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Micheal Jackson jokes

32 durable postsStarted 2005-09-18Latest 2005-09-25

#18750Post 1 of 322005-09-18

Why does Micheal Jackson shop at K-Mart?

Because he heard the little boys pants were half off;) :D

#476854Post 2 of 322005-09-18

what do you find in an 8 years old shorts....

Michael Jackson's hand

#476866Post 3 of 322005-09-18

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Did you hear about Micheal Jackson fucking twenty eight year olds?

He fucked twenty of them.

#476888Post 4 of 322005-09-18

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I don't like Michael Jackson.Sorry,but this is truth! :!:

#476908Post 5 of 322005-09-18

whats the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong...

neil was the first to walk on the moon and michael fucks kids.

#476909Post 6 of 322005-09-18

:!:

#476998Post 7 of 322005-09-19

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I hate Jacko!

#477001Post 8 of 322005-09-19

[quote=palmer]whats the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong...

neil was the first to walk on the moon and michael fucks kids.[/quote] :Respect:

What did michael Jackson say after he was found "not guilty"............

"Im so happy I feel like a kid again." :shock:

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

#477037Post 9 of 322005-09-19

[quote]What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks. [/quote]

:lol:

#477113Post 10 of 322005-09-19

[quote=palmer]whats the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong...

neil was the first to walk on the moon and michael fucks kids.[/quote]

LMAO

classic

#477219Post 11 of 322005-09-20

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what i don't understand is why any parent will allow their kids to be alone with Wacko Jacko

#477312Post 12 of 322005-09-20

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that whiteblack old women sucks

#477439Post 13 of 322005-09-21

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Did you hear what the Dad said to Micheal Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

#477440Post 14 of 322005-09-21

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Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

#477885Post 15 of 322005-09-21

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What is Micheal Jackson's favorite game to play with little boys?

"Beat It"

:Rasta Ba:

#477888Post 16 of 322005-09-21

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[color=orange][b]What's the difference between a polythene bag and Michael Jackson? [/b]

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[color=orange][b]One is made of plastic and dangerous to children,[/b][/color] [color=orange][b]the other is used to carry your shopping home![/b][/color]

#477890Post 17 of 322005-09-21

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wow, some good ones. I only have one, and it's terrible.

#477896Post 18 of 322005-09-21

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oh what the hell, here goes: you all remember michael jackson holding his kid over the balcony a year or two ago? do you know why he was holding his kid over the balcony?

He was shaking all the cum out.

:unsure:

#477898Post 19 of 322005-09-21

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:CrackUp:

holy shit Jenks, you just owned all other jokes in this topic...

#477919Post 20 of 322005-09-21

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what do michael jackson and caviar have in common?

they both cum on little white crackers.

#477930Post 21 of 322005-09-21

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^that is awesome. lmao.

#477935Post 22 of 322005-09-21

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God damn it, he`s innocent ffs. :roll:

#477953Post 23 of 322005-09-21

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whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and Cavair?

Nothing they both come on little white crackers

#478053Post 24 of 322005-09-22

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Do you know how you can tell if michael jackson is on a date?

There is a tricycle parked in the driveway.

#478057Post 25 of 322005-09-22

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[font=Verdana][size=2]What do second place race horses and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both come in a little behind.

Bada BING! [/size][/font]

#478060Post 26 of 322005-09-22

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Q: What makes Michael Jackson so unique? A: It's the little boy inside him.

#478063Post 27 of 322005-09-22

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Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a Catholic priest? A: Nothing

#478065Post 28 of 322005-09-22

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How do you know when its bed time at neverland?

when the big hand touches the little hand

#478080Post 29 of 322005-09-22

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haha.

#478287Post 30 of 322005-09-22

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What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's makeup.

#478293Post 31 of 322005-09-22

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[QUOTE=Jenks]oh what the hell, here goes: you all remember michael jackson holding his kid over the balcony a year or two ago? do you know why he was holding his kid over the balcony?

He was shaking all the cum out.

:unsure:[/QUOTE]

So sick its funny!

#479639Post 32 of 322005-09-25

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he he!!

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