[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial][size=2][b][font=Arial][size=3][color=#804000][color=#804000][font=Arial][b]1 The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.[/b]
[b]2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.[/b]
[b]3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.[/b]
[b]4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.[/b]
[b]5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.[/b]
[b]6. A dog's parents never visit.[/b]
[b]7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.[/b]
[b]8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.[/b]
[b]9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.[/b]
[b]10. Dogs seldom outlive you.[/b]
[b]11. Dogs can't talk.[/b]
[b]12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.[/b]
[b]13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.[/b]
[b]14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.[/b]
[b]15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.[/b]
[b]16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"[/b]
[b]17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.[/b]
[b]18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.[/b]
[b]19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.[/b]
[b]20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.[/b]
[b]21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.[/b]
[b]22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.[/b]
[b]23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.[/b]
[b]24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.[/b]
[b]25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.[/b][/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][font=Arial][font=Arial] [/font][/font] [/size][/font][/size][/font]