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corona = butt piss

77 durable postsStarted 2004-07-28Latest 2004-07-30
#2357Post 1 of 77

so i drank about 11 corona's last night. didnt feel that drunk though. today my stomach feels like it wants to fall out of my sphincter. parts of it did already.

anyone else have problems drinking this brand of beer? ie: headaches, hangovers, uncontrollable dookie fits, etc, etc

#226269Post 2 of 77

Man who can`t take his beer = Lame :roll:

#226270Post 3 of 77

yeah usually I feel like my fucking organs are decomposing

#226271Post 4 of 77

got nothing to do with not handling the beer you old fossil. and everything to do with drinking someones former bath water.

#226272Post 5 of 77

at least they werent warm coronas...

thats real mexican piss for ya... :wink:

#226275Post 6 of 77

you're a little bitch. drink your expensive beer with your freshly cut limes and like it! :Alchy: :Alchy: :Alchy:

..... or stick to german beer.

#226276Post 7 of 77

[quote=Jibgolly]got nothing to do with not handling the beer you old fossil..[/quote]

:lol: Thanks

[quote=Jibgolly]and everything to do with drinking someones former bath water.[/quote]

I only drink the best and here she comes -->

[size=6][color=#ff0009][marq=left:3e2cb882df]Stella[/marq:3e2cb882df][/color][/size]

#226277Post 8 of 77

hahaha. stella is some quality bizzniss.

have to tell my woman to buy 'real' import beeer next time. cant drink any more of that fence hopper brew.

#226278Post 9 of 77

Re:: corona = butt piss

roger on the stella :RockOn:

#226284Post 10 of 77

i cant even stand the taste of corona, complete shit beer

stella does rock tho :twisted:

but i cant find it around here :Down:

#226298Post 11 of 77

Re:: corona = butt piss

Carlsberg :RightOn:

#226300Post 12 of 77

Stella! :lol:

did you know that is belg piss? ... honest.

#226304Post 13 of 77

i dont care, it still rules

hook me up dood, i know you can :lol:

#226310Post 14 of 77

lol. i was downtown yesterday and did not see it at traders no more. i must of bought it all. there are a few more shops, but i can never member the names of them. i only member them when i am a drunk tiger. i will keep my nose up and let you know when i smell some.

roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

#226311Post 15 of 77

Re:: corona = butt piss

Corona is some real high quality Mexican piss beer. Newcastle is the real shit. :RockOn:

#226313Post 16 of 77

newcastle induces nuclear shits. :evil: great beer though :Alchy

#226314Post 17 of 77

dun know bout you guys but i tend to get beer shits with most all brews i drink.

#226317Post 18 of 77

Re:: corona = butt piss

to get your cheese hard. that's me on the right. notice the non-dark skin. :lol:

[img]http://www.freewebs.com/stella-artois/Photos/Stella1.jpg[/img]

#226318Post 19 of 77

nice one 8)

and yes. please call me day or night if you find some :lol:

i spent my two weeks in england binging on stella and guiness.. and i can get that at chevron down the st :LoveYou:

#226321Post 20 of 77

... i lied. that's not me. I am dark white. That guy came out of an eggshell paint can.

surely i will call you asap. :wink:

#226328Post 21 of 77

:Cheerz:

#226330Post 22 of 77

Order of merit in the beers stakes

1- Stella 2- KronenBerg 3- Carlsberg Export

And yes i agree with Loacalizer, too much beer = frequent uncomfortable visits to the loo. Best to keep the toilet roll in the fridge for theses ocassions :wink:

#226333Post 23 of 77

add a vindaloo and you are in for a treat :shock:

#226335Post 24 of 77

i prefer some of these:

Dinkel Acker Sierra Nevada Pale Ale Becks & Becks Dark Becks Oktoberfest --> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

#226338Post 25 of 77

[quote=peloquin]add a vindaloo and you are in for a treat :shock:[/quote]

Throw in a few pints of Guinness hey presto.. the human rocket.

#226343Post 26 of 77

again :Cheerz:

i'm a big fan of rogue ales [url=http://www.rogue.com/]SITE HERE[/url]

a local brewery here. i especially like the Dead Guy Ale.

they give you a yard of ale on your birthday, i had a yard of DG and a few pints before hitting up a club. Toasted :lol:

#226345Post 27 of 77

Rogue is some seriously good shit. i enjoyed a few of these with a buddy a couple weeks ago. Yum Yum Yum.

#226372Post 28 of 77

it's all about the pilsner urquell, you kids will know one day.

#226379Post 29 of 77

[quote=Jibgolly]newcastle induces nuclear shits. :evil: great beer though :Alchy[/quote]

Your not fucking joking...

But if your really feel daring, drink the XXX Ballantine 40 oz, dare you to drink two and not have water for shit the next day!

#226385Post 30 of 77

are you allowed to drink? :P

#226387Post 31 of 77

[quote=asdf_admin]it's all about the pilsner urquell, you kids will know one day.[/quote]

that'll do. just head over after 5 :mrgreen: :lol:

#226390Post 32 of 77

[quote=asdf_admin]it's all about the pilsner urquell, you kids will know one day.[/quote]

:RockOn:

lmao @ jibby.... "fence hopper beer" :lol:

#226392Post 33 of 77

the man does have a way with words :P

#226394Post 34 of 77

You should drink Dos Equis in the green bottle, and chase the beer down with some El Patron tequila, have a coke, a smile, and STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#226399Post 35 of 77

corona fuckin sucks. smells and tastes like piss. mainly because of the clear bottle. light turns beer to piss. light makes beer produce the same chemical that is in skunk piss, hence the term "skunk beer". corona is the worst for this.

#226400Post 36 of 77

^ thats why i'll be drinking Jack Daniels tonight.

#226405Post 37 of 77

Sour mash is nasty stuff. Only in Kentucky can someone make something as nasty as JD and sell it to the world as a tasty beverage.

You sir have no taste :cry:

#226407Post 38 of 77

Tequila is all there is to know!

#226408Post 39 of 77

ah JD ain't that bad. honestly it goes well with coke. ... with bubbles.

not my fav, but will drink if given.

#226410Post 40 of 77

o. teq-kill-ya.

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