Re: Dance Music snobbery- yes im talking about you.
:lol:
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[COLOR=#555555][FONT=arial][COLOR=#d3d3d3]Alright mate, I get it. You've got a hot girlfriend, whereas I'm forced to shuffle awkwardly along the edges of the floor like a broke farmer at a cattle sale. You do not need to do that thing where you stand behind your missus and caress her torso like dead Patrick Swayze in [I]Ghost. [/I]Your moves aren't vicariously turning us on, you look like a creepy grandfather-to-be rather than a stud whose prize we're all jealous of.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
[h=3][COLOR=#d3d3d3]PINTS[/COLOR][/h][COLOR=#555555][FONT=arial][COLOR=#d3d3d3][IMG]http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/db6d5e5299ad56e40e3d7f71a5ad44e9.jpg[/IMG][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#555555][FONT=arial][COLOR=#d3d3d3]Now, the CAMRA crowd aren't gonna like this, but fuck 'em, they don't go to clubs anyway (unless Berghain have booked Jethro Tull for an original lineup reformation set, that is). The problem is, people who insist on drinking full pints in packed clubs seem to demand that they're treated with the kind of respect usually reserved for people in wheelchairs. I'm sorry if I've spilt your jar of watered down Carling, but this venue is 200 people over capacity and Oneman just dropped "Gabriel". I am not going to curb my rowdy behaviour because you insist that "it tastes better on draught". All club beer is shit, just cut your losses and get a bottle. You'll probably lose the same amount of liquid from people knocking into you as you would from shaving 240ml off your drink in the first place.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]