(RUNNER UP #1) "Chlorophyl! More like BOREofyl!" - Adam Sandler, Billy Madison (RUNNER UP #2) "It's not a tumah!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kindergarten Cop

10. "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" - The Governator, Kindergarten Cop

11. "He called that shit poop!" - Adam Sandler... Billy Madison

12. "How about my face in your ass! I mean, your ass in my face" - David Spade, Joe Dirt

13. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches." - Jason Mewews, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

14. "That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace. I know from experience dude." "No you don't." "Well this guy I knew, him and her got it on, WHOOO-EEEE!" "No they didn't." "No, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, eh? eh? Okay... NO YELLING ON THE BUS!" - Chris Farley & Adam Sandler, Billy Madison

15. " I have a feeling your whole family is going down. But for now, I gotta study" - Adam Sandler, Billy Madison

16. "I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go." - Will Ferrell, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

17. "Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, you might want to think about buying a quality product from me." - Chris Farley, Tommy Boy

18. "I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it." - Jason Mewes, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

19. "Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes 'click'." "Jesus" "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus" - John Turturro, The Big Lebowski

:RightOn:

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A lotta Bill Madison quotes up there.

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"Who's the big winner tonight? Mikey...Mikey is the big winner"

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That Big Lebowski quote is one golden.

My favorite quote of all times: "Earl, what did I tell you about thinking?" (Snatch)

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I guess you should try to catch good movies before suggesting such top 10

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HEHEHE!!I love this topic!!MAny thanks the great infos!!I like you! :lol:

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I'd like to suggests the following additions...

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint? Mitch: No, not on me, man. Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid. (Dazed and Confused)

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. (Dazed and Confused)

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. (Full Metal Jacket)

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew! Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word? Cartman: Jew? Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass! (South Park, Bigger Longer Uncut)

Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks! Customer with Diapers: In a row? (Clerks)

Gary Johnston: OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything. Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head? Gary Johnston: No. Spottswoode: So then, you haven't seen everything. (Team American:World Police)

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[quote]Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! [/quote]

[quote]Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! [/quote]

From Team America

"Matt Damon" - also from Team America :lol:

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[quote=picklemonkey](RUNNER UP #1)

2. "I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it." - Jason Mewes, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

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excellent choice...i had allmost forgotten it!!!!!

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nice pickles. 8)

Any quote from Team America.

"Durka Durka. Mohammad Jihad!"

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[quote=threehills]Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. (Dazed and Confused)[/quote] :MadNow: I can't believe I forgot that one