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I'M GOING TO KILL MY NEIGHBOUR...

26 durable postsStarted 2005-08-17Latest 2005-08-19
#17858Post 1 of 26

...his fucking alarm has been keeping me awake since 8 this morning (went to bed @ 4, THANKS ASSHOLE!!). I live in a 10 storey building on the 7th floor, but my upper neighbour seems to have his alarm standing on his heater, which transports the alarm/radio sound via the tube directly into my room so loud I can even start a fucking karaoke bar!! [size=7][b] [color=red]HOW LOUD DOES IT HAVE TO BE TO WAKE UP YOU DEAF MORON.[/color][/b][/size] :hanghim: :Die: :KillYou: :Boom:

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket...while ago he left for the weekend and the hellish machine kept going all weekend. I had to sleep with my earplugs in. This thursday it's going down tho, I'm heading over there and get this over with.

....he turned it off, finally. Going back to bed. It's 10am now. I hope he dies.

aerl@#$^^$^@^Y&U&U%!!

#462469Post 2 of 26

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i have the same problem with this idiot neighbour of mine who's car alarm goes on and on for hours some nights because the imbecil can't hear it. guess why ... HE LIVES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING :BangHead: . how the HELL can you park your car where you can't hear the alarm ? ... hope he dies in pain

#462474Post 3 of 26

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You should go to bed at 9.30pm like any normal person then.

#462479Post 4 of 26

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I can't. No inspiration before that hour...sometimes i can sit down practising design ideas or creating something until 5 am.

Still that guy needs to use a taser for an alarm IMO.

#462487Post 5 of 26

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Crazy Dutch...I feel for you Yao!

#462491Post 6 of 26

Yao relax man. I hate loud neighbours. We used to have some guy that lived above us that his damn bed keep falling off its frame and it would shake the whole damn building. Thank God he moved out not to long ago.

#462576Post 7 of 26

so glad I live in a house..:lol:

#462577Post 8 of 26

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[quote=Yao]Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket..[/quote] I prefer my Christ rolled in a frickendel with some curry mayo.

#462631Post 9 of 26

thats almost as bad as the 3 months of hammering and sawing going on outside my apt. the mexicans start pounding at 8am and dont stop til 8pm. its wonderful trying to sleep especially when i go to sleep at 5am or later.

when i'm rich and famous, i'd like to have a big beautiful moutainside house far far away from neighbors and traffic. so if i go to bed at say 7 or 8am, i can fucking sleep til i wake up and not be woken up by the sounds of the construction dumpster being picked up and dropped. :roll:

#462637Post 10 of 26

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i read once about a guy in the states who shot someone through his letterbox whilst a guy was knocking on his door .he got off with it too cos he was paranoid about ppl breaking in . just a suggestion :wink:

#462641Post 11 of 26

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if this is going to degenerate into an inconsiderate asshole topic .. may i also voice my loathing of children on public transport .. god made the back of our hands a great tool to teach kids manners but the law won't let us use em .. NO FAIR

#462647Post 12 of 26

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EASY SOLUTION.

  1. go to basement
  2. find electrical breaker
  3. turn off all power to his room.
  4. sleep happily.
#462650Post 13 of 26

i agree. if someone on the bus see's you smack your kid, they can turn you in for child abuse. when did this become abuse? cos my mom was pretty swift with the backhand or a belt. i turned out ok. some kids need to be smacked on the face.

#462654Post 14 of 26

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i'm talking about other ppl's kids here not my own .. ( i don't have any . although i have a nephew who's well behaved but mischevious and i love ) . it's other ppl's brats that get on my nerves

#462668Post 15 of 26

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A power cut, yessss....

I was fecking broken today because of that interlude in my sleep. Stupid asshole sleeps thru the alarm for about 30 mins then slams it off only to let it start going WHEE WHEE WHEE WHEE WHEE WHEE again after 10 mins...and repeats that up to 5 times.

And yes one should be able to smack a misbehaving kid. I once saw a kid kick his father in the ass. I was waiting for some serious retaliation, giving the man encouraging looks (pointing at the little shit while sliding the famous finger across my throat)....nothing. Pussy-ass daddy.

#462671Post 16 of 26

[quote=FM]so glad I live in a house..:lol:[/quote]

I wish i could say the same man. I live in a god damn apartment. Havent been able to play shit because of all the people living around. Cant barely turn up the tv volume sometimes. :(

#462676Post 17 of 26

i dont have kids either, but i'd have no problem watching a parent smack a kid if he is well deserving of it. ie, letting your child run free through a restaurant as you eat, with no regard how the child is behaving or misbehaving. :roll: i see it all too often. it's amazing.

#462678Post 18 of 26

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Jib, I'm sorry to tell you this, but whoever it was that told you that you turned out ok was just being mean and teasing you..... that's not nice

#462681Post 19 of 26

damnit. i'll kill her.

#462682Post 20 of 26

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:CrackUp:

#462726Post 21 of 26

yao, have you tried asking the dude to move the alarm to somewhere else? or maybe turn it down a tad? maybe you're getting all pissed about something you could fix with a simple request?

#462770Post 22 of 26

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Actually that's exactly what I meant to do tonight if he's home. I suppose it's onyl a matter of moving the thing and all will be good...and I cannot imagine the guy refusing to do that either. It happened again this morning, but yesterday I was back too late to go ask him.

#462999Post 23 of 26

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[quote=thesightless]EASY SOLUTION.

  1. go to basement
  2. find electrical breaker
  3. turn off all power to his room.
  4. sleep happily.[/quote]

been there done that! He was away for the weekend so I turned it back on before he got back. I only thought about all the food in his freezer after I did it!!! I dont know why people dont leave a key with a neighbor in the first place

#463169Post 24 of 26

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dont feel bad. i wouldnt. patience only lasts so long before you want to hit someone in the temple with a cueball.

#463170Post 25 of 26

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u know what time he gets up so he will roughly go to bed 7 hrs before that .. if sound resonates through heating system to you it will go from ures to his the same ..stop the fucka getting to sleep . PAYBACK if he don't respond to ure polite request

#463247Post 26 of 26

[quote=FM]so glad I live in a house..:lol:[/quote]

Even living in a house, you can still hear hella noise sometimes. I used to have this neighbor across the street from me who had a small dog that would bark almost nonstop from around 8-10AM to late in the evening. It was a high pitched bark and man I wanted to kill that dog or at least cut off its vocal cords so it couldn't bark anymore. Thankfully that neighbor doesn't live there anymore and took that damn dog with him!

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