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mastercard wedding

30 durable postsStarted 2004-07-24Latest 2004-07-29
#2206Post 1 of 30

from an email i received

way to get her back :RockOn: :Naughty: :Whoaa:

MASTERCARD wedding You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F---you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends................$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.................................$ 3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.............................$ 8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!

#224452Post 2 of 30

:twisted:

#224498Post 3 of 30

:CrackUp: So OWNED!!

#224505Post 4 of 30

Re:: mastercard wedding

Indeed, it deserves a Mastercard moment :Bingo:

#224510Post 5 of 30

Re:: mastercard wedding

""HA, HA..." The bitch deserves the humiliation!!! Priceless.

#224514Post 6 of 30

snopes :lol::wink:

#224516Post 7 of 30

idd!

#224552Post 8 of 30

Pure Class.

To see all there faces when they see the photos, that would be rather good.

#224557Post 9 of 30

Re: mastercard wedding

[quote=nbpgt]from an email i received[/quote] this has been circulation for a few years... it's pure urban legend hightened by the whole mastercard thing...

but if it's not... :twisted:

#224559Post 10 of 30

whatever it is, it's too dam hilarious.....:lol::lol::lol:

#224585Post 11 of 30

Re:: mastercard wedding

ahhh memories

#224588Post 12 of 30

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I fucking love it...good job my man...FUCK THAT BITCH

#224602Post 13 of 30

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hahaha excellent one there... :RockOn:

#224685Post 14 of 30

That hurt deep down on places you dont like to talk about :shock:

#224711Post 15 of 30

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I`d love to have been a fly on the wall at that wedding. The bride and best man must have felt very small indeed after that but i bet he felt great.

#224744Post 16 of 30

that is fuckin' hilarious!

#224779Post 17 of 30

either way. fact or fiction, i found it quite amusing..

#224865Post 18 of 30

Re:: mastercard wedding

holy shit... thats hilarious!!

#224901Post 19 of 30

[quote=MJDub]:CrackUp: So OWNED!![/quote]

This is cool if its true. Wish I had the balls to do this.

btw. I know roughly what MJDub means when he says "OWNED", but what does "OWNED" actually mean??? Is it an acronym or what?

#224981Post 20 of 30

Urban legend or fact? Either way it's something I'll keep in mind if I have the unfortunate luck to have this happen to me.

#225121Post 21 of 30

fair fucking play. :P

it takes a cool head to screw people up like that.

give the guy a gold star :Respect:

#225149Post 22 of 30

[quote=NastyD]btw. I know roughly what MJDub means when he says "OWNED", but what does "OWNED" actually mean??? Is it an acronym or what?[/quote]

Here's an example of ownage.

[img]http://mm.nan2d.com/fun/owned-dog.jpg[/img]

#225153Post 23 of 30

Re:: mastercard wedding

That dog gotta be feeling it....

Follow to his example...

[img]http://gama.sloweb.net/1tao5a_awro-lui%20was%20owned.jpg[/img]

and here is another image

[img]http://victorjr.users.superford.org/pictures/various/owned/owned%20(small).jpg[/img]

#225998Post 24 of 30

clever man!!!!great revenge...

#226022Post 25 of 30

Respect!

#226035Post 26 of 30

Dunno if its true but it was one of the first emails I ever received about 5 years ago Still funny but can't believe its still getting sent around

#226037Post 27 of 30

My fav owned image is:

[img]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc16.jpg[/img]

#226139Post 28 of 30

totally my style... anyways, I wish it never happens to me...:twisted:

#226460Post 29 of 30

[quote=razvan]My fav owned image is:

[img]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc16.jpg[/img][/quote]

haha.. a busted eye & a tight fade.. thats what every kid deserves at some point in time.

#226480Post 30 of 30

Re:: mastercard wedding

Something very similar happend in Monterrey, Mexico around 1996...

The setting was in church... when the priest asks the guy: "Will u John, take Sally as your wife, bla bla"... John says, no.

The priest asks again if he wants to marry her and he says no again...

Third time, everyone is murmuring, priest is nervious, bride is sweating... priest asks again and the guy says "no", takes the microphone away from the priest and says out loud: "I wont marry her because she and my best friend had sex... I caught them last nite in our new home... wedding?s off but you are more than welcome to attend the rececption."

And he walks away from the altar...

VERY famous incident in Monterrey, made the social headlines, tv news, etc.

But our Mastercard guy takes the prize for ACTUALLY marrying the bitch... big iron balls I must say....

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