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[ms] · Est. May 2002
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what do you say about this.
17 durable postsStarted 2006-01-10Latest 2006-01-12
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I wonder if someone pointed him to those liners on here :p
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did i miss something? what rumors have been going around about him?
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[quote=Chuck Norris]Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.[/quote]
Sounds like hes trying to plug his own books more than anything.
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he is my hero
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One time Chuck Norris found out that people were making one liners about him on the internet and he became so enraged that he fucked the computer and his sperm went through the computer lines to destroy the infrastructure that makes up the internet.
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I like it a lot :)
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[quote=daveman]did i miss something? what rumors have been going around about him?[/quote]
[URL="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20602&highlight=chuck+norris"]Click Here...[/URL]
[URL="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20604&highlight=chuck+norris"]...and here...[/URL]
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[quote=BSully828][URL="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20602&highlight=chuck+norris"]Click Here...[/URL]
[URL="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20604&highlight=chuck+norris"]...and here...[/URL][/quote]
:oops: some of those sounded like good ideas to me. i never thought of turning a ribbed condom inside out for my pleasure.
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Did anyone know that Chuck has his own list of ethics that he lives too. :lol: [IMG]http://www.chucknorris.com/images/products/Chuck%20Norris-code2.jpg[/IMG]
It's on his website and you can actually buy this poster from his shopping link.
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where's the code about continually being a crap ass actor?
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[quote=maddlingo]One time Chuck Norris found out that people were making one liners about him on the internet and he became so enraged that he fucked the computer and his sperm went through the computer lines to destroy the infrastructure that makes up the internet with a round house kick[/quote]
Fixed.
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he just found another chance to promote the book that does not interest a lot of people
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer....Too bad he never cries. These are so funny.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer....Too bad he never cries. These are so funny.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer....Too bad he never cries. That was so funny.
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just saying his name makes me laugh...
"CHUCK NORRIS"--laughs, what a guy!!