Sorry Ladies, but I can't help what makes me laugh:

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch? No need to. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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[quote]In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.[/quote]

But this one is cool. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Beanz would have loved those. :cry:

Re:: FAO Men

:D I saw this before it's still funny.

[color=#E7E7EF] I was looking for hidden messages here. I'm paraniod now.[/color]

Q: What do you call a woman looking for revenge?

A: DreamGirlie

:wink:

[quote=Northern Exposed]Q: What do you call a woman looking for head?

A: DreamGirlie

:wink:[/quote]

dayum...

here's another one but it pretty bad.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her once.

:shock: :lol:

Re: FAO Men

[quote=FM]Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

[/quote]

haha aint that the truth

FM didnt you get the memo its only funny when Jenks or Beanz changes posts. :wink:

[quote=Northern Exposed]Q: What do you call a woman looking for revenge?

A: DreamGirlie

:wink:[/quote]

ouch

no ouch...i founds that quite funny!! :D :lol:

[quote=DreamGirlie]no ouch...i founds that quite funny!! :D :lol:[/quote]

alright then.well yeah i guess after this past week that would be so true.

Harsh!!!

BTW where did you go last night, I turned around and you were gone?

[quote=DreamGirlie]Harsh!!!

BTW where did you go last night, I turned around and you were gone?[/quote]

i bailed at about 12:30 i thought u left.but i saw u sitting with a bunch of people.didnt wanna interupt the party

Re:: FAO Men

Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

Next time your woman says "Do these jeans make my ass look big?", say "No, your ass makes you ass look big".

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess a snail leaves. :evil:

Sorry.

[quote=neoee]Beanz would have loved those. :cry:[/quote]

who gives a shit. he was a troll.

Re:: FAO Men

nice one

"How do you fix a woman's watch? No need to. There is a clock on the oven"

:CrackUp:

[quote=neoee]Beanz would have loved those. :cry:[/quote]

where is Beanz dude!?

I miss his crazy comments!

qulity jokes mate,

A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator?s mouth and place my genitals inside, leave ?em there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?"

The crowd murmurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and places his privates in the alligator?s open mouth. The gator then closes its mouth as the crowd gasps.

After five minutes, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opens its mouth and the man removes his genitals?unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheers, and the first of his free drinks is delivered.

"Anyone else have the guts to give it a try?" the man dares the crowd.

After a few seconds, a blonde woman timidly speaks up. "I?ll do it, but no hitting me on the head with the bottle."

haha nice 8)

How are blondes like turtles?

When they fall on their backs their fucked.

[quote=day_for_night][quote=neoee]Beanz would have loved those. :cry:[/quote]

who gives a shit. he was a troll.[/quote]

:lol:

Re:: FAO Men

...

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to."

God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don't have time for nonsense..."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg..."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

[quote=day_for_night][quote=neoee]Beanz would have loved those. :cry:[/quote]

yeah. i really REALLY need him back. :Anal:[/quote]

We all already knew that. Poor guy. :CrackUp:

[quote=mylexicon]here's another one but it pretty bad.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her once.

:shock: :lol:[/quote]

i feel so guilty for laughing at this one.

:unsure: