mortals.

Except, of course, for that one time that the image of Captain Morgan showed up on my friend's tree in her back yeard. That image was clearly Captain Morgan. The rest, though, are all Jesus or Mary.

See, isn't it easier now that you understand? :lol:

#561140Post 12 of 27

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ever seen the knights who guard the holy grail?..... hmmmm

#561141Post 13 of 27

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rotate it 90 degrees clockwise, and I see a wooden vagina. Rotate it 90 degrees counterclockwise and I see a latin ass.

It's all about what your point of view is, I guess....

#561147Post 14 of 27

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[quote=Yao]rotate it 90 degrees clockwise, and I see a wooden vagina. [/quote]

Where is the wooden vagina!!!!! :shock:

#561148Post 15 of 27

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Look at it REAL closely. In fact, press your face against the screen. Even if you don't spot it (but I did), you might leave a nasty green stain on your monitor. Which will make me laff :D

#561185Post 16 of 27

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the looks like a godawful pankcake, who the fuck made that one? Golden brown!!

#561244Post 17 of 27

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Are you sure thats not Colonel Sanders...

[IMG]http://static.flickr.com/10/12848609_aad950380d_m.jpg[/IMG]

#561249Post 18 of 27

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Heres a link to the divine pancake, looks like its only up to $670.00 almost seems worth it now.......almost [url]http://cgi.ebay.com/Jesus-PanCake_W0QQitemZ6251847554QQcategoryZ1447QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem[/url]

#561265Post 19 of 27

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without rivets or non stick style pans, this is simply impossible. pancakes come off the griddle plain as can be. no designs unless physically altered. on that note, my farts really smell bad today.

#561268Post 20 of 27

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when are they going to start selling Jesus and Mary waffle irons so that people can do this at home? seems like there's a huge demand for Christian pancakes. wait! I'm calling the patent office

#561269Post 21 of 27

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Hey look what I found...

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/Wertz/Grafix/Schiavo-Pancake.jpg[/IMG]

Any opening bids....?

#561274Post 22 of 27

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is that bill hicks?

opening bid $1,000

#561282Post 23 of 27

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[quote=Jibgolly]without rivets or non stick style pans, this is simply impossible. pancakes come off the griddle plain as can be. no designs unless physically altered. on that note, my farts really smell bad today.[/quote]

perhaps it was a potato pancake

#561283Post 24 of 27

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[quote=thomas]Hey look what I found...

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/Wertz/Grafix/Schiavo-Pancake.jpg[/IMG]

Any opening bids....?[/quote]

Paul McCartney??

#561290Post 25 of 27

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Jesus looks like a pancake? Hectic!!

#561294Post 26 of 27

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Jib.... if they make a Hello Kitty toaster I'm sure we can make one that burns Jesus on a piece of toast as well..... shit, I should have kept that to myself..... I'm telling you now, make something for a pet, golfer or a religious nut and you'll make millions....

#561399Post 27 of 27

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i'm going to start selling jib's farts in a bottle. bottom line price $500.

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