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Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

54 durable postsStarted 2005-06-03Latest 2005-06-07
#15578Post 1 of 54

Who and why.

#429091Post 2 of 54

Re: Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

my wife..... she's severely claustrophobic and her panic levels can hit some unrealistic levels whereby even I start getting scared :lol:

#429106Post 3 of 54

Re: Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

Anybody with bad body odour would be a no no.

#429108Post 4 of 54

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with "It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole."

because he's weird.

#429113Post 5 of 54

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My gey flatmate. His obsession wit my ass is getting scary.

#429213Post 6 of 54

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George Bush

Wait...that might be good, I could kick him in the balls a few times!

#429216Post 7 of 54

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Katie Kouric

#429221Post 8 of 54

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[quote=Yao]My gey flatmate. His obsession wit my ass is getting scary.[/quote]

:CrackUp:

#429224Post 9 of 54

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Rosie O'Donnell :shock:

#429227Post 10 of 54

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fran dresher. god no.

#429230Post 11 of 54

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[quote=thesightless]fran dresher. god no.[/quote] what if she was wearing a muzzle?

#429239Post 12 of 54

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myself, i coudnt stand it, it would be too much, i may start talking to myself and maybe it could end bad for me

#429265Post 13 of 54

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gilbert godfrey high pitch eric tara reid

#429293Post 14 of 54

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Pataky IMO

#429294Post 15 of 54

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The frog off those adverts

#429314Post 16 of 54

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a paranoid schizophrenic

WHAOOOOA :?

#429316Post 17 of 54

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My neighbor and his cheap, horrible, vomit-inducing cologne (which he uses in industrial amounts). I can smell it from my bedroom the minute he puts a step outside his apartment :Barf:

#429317Post 18 of 54

Re: Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

50 cent

#429343Post 19 of 54

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[quote=AndyH]The frog off those adverts[/quote]

Holy Mofo shit man, is that thing [b]annoying[/b] or what!!??

I'd sure like to drop a nuke on the fuckfaces of that company, especially the one that came up with the idea that it would be funny to have an ugly-ass frog all over the goddamn internet and tv. Can't open a page without that freak of nature staring at me and that irritating song playing.

phew...what a relief getting this off my chest...I really, really [size=6][b]HATE HATE HATE[/b][/size] that frog. I wanna squeeze the life out if that thing man...watch it die slowy in pain and agony with it's eyeballs popping out in hysterical panic.

:Die: :KillYou: :hanghim: [size=2] Seems like some peepz need to adjust the view they had on my personae previously to this post...lol[/size]

#429352Post 20 of 54

Re: Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

that short squeaky one off goodfellas, joe pasquale.

#429361Post 21 of 54

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Alex Ferguson and that annoying Frog off the ringtone adverts .... ding ding ding fuckin dinging endlessly.

#429419Post 22 of 54

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an army recruiter

#429423Post 23 of 54

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my dogs. they would surely panic. :roll:

#429459Post 24 of 54

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Christopher Walken on acid...

#429462Post 25 of 54

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Hernan Cattaneo, some decks and a soundsystem.

#429471Post 26 of 54

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Ouch .... surely even you must have liked his 2rd Rennaissance2 disc Chem.

#429473Post 27 of 54

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dr phil

#429490Post 28 of 54

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[quote=Yao][quote=AndyH]The frog off those adverts[/quote]

Holy Mofo shit man, is that thing [b]annoying[/b] or what!!??

I'd sure like to drop a nuke on the fuckfaces of that company, especially the one that came up with the idea that it would be funny to have an ugly-ass frog all over the goddamn internet and tv. Can't open a page without that freak of nature staring at me and that irritating song playing.

phew...what a relief getting this off my chest...I really, really [size=6][b]HATE HATE HATE[/b][/size] that frog. I wanna squeeze the life out if that thing man...watch it die slowy in pain and agony with it's eyeballs popping out in hysterical panic.

:Die: :KillYou: :hanghim: [size=2] Seems like some peepz need to adjust the view they had on my personae previously to this post...lol[/size][/quote]

Lol, in fairness to the bloke who invented the frog, I read a thing the other day that said that him and his mates were just trying to make up the most annoying thing they could for a laugh, and he apologised as he never realised that it would get so 'popular'.

I would LOVE to be stuck in a lift with Bin Laden!!

#429498Post 29 of 54

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[quote=simonr]Ouch .... surely even you must have liked his 2rd Rennaissance2 disc Chem.[/quote]

haven't heard it tbh, is it good?

#429501Post 30 of 54

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[quote]Hernan Cattaneo, some decks and a soundsystem.[/quote]

I love Sasha fans. They know what is up. :lol: Thank God some of us have good taste in mu-zak.

#429502Post 31 of 54

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[quote=chemicalbeavis]Hernan Cattaneo, some decks and a soundsystem.[/quote]

I second that.. Hernan has been throwing down some crazy blah lately.. he would put me right to sleep..

#429532Post 32 of 54

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I'd love to be stuck in an elevator with Yao. I'd ding ding ding the whole time :lol:

#429676Post 33 of 54

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[quote=harry ramsden]that short squeaky one off goodfellas, joe pasquale.[/quote]

It's Joe PESCI big guy. :lol:

#430088Post 34 of 54

Re: Who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with?

Tiesto.

Actually, it might not be so bad if there was a handgun also present. Might save Earth from another Crazy Frog.

#430091Post 35 of 54

can I include a second one ?? I'd HATE to be stuck in an elevator with day_for_night and Chem ..... MAYHEM :ROFLMAO:

-e-

#430165Post 36 of 54

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Mike Tyson, he can bit my ear off or even worse eat me alive!!! :lol:

#430176Post 37 of 54

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[quote=Jibgolly] tara reid[/quote]

god, i agree. nobody deserves that kind of punishment. i was thinking of the olsen twins myself.

#430177Post 38 of 54

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boy george,,,, he scares me

#430199Post 39 of 54

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I would hate to be stuck in a lift with my friends fianc?e. Well, actually it wouldn't be too bad. I hate her, so I would probably take out my knife, slit her throat and watch her die. Hear her gargle on her own blood, begging and pleading for her life but just sit there and watch the life flow out of her.

#430201Post 40 of 54

^ you might want to get checked for help. :shock:

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