you will not believe this. :shock: x 10
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omFg. (medical nsfw)
48 durable postsStarted 2005-11-14Latest 2005-11-16
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i do not believe it [IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif[/IMG]
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Simplecunt
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:shock:
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ahahaha
this is not serious is it?
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no, i don't believe it... Simplecunt . . .? Simplenose . . . wtf?? :unsure: :shock:
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:shock:
Im reading the thing: Simplenose... ok; Simplear...ok; Simplecunt....:shock:
This has to be a joke
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wtf is wrong with people?
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i am pretty sure there is something wrong with this. well, there is something wrong with it. but the site is really well done. so, if it is some kind of hoax, it is well done. but honestly, i would not be surprised if this was real.
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I think cuntounge is my fav.
[IMG]http://www.humanupgrades.com/images/lust/cuntongue.jpg[/IMG]
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^^ that's just troubling...
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hahaha, some of those are very disturbing... not sure how they do the fingernails without them growing out...
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Yeah...i kinda guess it's fake too, i mean...i know there's a shitload of technology we don't know of, but this seriously is even way beyond my wildest dreams. The SimleEar looked prette fucking cool though...and the simplecunt might save you the trouble of going thru a dense forest to reach the hidden treasures, but other than that...
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it's official, we are doomed
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??
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iarm.de
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lol. this is so strange to look at in the morning.
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:shock:
speechless.
wow.
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Bogus.
Just read their philosophy...they can't even write proper.
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No legit company would call it a "cunt". I found at least 3 typos in the text of the pages as well. Its a very clever idea though....
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The site obviously is a fake, but man it was welll done lol.
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[quote=LV-8]The site obviously is a fake, but man it was welll done lol.[/quote]
yeah, well done. excepting the typos and grammar. i was browsing it looking for clarification to this dna cleansing thing wondering ... wtf is this high dollar medical resort well no wonder i wouldn't have heard of it... then the simplestuff part. lol. gotta love the creepy sense of humor here cringe
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lol. i knew it was fake. but if i put that in the first post ... yeah like omg, what if.
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....sure you did...
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^^^ watch it.
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Anesthesiologist Emma Loop She is not real anesthesiologist, she even has no doctor diploma, but she does very good blow job so we took her as a part of our team.
hahahahaha
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they are from the czech republic...
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[QUOTE=shosh]they are from the czech republic...[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't mind czeck-ing out some of those female doctors myself.:Naughty:
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love it... had me going for a sec!!
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[quote=fat bastard]maybe they can help my neck not look like a vagina[/quote] [IMG]http://www.kurthanson.com/images/screenshots/0703/fat_bastard.jpg[/IMG]
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dave I see you have the makings of a juvenille beanz :CrackUp:
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wow, im gonna give a simple tooth and a 6th finger to my girlfriend, that could make things go little easier ;)
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[quote=Encryption]dave I see you have the makings of a juvenille beanz :CrackUp:[/quote]
[FONT=Tahoma]unfortunatly never encountered the imfamous beanz, but from what i gather sounds like my kinda guy.[/FONT]
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daveman. he would wear you as a butt plug.
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[quote=asdf_admin]daveman. he would wear you as a butt plug.[/quote]
:oops:[FONT=Tahoma] - ok then, maybe he isn't my kind of guy. what happened to beanz? ip ban?[/FONT]
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The DNA bank in London is protected by armed guards.
Bollocks, only the police and army in the UK are allowed to post armed guards, and then only if firearms are stored on the site.
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[QUOTE]ok then, maybe he isn't my kind of guy. what happened to beanz? ip ban?[/QUOTE]
he post nakid pictures of himself and attacked everyone except Jenks and I.
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[FONT=Tahoma]well, i would never post pics of myself naked, and i only make fun of you and jenks for the most part. :D[/FONT]
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lol. Jenks is easy. I think he is at home crocheting and listening to Paula Abdul.
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and eric prydz.