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The cat almost ate the mouse...

27 durable postsStarted 2005-10-17Latest 2005-10-21
#19824Post 1 of 27

I walked downstairs and saw the cat laying down in the kitchen and noticed something hanging from his mouth. It was a little mouse. he spit it out when he saw me. the little thing was still alive, so i did what any reasonale humane person would do; i ran upstairs and got my camera... i couldn't get the cat to put the mouse back in his mouth :( he kept flicking it in the air and swating it with his paw... dont worry i saved the mouse. i only sustained minor injuries and is safe in a bush outside my house. [IMG]http://darkdrums.com/cat.jpg[/IMG]

#494480Post 2 of 27

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sounds like it's time to get a new cat...

mine already doesn't do shit but own the house. if he didn't catch a mouse when he found one, I'd think he'd be completely useless

#494481Post 3 of 27

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My cat likes bringing dead birds in and leaving them in the living room.

#494484Post 4 of 27

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[QUOTE=picklemonkey]sounds like it's time to get a new cat... [/QUOTE] ...and time to sweep :lol:

#494492Post 5 of 27

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Hmph........ cats. I had a cat once and then one day figured out why my dog owning friends made fun of me. Thus explaining why I have two dogs now. Don't get me wrong... there are days when I miss having a cat but then I realize..... It's a cat.

#494497Post 6 of 27

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[quote=picklemonkey]...and time to sweep :lol:[/quote]

:oops:

#494519Post 7 of 27

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dude you got mice down there in henderson

#494541Post 8 of 27

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[QUOTE=picklemonkey]sounds like it's time to get a new cat...

mine already doesn't do shit but own the house. if he didn't catch a mouse when he found one, I'd think he'd be completely useless[/QUOTE] You found yours?

#494578Post 9 of 27

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Thats a great picture Remoh, with a good catchphrase thats a competion winner right there...

nice cat aswell..

#494615Post 10 of 27

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yeah ska... found him two days later, covered with burrs and dirt.

#494617Post 11 of 27

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my roommate's cat was gone for 1 month...i let him out by accident, didn't even realize. next day my roomate wakes me up to ask me were the fuck the cat was.. i went back to sleep because i was so tired form working the night before..he got so pissed an motherfucked me from top to bottom later that night. he even threatened to kick my ass...i told him i understood were he was coming from because i love my dogs.. he said the thing that he was more pissed about was that i didn't get up to help him. i told him that he should've shook the fuck out of me so i got up, i am a heavy sleeper.... it was really really akward at my house for about a month..then somebody called and asked if we lost a cat (his girl put signs up around the neighborhood).. the cat had been in her yard for 3 weeks .... needless to say everything is ok between my roomate an i, but t will never be the same...too many harsh things were said.. i felt like we were married or something

#494618Post 12 of 27

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[quote=SyntaxTerror]My cat likes bringing dead birds in and leaving them in the living room.[/quote]

"that was a gift for the family!" -Brian Griffin

#494634Post 13 of 27

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reminds me of a dream i had. i was this large football player, and she was a small cheerleader.

#494690Post 14 of 27

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^^ yesterday you told me it was the other way around.

#495003Post 15 of 27

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#495145Post 16 of 27

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[quote=remoh] i felt like we were married or something[/quote]

It is time to find a new roommate when it gets to this point.

#495186Post 17 of 27

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[quote=geoffgulley]Hmph........ cats. I had a cat once and then one day figured out why my dog owning friends made fun of me. Thus explaining why I have two dogs now. Don't get me wrong... there are days when I miss having a cat but then I realize..... It's a cat.[/quote]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]Why would take the money you spent on two dogs and buy yourself an opinion. Your friends were making fun of you? Are you really that insecure? [/FONT][/SIZE]

#495246Post 18 of 27

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[quote=remoh]I walked downstairs and saw the cat laying down in the kitchen and noticed something hanging from his mouth. It was a little mouse. he spit it out when he saw me. the little thing was still alive, so i did what any reasonale humane person would do; i ran upstairs and got my camera... i couldn't get the cat to put the mouse back in his mouth :( he kept flicking it in the air and swating it with his paw... dont worry i saved the mouse. [B][U]i only sustained minor injuries and is safe in a bush outside my house. [/U][/B] [IMG]http://darkdrums.com/cat.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

who beat you up the cat or the mouse?

#495423Post 19 of 27

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^^ oops i meant the cat

#495425Post 20 of 27

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[QUOTE]^^ yesterday you told me it was the other way around.[/QUOTE]

Tom, you are a pervert.

#495854Post 21 of 27

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[IMG]http://home.earthlink.net/%7Ejoshpowelson/images/dontfuckwithmastersplinter.jpg[/IMG] [CENTER][B]"Go ahead, try me bitch!"[/B] [/CENTER]

#495880Post 22 of 27

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dont worry they got their revenge!

dont watch this if:

  1. you like cats
  2. you dont like gore

[URL="http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Cat_vs_Killer_Mice_Uploaded_By_SgtShmoo_1795.html"]http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Cat_vs_Killer_Mice_Uploaded_By_SgtShmoo_1795.html[/URL]

#495932Post 23 of 27

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:shock:

#496013Post 24 of 27

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holy shit..talk about being out numbered..the pour cat kept trying to eat them one by one untill the bitter end.... what a way to die

#496017Post 25 of 27

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[quote=glacius]dont worry they got their revenge!

dont watch this if:

  1. you like cats
  2. you dont like gore

[URL="http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Cat_vs_Killer_Mice_Uploaded_By_SgtShmoo_1795.html"]http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Cat_vs_Killer_Mice_Uploaded_By_SgtShmoo_1795.html[/URL][/quote]

Freaking insane dude...

For the squeemish...

Cliff Notes: 1000 mice/rats 1 Cat This isn't the matrix and the cat isn't Neo Cat dies horrible death...

#496478Post 26 of 27

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lol... talking about cats.. do cats always run around as if theyre chasing something invisible? or is it only mine?

#496507Post 27 of 27

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mine does it. he just fucking freaks out of nowhere every few days and starts running circles around the house. sometimes if he gets real out of it he'll leap onto/off of me as he's doing his circles

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