why do people do this?????? i dont talk to them, so why does everyone want to have a conversation while im trying to relieve myself? its very distracting :x
[ms] · Est. May 2002
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people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.
47 durable postsStarted 2005-10-03Latest 2005-10-04
Re: people who talk to you when you are trying to have a piss.
You must have that kind of face !:wink:
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There was a comedian that had a bit about this some time ago. It's just an unwritten rule that guys that don't know each other should NEVER talk during the standing-at-the-urinal process.
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"Boy this water sure is cold"
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Not only do they want to talk to you but they decide out of a seven urinal room and no one there but you to stand next to you! WTF is up with that?
I believe there is proper bathroom actions, like if someone is taking a piss you leave in urinal open and pick the next one, only in extreme cases of overcrowding do you pick the one next to someone.
How about people who take a shit and get a call on the celly and TAKE IT!!!! WTF is up with THAT?
I am sorry but that is one time you should not be talkin to no one, no how.
How about guys that do not wash the hands after pissin' or shitin'? I had to ask a guy I work with to stop and wash. I have to touch the nasty door handle after he has wiped his ass or touched his yoohoo!!! I DON'T THINK SO!
Anyway, how is everyone?
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Shitty.
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When they speak to you turn and talk to em... which will result in you pissing on their shoes... that'll learn em
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Wha's up Ska? Why the shitty respnse?
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I'm pissed off.
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lol, well I hope your day gets better.
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If you all would stop talking to me while I'm taking a piss I'd be better.
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Stop taking your laptop with you and we would.
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I hear Digweed hates to be spoken to whilst peeing also.
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same ballpark as talking in movie theaters imo
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golden showers excepted... it's bothersome if someone you pee on doesn't acknowledge it...
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[QUOTE=dtgunslinger]Not only do they want to talk to you but they decide out of a seven urinal room and no one there but you to stand next to you! WTF is up with that?
I believe there is proper bathroom actions, like if someone is taking a piss you leave in urinal open and pick the next one, only in extreme cases of overcrowding do you pick the one next to someone.
How about people who take a shit and get a call on the celly and TAKE IT!!!! WTF is up with THAT?
I am sorry but that is one time you should not be talkin to no one, no how.
How about guys that do not wash the hands after pissin' or shitin'? I had to ask a guy I work with to stop and wash. I have to touch the nasty door handle after he has wiped his ass or touched his yoohoo!!! I DON'T THINK SO!
Anyway, how is everyone?[/QUOTE]
in public restrooms i wont touch a door handle with my hand, always with a paper towel. people are gross. i called my buddy the other day and he answered the phone "i'm taking a shit." i hung up :lol:
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[quote=peloquin]in public restrooms i wont touch a door handle with my hand, always with a paper towel. people are gross. i called my buddy the other day and he answered the phone "i'm taking a shit." i hung up :lol:[/quote]
Alright, that is what I am talkin about. Paper towel in the hand is a must, hanging up on your buddy was the right thing to do and yes people are gross.
Thank you.
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i do know this... if mikeman tries talking to me whilst i'm in the bathroom during WMC next year, he's going home with two black eyes.
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2 black guys? What?
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no skat. not two black guys. two balls on your chin bouncing back and forth at an alarming rate. didnt know you fancied a face fuckin'
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i cant relate cuz i only go to the bathroom at home..also i guess us girls dont have urinals, itd be hard to talk thru walls
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ive seen girls take a piss standing up. see [url]www.consumptionjunction.com[/url]
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lol.
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[quote=stencil_cp]golden showers excepted... it's bothersome if someone you pee on doesn't acknowledge it...[/quote]
I heard R. Kelly runs into this problem frequently.
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i do not mind it. when a guy is trying to size up that is another thing. sometimes i will take a whiz three feet away ... and spark something up. like " i need to stand back, don' t need my new kicks dirty ... ... it's like a fire hose some women say"
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[quote=asdf_admin]i do not mind it. when a guy is trying to size up that is another thing. sometimes i will take a whiz three feet away ... and spark something up. like " i need to stand back, don' t need my new kicks dirty ... ... it's like a fire hose some women say"[/quote]
I see we have a daydreamer in our midst.:twisted:
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no no no. i have witnesses. they also call me the "jaws of dom" you know like jaws of life.
takes the term "rip you a new" into a new perspective.
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asdf is a peeker
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"Spengler! Stop crossing the streams!"
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[quote=unome]I hear Digweed hates to be spoken to whilst peeing also.[/quote]
LOL..First time i met diggers he was walking outta the bathroom at crowbar at wmc 2001.....he was already done peeing so i followed the proper bathroom rules....
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[quote=peloquin]asdf is a peeker[/quote]
Nope I think he is still a dreamer.
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if you think someone talking to you whilst you are having a piss is wierd .. this is total truth i swear on my nephews life .. a guy i used to work with used to go for a shit whilst his daughter was in the shower and he'd be talking to her whilst thrutching .. this ain't gossip it was him who told us
his daughter was 17 y.o. too . :Barf:
srry to share that with u .but toilet ettiquete dosn't get any lower than that in my eyes
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How's this for an awkward pissing experience -- the bathrooms at Farout Field (U of Missouri's football stadium) used to be all troughs. Those suck in general, but these were facing each other, separated by a 4 foot wall. The end result is that when you were taking a piss, you were staring some other dude right in the eye.
VERY uncomfortable.
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[QUOTE=dtgunslinger] How about people who take a shit and get a call on the celly and TAKE IT!!!! WTF is up with THAT?[/QUOTE]
Is that wrong? :NotMe:
I normally take my phone in with me specifically for that purpose, along with a cold soda and some cheese and crackers. I like to multitask.
OK, so I don't bring food and drink in there, but I've been known to do some reading. As a matter of fact, I converted my linen closet into my own personal library in my last place. And if someone should call while I'm in there and I happen to have my phone on me, why shouldn't I answer it? They don't have to know what I'm doing...
Of course, there are risks. I was dating a gal once who called while I was on the throne. At one point, I ended up making a little more noise than I had anticipated, and my ass actually interrupted what she was saying. Talk about awkward:
Her: I'm sorry, did you say something? Me: Uh, no, that was my butt.
Not well received. Oh well.
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any chick that cant giggle at that is to cheer leader for me. no me gusta prissy chiquitas.
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[QUOTE=unome]I hear Digweed hates to be spoken to whilst peeing also.[/QUOTE]
rofl
Im keeping out of this one, I think its for the best. :lol:
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[QUOTE=toasty]At one point, I ended up making a little more noise than I had anticipated, and my ass actually interrupted what she was saying. Talk about awkward:[/QUOTE] :oops:
Just happened yesterday while I was talking to my mom on the phone.
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Fuck Ska, you're gross.
And MJ....maybe it's time inform some new peepz here about your encounter with Diggers...:twisted:
My experience of the day: having so much gas, that while i'm laughing because of my bad farting, it appears to be so much I actually laugh on both sides :D
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This thread has quickly spiraled downward.
Hey, if you want to talk and shit at the same time, be my guest but in a public restroom why? Is your pooping experience really need to be announced into your conversation? Just idle ramblings.