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25 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

16 durable postsStarted 2005-09-27Latest 2005-09-27
#19060Post 1 of 16

[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial][size=2][b][font=Arial][size=3][color=#804000][color=#804000][font=Arial][b]1 The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.[/b]

[b]2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.[/b]

[b]3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.[/b]

[b]4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.[/b]

[b]5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.[/b]

[b]6. A dog's parents never visit.[/b]

[b]7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.[/b]

[b]8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.[/b]

[b]9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.[/b]

[b]10. Dogs seldom outlive you.[/b]

[b]11. Dogs can't talk.[/b]

[b]12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.[/b]

[b]13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.[/b]

[b]14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.[/b]

[b]15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.[/b]

[b]16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"[/b]

[b]17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.[/b]

[b]18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.[/b]

[b]19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.[/b]

[b]20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.[/b]

[b]21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.[/b]

[b]22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.[/b]

[b]23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.[/b]

[b]24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.[/b]

[b]25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.[/b][/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][font=Arial][font=Arial] [/font][/font] [/size][/font][/size][/font]

#480451Post 2 of 16

Re: 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

lol @ #20

#480457Post 3 of 16

Re: 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

lol at all of it .....

#480458Post 4 of 16

Re: 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

:lol:

whats #26?

  1. Dogs will lick peanut butter off your balls and ask for more when finished. [img]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_question.gif[/img]
#480475Post 5 of 16

Re: 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

[QUOTE=remoh][font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial][size=2][b][font=Arial][size=3][color=#804000][color=#804000][font=Arial][b]

  1. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.[/b][/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][font=Arial][font=Arial] [/font][/font] [/size][/font][/size][/font][/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

#480480Post 6 of 16

Re: 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

I like number 1. I am forever working on a program, and I look up and it is three hours later. Then I get in trouble.

#480536Post 7 of 16

Re: 25 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

hilarious... i've read a similar one with beer too :)

#480545Post 8 of 16

Re: 25 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

#26 is the best haha

#480574Post 9 of 16

Re: 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

whats #26?

  1. Dogs will lick peanut butter off your balls and ask for more when finished. [img]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_question.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

:shock:

You still not got a girlfriend pickles? Ill see if I can help you out next March mate, maybe give you a few pointers as to where youre going wrong eh.

#480671Post 10 of 16

Re: 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

You still not got a girlfriend pickles? Ill see if I can help you out next March mate, maybe give you a few pointers as to where youre going wrong eh.[/QUOTE]

:Bingo: :Gotcha: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

#480686Post 11 of 16

Re: 25 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

:lol:

I thought I was getting somewhere but I think I fucked it up. She hasn't come over since I went to Vegas. oh well.

#480820Post 12 of 16

Re: 25 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

ahhh...so true.

:lol:

#480849Post 13 of 16

Re: 25 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

very funny post - made my day :-) :-) :-)

#480854Post 14 of 16

Re: 25 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

I thought I was getting somewhere but I think I fucked it up. She hasn't come over since I went to Vegas. oh well.[/QUOTE]

really?..what a bitch..... imagine if it was march..she wouldn't even speak to you then

#480874Post 15 of 16

Re: 25 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

Hilarious!! ROLFL

#480959Post 16 of 16

Re: 25 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

great list of truthful things :lol:

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