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drug test coming up...

31 durable postsStarted 2005-11-10Latest 2005-11-10
#20630Post 1 of 31

...so i thought who might have experience in this kind of thing? why, fellow MS'ers, of course! ease my mind, guys. tell me these urine cleaning products work, but only if you've tried it please! there's a bunch on [URL="http://www.passyourdrugtest.com"]www.passyourdrugtest.com[/URL], and the rest seem to have the same stuff, so will it rid me of a little THC? i'm going for that double--kit to be sure(heavy user sounds about right), so who did it?

#510439Post 2 of 31

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THC can be tracked in your blood down to the billionth part years later.... in a drug test, they dont test for whether you do drugs or not, they test to see HOW MUCH drugs do you do.... most companies have a cut off beyond which, you fail... I personaly dont know of any temporary THC neutralizers, maybe someone else can help you with that....

#510453Post 3 of 31

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i've had several friends pass piss tests by using those cleansers, only a few days after smoking, so they should help you assuming you havent been toking up a storm right up until recently.

#510457Post 4 of 31

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THC will stay in your urine, in your blood, in your fat cells and in your hair in that order (IIRC).

If you have been smoking regularly, it's unlikely you can get cleanse out all the accumulated THC..

Um ... this is just heresay, but you can try drinking lots of water and doing a lot of exercise before the test.

Maybe try for false positives? LOL. [url=http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml] This is a better resource though.[/url]

#510458Post 5 of 31

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[QUOTE=day_for_night]i've had several friends pass piss tests by using those cleansers, only a few days after smoking, so they should help you assuming you havent been toking up a storm right up until recently.[/QUOTE]

same here

#510479Post 6 of 31

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piss tests are easy to pass........just go to GNC and get the Qcarb or any other cleasner follow the directions and you'll be fine

#510481Post 7 of 31

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drink green tea, drink white tea, and drink alot of gatorade. Lots of it!

worked for me, i smoked on the regular, stoped smoking for 2 days, drank all of what i mentioned and passed the next day.

#510496Post 8 of 31

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All depends on the strength of what you have smoked. I toked the day of but it was low quality and did nothing but drink water the rest of the day and passed. Piss tests are easy to pass.

#510501Post 9 of 31

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yeah piss tests are really easy to pass..the shit you drink doesn't cleanse it masks.. ...hair test on the other hand are really hard to pass nowadays, at least here in vegas.... some places check for masking agents..

#510504Post 10 of 31

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[QUOTE=remoh]yeah piss tests are really easy to pass..the shit you drink doesn't cleanse it masks.. ...hair test on the other hand are really hard to pass nowadays, at least here in vegas.... some places check for masking agents..[/QUOTE]

sounds crazy but there is a way to beat hair tests only for pot though

apple cider, clean and clear astringent, tide and aloe ride shampoo

check marijuana.com for more info

stupid hair tests

#510508Post 11 of 31

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quit smoking imo

#510512Post 12 of 31

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quitting is for quitters.

#510517Post 13 of 31

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rise above smoking

#510519Post 14 of 31

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Quitters never win anything!

#510522Post 15 of 31

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[quote=Jibgolly]quitting is for quitters.[/quote]

so is rehab...

#510523Post 16 of 31

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smoking sucks. snorting rules.

#510526Post 17 of 31

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i come from a long line of tokers. i think i'll follow suit to the grave.

#510527Post 18 of 31

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i am straight edge.

#510529Post 19 of 31

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i passed 3 drug tests in 5 weeks.. smoking in between. i just drank lots and lots of water, a moderate amount of caffeinated drinks as they are a diuretic (sp), and took B2 the day before and morning of...

and i know for a fact niacin works too.

#510539Post 20 of 31

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drugs are the devil

#510659Post 21 of 31

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i've used both 'Detox' and 'Ready-Clean' brand name masking drinks to pass a couple drug tests throughout the years (job related only). i think it was remoh or sakio who said it right - it masks not clenses. your piss will look like the insides of a 3 day old glowstick tho.

heres 2 quick tips...

  1. don't get caught using a whizzinator like that guy on the vikings.
  2. don't buy the pina coloda flavor of ready clean, its the sickest shit in the world.
#510667Post 22 of 31

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[FONT=Tahoma]th33f, you didn't mention what the job was. some jobs don't mix well with drugs. and on that same note some co-workers don't mix well with druggies. 8)

maybe you should go after a slacker job that you can smoke at? :lol: [/FONT]

#510686Post 23 of 31

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yea, it's for a hack license in NY...

i've read a whole lot of posts from people who used water, niacin and excercise and passed, but i don't feel confident aboput those methods. you want to know how heavy of a smoker i was? up until like 4 days ago it was every day for oh, i don't know how many years... 5 maybe. most of that time i'd never settle for regs, and i assume hydroponic stuff deposits much more thc into your system. how often a day... well, about every 2 hours of when i was awake, unless i had to be somewhere. i'd say 4 times on average is pretty accurate.

anywho, i'm gonna buy one of the masker-drinks, and take a lab test prior to the TL&C sending me for one, to try it out. as for "colorful" results, i heard apple juice makes it quite yellow...

#510689Post 24 of 31

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I was too mate.. but I know what you mean about not feeling confident. but a friend of mine failed after drinking one of those cleansing drinks. then on the other hand another close friend passed by taking niacin and he smoked the day before. metabolism also has a to to do with it. go with your gut... I'd hate you to take someone elses advice and you not get the job.

b2 will make it yellow.. liquids will do nothing more than dilute it...

#510692Post 25 of 31

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[quote=th33f]yea, it's for a hack license in NY...

i've read a whole lot of posts from people who used water, niacin and excercise and passed, but i don't feel confident aboput those methods. you want to know how heavy of a smoker i was? up until like 4 days ago it was every day for oh, i don't know how many years... 5 maybe. most of that time i'd never settle for regs, and i assume hydroponic stuff deposits much more thc into your system. how often a day... well, about every 2 hours of when i was awake, unless i had to be somewhere. i'd say 4 times on average is pretty accurate.

anywho, i'm gonna buy one of the masker-drinks, and take a lab test prior to the TL&C sending me for one, to try it out. as for "colorful" results, i heard apple juice makes it quite yellow...[/quote]

they should use you for all their miserable failed reports that the Harvard Medical Journal spits out for excessive dancing with MJ

#510695Post 26 of 31

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you can go to your local drug store and buy a home test kit. Thats whats I did. first time I failed so I tried another cleaner then took another test and passed.

#510697Post 27 of 31

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I'm not against drugs, i've certainly been no saint in the past, but imo, if you can't stop smoking weed long enough to get a good job, a liscense, or whatever you need, you don't deserve it in the first place.

#510704Post 28 of 31

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thanks for that comment Jenks, but the term "long enough" doesn't always mean the same thing for different people. if you're a weekend smoker, chances are you'll be fine 10 days after taking the last hit, while for hardcore potheads that period might stretch to up to 2 months! in any case, sometimes a person is forced to use one of the cleaning/masking solutions simply cuz the test date is set in stone and there's no time. it's not the case with me, but December is the hottest month for cabbies in NYC, and i don't wanna miss out on that.

#510771Post 29 of 31

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drugs are still the devil

#510777Post 30 of 31

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[QUOTE]drugs are still the devil[/QUOTE]

i am not so sure about that.

#510789Post 31 of 31

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^^^ i agree, i usually see god

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