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gasmask + perseverence = goal

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that is why his face was priceless. most people are stoked after sex.

[QUOTE]gasmask + perseverence = goal[/QUOTE]

in the heat of the moment. anything goes.

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[quote=asdf_admin]reminds me of a story.

my buddy was hitting it from behind, and i guess this chick just had a god awful smell. he said he had hold his breathe. the fucked up thing is she was beautiful, but had some southern funk. i will never forget his face, how sad he was, and how broken and demoralized a man can be when he picks up a strawberry and it smells like a yeast infection.[/quote]

how did you see his face? were you there filming it?

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no sir. i am not good with god awful scents. we stopped by his pad and had a square outside. he let it on us, and we all could not stop laughing.

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lol.. poor bastard

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almost wanna split and start a new thread after doms post ....

puts on crazy convo hat

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not my fault i was born random.

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[quote=picklemonkey]gasmask + perseverence = goal[/quote]

I don't know...if it was that bad...i don't think i would want to have any contact with that....call me a weeny i guess...unless you were dating for a while and she was going through something but not some random girl.

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one word. Febreze.

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i don't think that'll do it

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lmao

imagine myself spraying febreze on her hiney and my schlong before going in...WEIRD. Rather put some tigerbalm or mint paste (that stuff that pathologists use to ward off the corpse smell) under my nostrils...

You can also put some tigerbalm on your knob, they say it gives a very cool sensation when dipping it...;)

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tigerbalm ? sure shot cure for erections

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you guys have problems. i was just writing about a true story.

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[quote=Yao]lmao

imagine myself spraying febreze on her hiney and my schlong before going in...WEIRD. Rather put some tigerbalm or mint paste (that stuff that pathologists use to ward off the corpse smell) under my nostrils...

You can also put some tigerbalm on your knob, they say it gives a very cool sensation when dipping it...;)[/quote]

I hate to admit it, but that actually made me laugh

shudders

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[quote=DancingQueen]I hate to admit it, but that actually made me laugh

shudders[/quote]

lol...these people have a way of making ya laugh!

Welcome to MS.

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I use Vicks vapor rub, rave on

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Dancing Queen has some great topless pictures. Be sure to ask her for them.

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dancing queen, can we see your topless photos plz. we need proof. of what, im not sure.

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james!! those were shown to us in confidence....

for those of you interested check out [url]www.dancingqueenstoplesspics.com[/url]

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[quote=threehills]Dancing Queen has some great topless pictures. Be sure to ask her for them.[/quote]

Well well well James....thanks so much for stopping by

Don't let the door hit you on the way out ;) :p

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so.........................

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the original tigerbalm had a bit of naughty stuff in it Yao . before they started getting all fussy about these things

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[FONT=Tahoma]just goes to show how much of a sausage fest this board is. the girl's first post now has over 100 responses. and where does 100 posts get you too... "show us your tits". :roll:

but really if you want to post pics of them don't let me stop you.:twisted:[/FONT]

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hi from boring greece..

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welcome aboard kris

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boring greece ? wtf? greece keeping the progressive scene going at the mo . you guys got 5 of the top ten producers in the world . and you are very welcome to this great board/site/forum (what ever it is these days)

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[QUOTE=bart_smastard]boring greece ? wtf? greece keeping the progressive scene going at the mo .[/QUOTE]

hence "boring greece" ;)

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^^ tiesto whore ^^ but a fairly decent tiesto whore by modern day standards :)

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it is winter so most of dj does not prefer our place....but at summer is like hell...

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[quote=kris_athws]hi from boring greece..[/quote]

I wouldn't think that Greece is boring...I have always wanted to go there. Is it boring because there isn't much of a scene?

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[QUOTE=bart_smastard]the original tigerbalm had a bit of naughty stuff in it Yao . before they started getting all fussy about these things[/QUOTE]

Can you imagine that at my da's work (he's a medic aboard crane vessels) they actually convinced one poor new sailor fresh off the academy to do that? They told him that is why all those black men get all the hot chicks...sucker took it hook line & sinker. It took 6 men to stop him from strangling the guy that told him afterwards though...:D

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hi DQ!

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[img]http://www.spincyclenyc.com/photoalbum/albums/Pop%20Rocks/Pop%20Rocks%20A-Go-Go/Hey%20you%20Tim.jpg[/img]

here's my naked dancing picture... who's next?

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LOL!

I can't say I have any....sorry guys...my clothing will be staying on

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here's one of you i found, DQ

[img]http://www.danheller.com/images/California/SanFrancisco/Carnival04/naked-dancer-1.jpg[/img]

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Lol, lots of replies.. I guess how many replies would the thread have if it was a guy who started it :P

Anyways, welcome!

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dQueen is a guy. see page 2.

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DQ isn't a guy....or is she?!?!

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[quote=Grimgroth]Lol, lots of replies.. I guess how many replies would the thread have if it was a guy who started it :P

Anyways, welcome![/quote]

duhhh

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word on the street is she-he is packin meat. ask garrick (gay rick) about meat. he's an expert.