I'll start it off.
What do you call two lesbiens in a canoe?
Fur traders. :p
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Let's hear some new jokes damnit
9 durable postsStarted 2006-01-02Latest 2006-01-03
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How do you know a female bartender is mad at you?
You find a string in your bloody mary.
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how do you make a dead baby float?
one can rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Not a damn thing, that bitch has already been told twice.
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I walked into the convenience store the other day. I was taking a look at their range of toilet paper, baffled by the various textures, colours and glitzy packaging.
I approached the shop keeper and asked if had any recommendations. he told me, "on the hole, they're all the same."
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[quote=rainman]What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Not a damn thing, that bitch has already been told twice.[/quote]
bwahahahahahaha, so wrong
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what did the horse say to the cowboy?
Hay!
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female patient: Kiss me doc kiss me dr: No patient: KISS ME PLEEEEEEASE dr: I'm afraid my answer is still no patient: JUST KISS ME NOW dr: Kiss You! I probably shouldn't even be fucking you!
and
Why did the hillbilly walk his kid to school?
They are in the same grade!
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why are women like parking spaces.....
The good ones are all taken and the rest are handicapped