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Oldest stripper... NSFW!!!

42 durable postsStarted 2005-12-08Latest 2005-12-19
#21521Post 1 of 42

How old do you think the oldest stripper is. I'm only posting a link to the picture due to its nature. If you throw up easily, dont watch it. If you dont throw up easily, grab a bucket because you will. Open link at your own risk.

Now, enjoy and discuss.

[url]http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/3893/noname9gn.jpg[/url]

P.S. 5 bucks says pickle gets a boner.

#525266Post 2 of 42

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Your warning freaked me out. I will not be looking at that picture.

But thumbs up to old strippers :shock:

#525268Post 3 of 42

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that is gross, asshole. :p

thumbs DOWN to old strippers and people that support them! haha

#525275Post 4 of 42

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:LoveYou:

she looks like a cross between ET and the unibomber.

:Barf:

#525284Post 5 of 42

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Why oh why did I open that link.

#525303Post 6 of 42

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oh god i think im gonna puke. Im totally scared for life. :shock:

#525314Post 7 of 42

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woooooooo! saggy skin!

#525321Post 8 of 42

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i'd be honored to run a train on that with pickle. what'ya say?

#525325Post 9 of 42

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thats the sickest shit ive ever seen in my life

#525327Post 10 of 42

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what are you talkin about? she's fookin Hotttttt

#525336Post 11 of 42

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she's hot enough to melt in my mouth. fuck, she's already melting and she hasn't hit my mouth yet. i bet her name's m&m.

#525345Post 12 of 42

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my great great great grandpa used to hit it all the time

#525347Post 13 of 42

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i hope he tossed it to the curb when he was done. fuck knows I would've if she looked like that

#525350Post 14 of 42

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here's the neighborhood competition. sadly enough i've had this on my hard drive for a while now...

[url]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2828/juicyripe5dw.jpg[/url]

#525355Post 15 of 42

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[QUOTE=Jibgolly]sadly enough i've had this on my hard drive for a while now...[/quote] haha

she's hot too. i wonder if the two of them are into uhm... how do I say... manage a toi?

#525359Post 16 of 42

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[quote=Jibgolly]what are you talkin about? she's fookin Hotttttt[/quote]

i had that window open for all of 1millisecond, that shit is wild.

#525362Post 17 of 42

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Thank god may day is coming to an end, and i get to click on this wonderful image. A collective image. Yes, a couple winners in there. The muff shot, they crossover, and doggie.

I Killed about 37 brain cells to even contemplate where I would hit that. My own biochemical system shut down and screecht to an horror. My only imminent response was to go to the other room.

I ran into the tv room and put on care bears. I felt the injustice become justice. Now I have 5 different color bears singing, playing, talking to me, and all are so happy. Yes, the wonderful colors. O how at peace am I.

#525364Post 18 of 42

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don't suppress your feelings... serial killer in the making imo

#525366Post 19 of 42

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well my beauty is in the fish, trees and air. I do no such things to harm or damper. I am in this just as you. I feel if we can combine our force we can rule this thread.

I am proper at what I do, and no monkey, no pickle will stop me. This is a sure thing. You may as you wish, but never show me your left front side. It will oogly moogly me. and yet, we do not want that to happen.

#525367Post 20 of 42

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i'm suddenly very confused :what

#525372Post 21 of 42

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that's fuckin gross guys

#525374Post 22 of 42

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well if i were you. i would't stop my day job. you got plenty coming.

#525375Post 23 of 42

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fuck my oven is on fire. brb.

#525376Post 24 of 42

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no thats your herpes.

#525378Post 25 of 42

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i just took a picture of a lamp outside. and it is a fucking grave yard. who the fuck was thinking what. Pickle clean your shit. I got some nasties in there. fucking fuck fuckers. stupid ass bugs. i do not even know any of them. big critters in there. fuck light them on fire. poosh. toast mother fuckers fucks. burn you dunb bitches. burn.

[IMG]http://www.dibec.com/minebitch.jpg[/IMG]

#525381Post 26 of 42

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[QUOTE]no thats your herpes.[/QUOTE]

hey Jib, go clean your shorts. You fucking cum dumpster.

#525382Post 27 of 42

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[QUOTE]no thats your herpes.[/QUOTE]

hey Jib, go clean your shorts. You fucking cum dumpster.

#525383Post 28 of 42

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what the fuck is this about?

i hit that shit once. bullshit it gets me for two. Tom and -e- are on this in the morning. Nothing I can do now. Need to light one up, and hit the sack. Fuck nose goblins out there tonight, do not want to be up when they come by. Take my boogers away. I pick those bitches out. Bitch. Flying fuckerino.

#525385Post 29 of 42

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double posting = spam

-1

#525386Post 30 of 42

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hey fuck nuts. i didn't do shit. that son of bitch gave me 2 for the price of 1. i clicked it once.

son of a fucking bitch. damn you. i'll cut you bitch.

#525390Post 31 of 42

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more spam

#525392Post 32 of 42

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flying fuck. no spam here. jig i will show something one day. boy are you gonna get it.

#525394Post 33 of 42

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your one emoticon posts and double posts almost have you caught up with me.

#525397Post 34 of 42

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dude not cool...

#525398Post 35 of 42

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hahaha. i just barf'd because i took a second look.

#525401Post 36 of 42

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haha

#525402Post 37 of 42

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^ shosh is suspect imo

#529180Post 38 of 42

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that was some sick stuff. Damn!!

#529293Post 39 of 42

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IP Ban IMO

#529295Post 40 of 42

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I'm pretty sure I noticed a few spiderwebs in there, even one big spider peeking out of the darkness. My tunafish salad suddenly started tasting very very weird too, it must look like anything you'd get on your willy from oinking something so old. Fuck.

Pickles, it's '[COLOR="Orange"]ménage à trois[/COLOR]'

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