[ms] · Est. May 2002
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Honestly, though, the most shocking part of all of this is that this woman managed to get laid [B]16 times[/B]. That's quite a fem-mullet...
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whats unbelievable as fuck is she's been pregnant for 16 straight years
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^^ Didn't notice that. That's crazy. I wonder if she ever thinks to herself, "Maybe he's just using me for my womb..."
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this guy defo needs a testosterone suppressant..... or a fucking plastic doll.... (whatever's cheaper)
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^why dont you just let him borrow your doll? ;)
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I would but I'm still waiting on you to get done with it.....
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after, say, six kids, i guess your resume is shot so why not go for double digits...
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snip imo
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they be fucking.
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[QUOTE=Encryption]I would but I'm still waiting on you to get done with it.....[/QUOTE]
i'm done with it, but it went missing last time asdf_admin was over here :shock:
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what a fucking whore, keep ur legs crossed beattch..:p
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That is just crazy. I could not imagine having 16 kids. Let hope they stop after this one.
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who's paying for the upkeep of these kids ? state or parents ?
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one thing is certain... she likes to fuck. :Anal:
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[quote=Jibgolly]one thing is certain... she likes to fuck. :Anal:[/quote]
maybe she dosn't like to fuck at all and getting preggers gives her a 4 month break from her poor sighted husband
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[QUOTE]maybe she dosn't like to fuck at all and getting preggers gives her a 4 month break from her poor sighted husband[/QUOTE]
with a track record like theirs, what makes you think they take a break at all?
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it would only take 16 fucks in 16 years to create 16 kids .. some ppl [B]are[/B] that unlucky .
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absolute nightmare imo . . . and they look so happy . . .
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do you think she will go for 17?
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If the family car a double decker bus?
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[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]I am for change happy for them, if that is what they want to do more power to them; all the kids based on the picture are well looked after and happy! I have noticed there are a lot of haters on this board, I don?t know if it?s immaturity or plain stupidity? Maybe both! If she and her husband can provide for the kids and enjoy big family, they should have 16 more if they so desire. And the speculation that if you have so many kids you have to be supported by the State are completely unsubstantiated! Grow up people![/SIZE][/FONT]
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This family is Pentecostal. A very strange religion (in my opinion). The women can't cut their hair, wear make-up, or pants (they have to wear skirts). Pretty much they can't do anything that would make them appealing. The men don't have many restrictions, they just have to be douchebags with a cell phone on their belt.
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[quote=ezdude1970][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]I am for change happy for them, if that is what they want to do more power to them; all the kids based on the picture are well looked after and happy! I have noticed there are a lot of haters on this board, I don?t know if it?s immaturity or plain stupidity? Maybe both! If she and her husband can provide for the kids and enjoy big family, they should have 16 more if they so desire. And the speculation that if you have so many kids you have to be supported by the State are completely unsubstantiated! Grow up people![/SIZE][/FONT][/quote]
i would grow up, but i have no parental guidance as my mother is laid up again with her 17th, father is gone all day to support us, crying fills the apartment all day long, every time i turn i trip over another rug rat, new brother, cousin, or mystery sibling, and all i hear is baby talk from mum, pa, and my 36 aunties and uncles that live with us in our flat watching monty python's the meaning of life and singing "every sperm is sacred"
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[quote=clintlove]This family is Pentecostal. A very strange religion (in my opinion). The women can't cut their hair, wear make-up, or pants (they have to wear skirts). Pretty much they can't do anything that would make them appealing. The men don't have many restrictions, they just have to be douchebags with a cell phone on their belt.[/quote] ....and sleep with an unappealing woman 16 times!
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I know it's crazy, but apparently they must be doing alright. The father sells real estate and tried to run for the US Senate recently (a former state rep.). If they all can be supported OK without any outside help and the like, well, I guess they'll keep going until they've had 25.
It's the dumbass women that churn out kids and get knocked up that CAN'T support the kids (i.e. welfare, food stamps, etc.) and don't "care" to raise them that pisses me off more.
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Fucking hell....I should be able to put my head in her and check it out from the inside without a problem after 16 little humans popping out?? Dayum, if you shout too loud in her vicinity you might get an echo...
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that's a loooooot of Top Ramen to cook each night. :shock:
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[COLOR=silver]another little miracle...[/COLOR]
[COLOR=silver]"This is the idea that has made me virtually an anonymous figure in America for the last 16 years. If you have children I am sorry to tell you this: They are not special. You think your child is special because one out of 200 million sperm connected? Gee, what are the fuckin' odds? You know what that means? That means I have wiped entire civilizations off my chest with a gray gym sock. I've tossed universes in my underpants. While napping. That is special." -- Bill Hicks[/COLOR]
dude, i'm all for good people making themselves happy. if that's what they are great. but 16 is bordering on obsessive, it's raising more red flags than congrats from here...
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my grandma had 13 kids. it was normal back in the day on the farm, you needed a big ass family to help run a farm.
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[IMG]http://max.levien.com/birth-max-nursing.jpg[/IMG]
There was alot of this going on...
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you'd wait till 16 to call it borderling obsessive ??? fucking 5 for me would cut the ribbon to Obsession Motel
[quote=stencil_cp]dude, i'm all for good people making themselves happy. if that's what they are great. but 16 is bordering on obsessive, it's raising more red flags than congrats from here...[/quote]
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Fuck, I ´ve got 2 and lord knows they bust my balls every day, let alone 16...
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[quote=Yao]Fucking hell....I should be able to put my head in her and check it out from the inside without a problem after 16 little humans popping out?? Dayum, if you shout too loud in her vicinity you might get an echo...[/quote] Yeah, she can't sit on barstools anymore because she'll just slide right on down to the floor.... :lol: Good thing they are religuious nuts - there is no way a church pew is going to get stuck in her (even though they've gotta check around her afterwards to make sure she didn't unknowingly drop anymore eggs).
If you really feel like you have to have 10+ little shits running around your house, why the fuck don't you consider adoption? I mean fucking hell - anytime I go outside, there are already too goddamn many people getting in my way. And they go and pop out 16 more?!?!??! The guy deserves a HARD kick in the nuts for every single fucking one after the 2nd or 3rd. For her? I would recommend a wine cork to plug 'er up, but maybe it would take a tree trunk to do the trick nowadays...
And come on - they live in fucking ARKANSAS!! Yeah, all these kids are growing up in a rich well-bred family in the burbs, but I'd love to look back in 25 years and fucking see how many of the little turds are going to end up crank addicts in a trailer park when it's all said and done. Any bets? How the hell do you really raise 16 kids well? How the fuck do you even remember all of their names? "Ah, let's give them all names that start with the letter J!" Yeah, smart one, Einstein.
Although I do have to admire the guy's threshold for mental pain for being able to stand being naked in the room with that mulleted beast at least 16 times. They must be single-handedly raising the stock of whatever company makes brown paper bags by several points. Kudos! :Bingo:
Assclowns.
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</pointless friday rant>
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omg she pops one out every year