vagina junction, whats your function?

taking in sperm and spitting out babies.

britney has given birth to a boy. farewell career, hello white trash. :Howdy:

odds the kid is named after some weird type of fruit or mythological character?

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[quote=thesightless]vagina junction, whats your function?

taking in sperm and spitting out babies.

britney has given birth to a boy. farewell career, hello white trash. :Howdy:

odds the kid is named after some weird type of fruit or mythological character?[/quote]

haha... ya sure its not going to be like taking 2 names and mixing them together like all the parents are doing these days thinking its a most loving thing to do. I am going with mythological character because he is a boy.

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Cool, i just hope that she recovers that hot bod of her soon....well sometimes when girls haves a baby they get hotter...some cases :lol: but trhe most of the time the get all Fu%^&ed up :roll:

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People like her and her man should be banned from having kids. Total white trash.:lol:

cool now she can go back to been a slut..

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the baby was born with a mullet, she named it "Walmart"

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i'd still hit it... :o

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they said on the radio that she was gonna call "it" London. what a stupid name

And yes i'd still hit it to,

with a crowbar..........

First four2 now this!

Today is the best!

GO earth!

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[quote=darkabeatz]they said on the radio that she was gonna call "it" London. what a stupid name

And yes i'd still hit it to,

with a crowbar..........[/quote]

Why such stupid names.."brooklyn" David beckham's and posh spice Son "Apple" name of teh son of Gwyneth paltrow and the lead singer of Coldpaly

:lol:

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[quote=darkabeatz]they said on the radio that she was gonna call "it" London. what a stupid name

And yes i'd still hit it to,

with a crowbar..........[/quote]

Well, when you're a white trash girl from the swamplands of Louisiana, London seems like a magical place of Dragons, Wizards and Kings.

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[quote=Kobe]the baby was born with a mullet, she named it "Walmart"[/quote] :ROFLMAO:

London Spears eh...yea, that's gonna go over real well in school :lol:

[quote]The baby was born Wednesday by Caesarean section at the UCLA Medical Center in Santa Monica, Calif., with Federline by Spears? side in the delivery room, Us Weekly magazine reported. Story continues below

Spears has said she wanted a C-section in an interview with Elle magazine. The pop star said she didn?t want to go through the pain of natural childbirth. Her mom had told her the pain was ?the most excruciating thing she?s ever gone through in her life.?[/quote] I thought she was one of the most powerful women in the world? :not me:

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no more low cut jeans huh? c-section scars are HUGE.

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on the subject of daft names .. where are all the 40 somethings that were born in the sixties called moonbeam and starchild ect. there musta been about a million babies with daft names from the age of love . did they get name changes or go in hidding?

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[quote=bart_smastard]on the subject of daft names .. where are all the 40 somethings that were born in the sixties called moonbeam and starchild ect. there musta been about a million babies with daft names from the age of love . did they get name changes or go in hidding?[/quote]

My guess is with natural selection.

they're out there.. we just don't see them because they were destined for failure from birth. just like London Spears Federline :lol:

NY Post reported the name was Preston Michael Spears Federline, or PMS Federline

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god this is easy, the jokes just write themselves! :lol:

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[quote=bart_smastard]on the subject of daft names .. where are all the 40 somethings that were born in the sixties called moonbeam and starchild ect. there musta been about a million babies with daft names from the age of love . did they get name changes or go in hidding?[/quote]

any of the "love child" names probably stuck around for those born in the sixties until the mid eighties when Moonbeam the flower child became Steve the power broker yuppie.

back on the subject of Britany. how can a girl known for her belly button immediately opt for cesarian birth. just more for them to airbrush for her next album cover.

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Britney has a clause in her Music and Photography contracts which states she will not have a natural childbirth because of the possibility of an Event Horizon - bending the light and therefore distorting her pictures. She also wouldn't be able breast feed due to the potential of having her child sucked back in.

Christina A. has a similar clause as well as a no gang-bang / no DP clause.

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this is news for me, didnt even know she was pregnant who's the father?

^^ picklemonkey

[quote=remoh]^^ picklemonkey[/quote] :CrackUp: :Bingo:

[img]http://img61.echo.cx/img61/5693/pickled6hc.jpg[/img]

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Jesus! You people are vicious...... :lol:

You got to feel for the kid though...considering who his parents are and all that :?

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I kinda like "Slave for You" Nice and slutty song.

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[quote=deepdarkandtribal]Jesus! You people are vicious...... :lol:

You got to feel for the kid though...considering who his parents are and all that :?[/quote]

hey, i met pickle's mon .. i thought she was pretty cool

:CrackUp:

Me: "Orlando just got promoted" Mom: "To what, mayor?!"

:CrackUp: