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[QUOTE=sakio pod]back in 97 some dude jumped out on purpose in front of my friend and killed himself, he had his window open and got sprayed with you know what

i pulled up 30mins later and it was horrible, he didn't come out of his house for a week

i can't imagine what that feels like to live with that[/QUOTE] :( crazy.

i can't even imagine.

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why it isn't there fault..

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i know it isn't their fault... but knowing that you killed someone? it'd fuck me up for a while, at least.

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[quote=DancingQueen]I dont think I would be able to drive again if I hit a human being :([/quote]

You get over it after the second one.

/tasteless joke

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:lol:

it's just like changing diapers. the first one is disgusting as hell... the more you change, the less of a deal it becomes.

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^^^ i thought you ate diapers??????:p

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no, I just pull them off

:Who:

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^^^^^^^^ is that before or after you sniff the bicycle seat????:p

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[URL="http://www.break.com/index/karmacarcrash.html"]http://www.break.com/index/karmacarcrash.html[/URL]

[LEFT][QUOTE] [LEFT]2/10/2006 - Bank robber crashes in the middle of a high speed chase. This is what the news copters wont show you during a car chase.[B][U] Miraculously we are told this guy somehow survived.[/U][/B][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]

There is no fucking way....[/LEFT]

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he survived?!

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thats what the comments say

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[quote=Kamal]thats what the comments say[/quote]

have u read some of those comments? not the brightest people on the planet! hehe

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i dont believe he survived

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uh........... no way.

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That would be amazing! I don't think I would have wanted to survive!!

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There is no way he survived...I find that really hard to believe

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wow. thats fucked.

here this one you can laugh at: [url]http://www.break.com/movies/losesbothskis.html[/url]

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:CrackUp: ^^ oops..... those ski's are toast.

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or this one:

[url]http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/afv/flash_video/AFHV_FatCoffeeTable[/url]

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[url]http://www.heavy.com/index.php?videoPath=/content/contagious/flash_video/yamila_mexico[/url]

imo

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I hit a black lab sitting in the middle of a dark road one night and didnt even have time to brake until after I hit it... which was for half a second whereupon I gunned it half a mile further to the police station and crying my eyes out and shuddering reported it... awful... fucking awful...

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[quote=palmer]or this one:

[URL="http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/afv/flash_video/AFHV_FatCoffeeTable"]http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/afv/flash_video/AFHV_FatCoffeeTable[/URL][/quote]

hahahahaha

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Nasty!! Wonder how the guy/gal who ran over him is feeling??

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^^ roadkill

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[quote=neoee]You get over it after the second one.

/tasteless joke[/quote]

Hee hee....

I hit a pedestrian once, lifted her right out her shoes. She rolled up my bonnet, cracked the windscreen, rolled off landed on the road - got up, picked up her shoes - ran to the side of the road and then collapsed.....

Wasn't funny at the time but she was ok, very bruised but ok....

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A bunch of us rented a party bus to go to a concert @ Deer Creek and we had a keg on the bus. We were all getting trashed and were stuck in traffic on a 2 lane highway. So my buddy and I get off the bus to take a piss. Instead of just pissing next to the bus he wanted to go across the street. We both proceeded to cross but he forgot to look both ways and got clipped by a Hyundai going about 50 MPH. It was the craziest thing I had ever seen! He was in the air for what seemed like forever. They had to delay the concert to life line him out of there and they shut down the Highway. It was f*cked up! He shattered both legs and one arm. Tore his face all up from hitting the windshield with his face!!! If you saw him today you would have no clue he was ever in that accident. Absolutely amazing.. People were running up to the scene and having huge prayer circles and everything it was wild!

If it would have been an SUV or something he would have been a goner!

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damn jeff. glad your friend survived. all that for a comfortable piss? :roll:

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Yea it was messed. His 2 younger brothers were on the bus and they thought he was dead. People were crying. Nuts!

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[URL="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/hispeedcarcrash75.wmv"]another nasty one[/URL]

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[quote=DJJEFFJONES]A bunch of us rented a party bus to go to a concert @ Deer Creek and we had a keg on the bus. We were all getting trashed and were stuck in traffic on a 2 lane highway. So my buddy and I get off the bus to take a piss. Instead of just pissing next to the bus he wanted to go across the street. We both proceeded to cross but he forgot to look both ways and got clipped by a Hyundai going about 50 MPH. It was the craziest thing I had ever seen! He was in the air for what seemed like forever. They had to delay the concert to life line him out of there and they shut down the Highway. It was f*cked up! He shattered both legs and one arm. Tore his face all up from hitting the windshield with his face!!! If you saw him today you would have no clue he was ever in that accident. Absolutely amazing.. People were running up to the scene and having huge prayer circles and everything it was wild!

If it would have been an SUV or something he would have been a goner![/quote]

wow dude, that's crazy, glad to hear herecovered

One morning while living in NYC I was running out the door late as hell for work. I was 99% set to just bolt straight out between cars and across the street since it was usually a pretty quiet street. For some unkonwn reason I stopped on a dime at the very last possible moment and not a nano-second later a taxi came blasting past at around 40mph. :shock: I would have been plastered had I not stopped. Better to show up late than not at all ;)

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[quote=shosh][URL="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/hispeedcarcrash75.wmv"]another nasty one[/URL][/quote]

I think his head got squished

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[quote=shosh][URL="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/hispeedcarcrash75.wmv"]another nasty one[/URL][/quote]

:shock: That guy was haulin ass. Crazy.

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^^if memory serves that dude lived...

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Here is a new one... Great way to start the week! :shock:

Not for the weak to watch! Race car hitting guy running down pit road... :shock: :shock:

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