SENTECED TO PRISON...... HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how long for?

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5 MONTHS, 2 YEARS SUPERVISED PROBATION, AND 5 MORE MONTHS OF HOUSE ARREST AFTER RELEASE. :RockOn: :RockOn: :RockOn: :RockOn:

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Five months in prison, two years of supervised probation and a $30,000 fine... ha! :lol:

[url]www.nytimes.com/2004/07/16/business/16CND-MART.html?hp[/url]

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[quote=thesightless]SENTECED TO PRISON...... HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote]

Tell us how you really feel?

:D

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What pisses me off is that if it was some regular putz off the street, they would get alot more than 5 months.

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I wonder how she's going to decorate her prison cell. That'll probably be one of her specials. :lol: :lol:

I'm curious as to what sort of jail it/she will be at. I read she hired someone to prep her for jail. are you kidding me? Must be nice to have that sort of time to "get ready" for jail. You fucked up bitch, deal with it, do your time, and dont cheat again.. ermm, dont get caught :wink:

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Ohhh man this is Great! :WinkNSmi: :LoveYou:

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how do you have someone prep you for jail??

do they beat you up, pee on the toilet, harass you? :Who:

[quote=unome]I'm curious as to what sort of jail it/she will be at. I read she hired someone to prep her for jail. are you kidding me? Must be nice to have that sort of time to "get ready" for jail. You fucked up bitch, deal with it, do your time, and dont cheat again.. ermm, dont get caught :wink:[/quote]

She will be placed at the Federal prison in Connecticut. They've been interviewing people on t.v. over the last few weeks that have been at that prison and they've said it's no cake walk. 2 people to a cell, bunk beds, no privacy. From the pictures of the inmates that are there now it doesn't appear to be one of those country club prisons for most white collar criminals.

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The really funny thing about all this is that the stock she sold illegally for $22 a share is now worth $79 a share :lol:

Price of a stock you illegally sold - $22.00

Fine for selling said stock - $30,000.00

Stock skyrocketing to $79.00 while you are locked up - Priceless

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[quote=thesightless]how do you have someone prep you for jail??

do they beat you up, pee on the toilet, harass you? :Who:[/quote]

Clean those toilets with a toothbrush bitch? I meant your toothbrush but you don't get a new one!!!!!! Then brush your teeth!!! :twisted:

Man, I would love to be the warden at that jail!!!!

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Even though if it was some Joe Schmo and they should of diserved more - it is still pretty funny to see her have any jail time!

i'm pissed she didn't get the 16 months that the judge could have given her

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i cant help but be amused.. but what a stupid thing. a trial that cost millions for a crime that gets 5 months in prison.. seems like almost a huge waste...

but at least the prison cells will look [color=violet]PERFECT[/color] for the next 5 months

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[quote=thesightless]how do you have someone prep you for jail??

do they beat you up, pee on the toilet, harass you? :Who:[/quote]

i'd think they would start with some :Anal:

but at least the prison cells will look PERFECT for the next 5 months ^ i bet you won't be able to say the same thing about martha's box :shock:

lets face it... martha will probably serve her term in a 5 star "rich person" jail...

no trip to "rikers" for her

she'll probably be playing bridge with the enron/adelphia crowd by lunchtime :roll:

Poor bitch! Whats funny is that her shows are still being showed on Food Network. And you ask yourself why is thiss Rich Bitch still who commited such act is still on TV? I hope they do give her :Anal: and teach her a lesson. :lol:

[quote=peloquin]lets face it... martha will probably serve her term in a 5 star "rich person" jail...

no trip to "rikers" for her

she'll probably be playing bridge with the enron/adelphia crowd by lunchtime :roll:[/quote]

I read yesterday, on MSN, that Lea Fastow, convicted of Enron-related crimes with her husband, is actually in a pretty dodgy prison, due to over crowding in the so called "white collar" prisons/camps.

She will be placed at the Federal prison in Connecticut. They've been interviewing people on t.v. over the last few weeks that have been at that prison and they've said it's no cake walk. 2 people to a cell, bunk beds, no privacy. From the pictures of the inmates that are there now it doesn't appear to be one of those country club prisons for most white collar criminals. << quote from an earlier post

glad to hear it, string the bitch up :twisted:

she'll be in some resort prison like pablo escobar was. that'll teach rich people to steal. assholes.

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she been hit by..uh uh..she been struck by...a smooth criminal.

:Mike:

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lmfao

THROW 'ER IN THA HOLE!

she's a witch

burn 'er! burn 'er!

lol the bitch got pwned.

[quote=skahound][quote=unome]I'm curious as to what sort of jail it/she will be at. I read she hired someone to prep her for jail. are you kidding me? Must be nice to have that sort of time to "get ready" for jail. You fucked up bitch, deal with it, do your time, and dont cheat again.. ermm, dont get caught :wink:[/quote]

She will be placed at the Federal prison in Connecticut. They've been interviewing people on t.v. over the last few weeks that have been at that prison and they've said it's no cake walk. 2 people to a cell, bunk beds, no privacy. From the pictures of the inmates that are there now it doesn't appear to be one of those country club prisons for most white collar criminals.[/quote]

and you know everybody is gonna be fucking with her big time! hahaha

:Bingo:

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[quote=HoneyBearKelly]The really funny thing about all this is that the stock she sold illegally for $22 a share is now worth $79 a share :lol:[/quote]

But I just can't believe how stupid she was to do it. Just after the Enron scandal and in such an obvious way :roll:

this caption was under her photo in the NY Times article...

"After her sentencing, Martha Stewart urged people to buy her magazine, and advertisers to keep purchasing ads."

:lol: :lol:

[quote=FM]this caption was under her photo in the NY Times article...

"After her sentencing, Martha Stewart urged people to buy her magazine, and advertisers to keep purchasing ads."

:lol: :lol:[/quote]

Are you kidding? she makes me sick. i hope she goes broke whilst in the slammer.

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[quote]she been hit by..uh uh..she been struck by...a smooth criminal. [/quote]

:Mike: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeee! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! dah dah dah!

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[url]http://www.worth1000.com/entries/42000/4225457Wt_w.jpg[/url]

SHIT....copy and paste the link

:lol:

^^^^^^ :lol:, i love that, lol

i cant see it. nice red x here :roll:

its her jail cell all decorated.. like a magazine cover

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Wow... you guys [i]really[/i] don't like her. :) I think it's probably more the sheer weirdness of the whole thing really.

Anyway - on the topic of her jailing, the recommended sentence was 10-16 months I believe, so she did get off reasonably lightly in that regard. The other side of this is that, quite legitimately, she will get a certain amount of special attention because of her status.

If it were me in jail, I'd want to be as anonymous as possible - she doesn't have that luxury at all, and will likely require some additional consideration due to her status. Certainly it's of her own doing, but the jail and justice system is not going to benefit by having "Martha Stewart decorates jail cell with her own intestines" if there's some problem.

I believe the media called the jail system's approach to celebrity jailing more of a "don't rock the boat" approach.